"Oh, man, this is going to be awesome. I just sit here in the bowl and act like granola, and when she comes over with the milk, I open my mouth real wide, and…"
"Wait a minute, when did she switch to soy milk?! Dang, I hate that stuff!"
The best-laid plans of mousers and men often go awry, Diane D.
[Looks like this one has been around the internet and back since a couple of years ago... - Ed.]