| Announcer: | In a world… where cuteness is forbidden… one ferret will break all the rules… |
| Ferret: | Taste cute justice, evildoer! |
| Evildoer: | Aaaahhh-AAAAAAAAA-aaaaaugh!!! (click for typical movie scream) |
| Announcer: | This summer, get ready for a new kind of justice: Cute Justice, starring Clifton Tang, Mitzi Garbleflatzer, and Kate S. as "The Sender-Inner." |
You’re on a serious roll NTMTOM.
Fewets don’t keel, except with cute !
“My God… it’s unstoppable.” ::Explosion:: “It can’t be contained.” ::classic yell:: “It’s… cute.”
::heavy drums::
This summer… the only way to stop injustice… is with teh qte.
Peenk noses are UNSTOPPABLE.
PS “Mitzi Garbleflatzer”??
NTMTOM, I diagnose a childhood spent reading MAD Magazine. Potrzebie!!
So they’ve dug Mitzi Garbleflatzer out of retirement. Who could forget her performance in “Attack of the killer sock fluff”
Ferret: “Do you want to do the upside down kiss thing, like in that Spidey movie?”
Man: “Arrghhhhhh!!!”
I read Cute Justice as Cute Juice. Urrrgh, on to next coffee.
Chanpon– Yes, Yes, YESSSS!
Will this be on a double bill with Benson Hedges, Private Eye?
What’s next? The Dooks of Hazzard?
Oh, man, it’s too early in the morning for this.
Dooks of Hazzard!
Oh, ferret humor.
Ferret: Hmm. Tight squeeze, but I think I can just make it.
[peering speculatively down throat]
Love the Wilhelm!
Cue the super hero music people…. And now Our hero the white weasel takes down the evil human for truth Justice and the Ferrity WAY.
I believe his real name is I Am Weasel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Weasel ).
[Gotta leave one white space at the end of any URLs you put in a TypePad comment, otherwise they don't work right... - Ed.]
Mom had a chicken, Mom had a cow. Dad was proud, he didn’t care how. *grins*
He needs a tiny pair of Sunglasses of Justice that he can take off at dramatic moments, a la David Caruso.
it weel be a blockbusterrrr!!!!!!
Theo, I was trying to embed the url within my comment earlier, but that didn’t work. I guess that’s a limitation of the forum software?
[Sort of. We're not set up to parse HTML or BBcode; in fact the software doesn't like angle brackets (less-than/greater-than) at all. But if you just paste in a whole URL from your browser's address bar, usually it works fine. Just leave a space at the end so it doesn't glom up the rest of your sentence, punctuation, etc. - Ed.]
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You should have posted this in Trajan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t87QKdOJNv8
AuntieMame– if only Gielgud and Olivier had known that all they had to do was whip around a pair of sunglasses, they wouldn’t have wasted all that time at RADA. :
PS:
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/15/celebrity-pictures-david-caruso-shades-off/
Theresa,LOL.
Nads – I think I could use some Cute Juice. It seems like it might have some excellent health benefits.
In a world where cuteness is forbidden…
YOU MEAN CALIFORNIA DON’T YOU?
Where ferret cuteness IS forbidden!
Ceiling ferret?
PS I don’t ever look at that site, my flatmate told me about “ceiling cat”.
Sure, cute justice sounds good, but what do you do when he takes his 22 hour daily hammock snuggle, then what?
What do you do when he takes his 22 hour hammock snuggle? Snuggle, too? Spend some quality time peeling grapes for His Cuteness (do they eat grapes?), get some chores or work done… nah.
I love the tiny fang action!!
leetle peeenk leeps!!
FERRET TEEFS!!
That standard movie scream is called “the Wilhelm”! I wonder how many movies it’s been in?
Beat me daddy…faire 8…
2 zee bar…
All of them, Pounce. (or at least anything George Lucas has been part of)
I don’t know. Looks like the ferret may be going in for a big bite of schnoz.