The Ascent of Mount Hand

I left base camp early on the second morning, and occupied myself until midday by navigating a slow circuitous route across the Fingertip Ridges…

The terrain was rugged and unmanicured...

… the route, although tedious and time-consuming, would place me advantageously for my final assault on Big Index the next morning…

I claim this finger in the name of Lizardania!

Reaching the peak at last, I stared down into the Palm Valley below, now an impossibly small tableaux of villages and farmlands where once I walked as but one among multitudes, yet now alone in the giddy horror of true isolation…

And the worst part is, I can still hear the #%@&ing yodeling from here.

Because it’s there, Sarah G.

74 comments … read them below or add one

  1. AuntieMame says:

    Yodeling… Wahahaha!

    (Hey, Exploder remembered me! Huzzah!)

  2. katiedid says:

    And to think.. It only took him 15 minutes… oh wait… :-D

  3. Heather says:

    I am not normally a lizard person, wait..I have a tattoo of a gecko…I guess I am a lizard person!
    Anyway, I was going to say that is almost as cute as my kittens!! ;0)

  4. CoffeeCup says:

    The conquering of Mount Hand is upon us!

    What is that, a gecko? A baby gecko? Mini gecko? So cute. I want a gecko. But the feeding crickets part I don’t like. I’m not fond of insects.

  5. Heather says:

    why can’t I see comments unless I first leave one??

  6. Heather says:

    Thats not a gecko, I don’t think…but I know I’ve seen it somewhere before…maybe california and arizona?

  7. Von Zeppelin says:

    Sir Edmund Lizardy.

  8. BostonBunny says:

    Mounthand-climbing lizards? So, what else is newt?

  9. Noelle says:

    That last picture was scary…I’m afraid of heights. :)

    Love the tiny lizard. I had a close encounter with one in Disney World once when I was holding on to a slide ladder and one bit my finger. I think he was hiding in a hole in the ladder and I must have covered it and it attacked. I didn’t even realize what it was until I saw it lying on the ground. I must have shaken him off and the poor thing was kinda dazed, but he eventually came around and scampered away. It was so cute, just like this little guy.

  10. kw says:

    I believe this is an anole. Looks like a tiny version of the one I had.

  11. berthaservant says:

    I just want to know what happened to the little lizard sherpa.

  12. skippymom says:

    Nice deck chairs in the background! And the railing-thingy makes me wonder–was this taken on a ship?
    Oh, and the little lizard is absolutely adorable.

  13. Rayna says:

    I want toe-hance! Lookee them toes! Sure looks like an anole to me too, Kw. I remember when I was little, we had one, and he used to roam around the house and I’d play hide-and-seek with him…he usually won :)

  14. C. says:

    BostonBunny – That’s a cold-blooded comment. Can’t you see he’s scaling new heights?

  15. kat says:

    eets so qte and leetle! I lurv heem!

    Where would someone find such a teensy leezard?

  16. DKN says:

    SqueeeeeeeZard!!!!!!!!!

  17. DKN says:

    Squeeeeeeeezard!!!

  18. Theresa says:

    Noelle, I had a similar encounter with a gecko in my Dad’s house in Florida. He was hanging by the jaws from my hand, but his little mouf was so tiny, I could hardly feel anything. I put him outside, and I told him how skeered I was of him. I hope he felt better then. ;)

    If you have to handle a wild lizard, folks, remember to wash your hands thoroughly afterwards. They carry salmonella.

  19. Theresa says:

    PS Look at those LOOOOOOOOOONG, spindly toes!!

  20. skippymom says:

    I’ve been lurking for pretty much ever, but never commented because everybody else’s comments were made hours before I even got to the site, so I figured why bother, no one will see anything I write. Then today when the lizard showed up in the middle of the day, I got all excited and commented. I was puzzled when the time shown was 11:14, as it was quarter past two here! Then suddenly the penny dropped and I realized: OOOOHHH, that’s West Coast time. Now that I get it, I can join the gang! WOOHOOO!!1! I feel like I know all you guys, so this realization and the prospects it holds truly makes my day–no, week. Month? Yeah…. So, like–hi!

  21. Theresa says:

    PPS I just set up my first wireless network ALL BY MYSELF!! Am I a big girl, or what?

    [So when I drive by your office later with my iGadget, I won't find an unsecured wi-fi named "Linksys", right? - Ed.]

    [ ;) ]

  22. NT Mel says:

    Feeeeeeeeeeeengers!

  23. Arielemc says:

    I love the feets!

  24. Theresa says:

    PPPS: VAL-DER-EEEEEEEE! VAL-DER-AAAAAAAAA! VAL-DER-EEEEEEEE! VAL-DER-AAA-HA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHA!

  25. Jezebel says:

    He picked a lizard shaped booger out of his nose! Impressive!

  26. AuntieMame says:

    Congrats, Theresa! I am impressed. (Seriously. Because I can’t even hook up the cable wires without a map and full directions. And somebody else to do it for me.)

    Jezebel, ewww! LOL!

    And welcome, skippymom!

  27. DKN says:

    Oh crap, teho, disregard my email…now they’re both up there…slightly different and making me look like a weirdo. Oh…wait…i just remembered where i am.

  28. Theo says:

    DKN — you know, I hadn’t even seen your email yet. (Look again.)

  29. skippymom says:

    AuntieMame: thanks for welcoming me! I was (sniff) hoping somebody would. I’m just so (sniff) happy to be here.

  30. biscuithead says:

    @skippymom
    Welcome to non-lurkerhood.
    It took a while for me too.
    There are some lovely people here at CO.
    Enjoy!

    As for the lizard, great pics + great writing!
    More lizard content on CO is nice!

  31. Theresa says:

    Jezebel– the LIZARD picked a LIZARD-shaped booger??? Are we talking something like lizard-booger-fractals here??? (boggling)

  32. Theresa says:

    (waving handkerchief at SkippyMom)

  33. wannadance says:

    nomtom, that is profound, ya know???

    what to say? hmmm. must think.

    whatza anole? a reptile or an amphibian? isn’t a gecko an amphibian?

    am I an amphibian? that’s a fun word. not as good as morsel, though….

  34. cheryl says:

    love the little lizzy. i used to play with them in miami beach growing up. those captions were awesome, NTMTOM!

  35. DKN says:

    Thanks for teh fixing!

  36. Paunchie says:

    Huff! Oops, I inhaled him!

  37. Sophie says:

    Ohmy,

    He is adorable!

  38. Kallisto says:

    There is nothing I dislike about this post. And the story… It’s like a “Touch of Zen”. I just like everything about this post.

  39. Kathy says:

    Your commentary (as usual) is hilarious!

    PS I am enjoying my calendar every single day!

  40. Little Tart says:

    I claim this finger for… MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!!1!!!

  41. AmyJ says:

    wannadance – I’m not an expert but geckos are definitely reptiles and so are anoles. But I think anoles have long slender toesies like this little lizard whereas geckos have sticking pads on the ends of their toes. I’m sure there are other differences too, I think maybe geckos have wider faces. I think. Can anyone correct me here?

    Hiya, skippymom! Is skippy a furry friend?

  42. Nancy says:

    Arthur Lizard 1 and Arthur Lizard 2.

  43. @Nancy: Monty Python for the win!!! :-D

    (And here’s the skit she’s cleverly referencing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0tuw3NxbqE )

  44. Theresa says:

    “Everest– Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest t**s in the world.”

  45. Marie says:

    “The terrain was rugged and unmanicured.”

    LOl! Oh, that was a goody! What a cutie pie, too.

  46. The Other One Michelle says:

    If this guy was Bear Grylls’ partner I’d love watching Man vs. Wild even more! Except Bear would eat him :-(

  47. CoffeeCup says:

    I think the “railing” in the photos is doors and rails of a sunroom or a closed in deck. A friend of mine has a sunroom that looks like this.

  48. shahinrani says:

    Completely awesome post, NTMTOM.

  49. Caitlin says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHA

    haha

    ha

    ha.

    Wow, NTMTOM, you really outdid yourself this time. DAYUM.

  50. fish eye no miko says:

    Ah, so cute!

    I like when there are unusual animals on CO! More lizards, please!

  51. chanpon says:

    And he did it without his sherpa – who needs you Tenzing Norgay!

  52. Gail (the first one) says:

    @Nancy & Theresa: Bwahahaha!!!!!

    NTMTOM: GREAT post!!!!!!

  53. April says:

    soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. Loris says:

    Good advice, Theresa. Although in my limited experience (I went to Florida for 2 weeks once) it should read, “if lizards have to handle YOU…” Or if they have to run up the leg of your shorts, for that matter. Which apparently they do.

    *welcomes skippymom in a long-fingered, banana-smelling and only slightly venomous embrace…but that’s another entry…*

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the cuteness of lizards is vastly underrated.

    I think he loks a bit like David Attenborough. Is that because he does, or because I am strange, or both?

  55. everett says:

    that is sooooo not cute….

  56. Nik says:

    NOMTOM, great post! And Nancy, hilarious reference! Thanks for the laughs today.

  57. auntyb says:

    uncle z and I went to Florida last year…we sat on our condo porch, got drunk and watched these little guys run all over the screened in porch…we called them “skitterers” cause they skittered all over the place….very cute and entertaining!

  58. rikku says:

    Have I mentioned that I LUFF your prose, NOMTOM?

  59. snoopysnake says:

    Awww.. cute little lizzie…I would welcome her with open hands any time!

  60. Loolee says:

    I am one of the lucky ones. I live in Florida, and yes, this is a brown anole, a rather young one in fact. These little guys are all over the place here. In the summers I would float in the pool and rescue the hapless ones that fell in while chasing bugs. Just be aware, like squirrels, they don’t have much of a survival instinct, and will run the wrong way across the path to avoid you, generally putting themselves under your feet if you aren’t paying attention.

    We also have green ones (are you jealous yet?)

  61. SoCalSis says:

    But… he doesn’t have a FLAG!!! No flag, no country. That’s the rules…

  62. Mel2 says:

    @SoCal: Sha-ZAM on the Izzard reference.

  63. Kar says:

    unmanicured terrain? Only Mike.

  64. Hon Glad says:

    How did he manage finger nail glacier?

  65. Hakki says:

    what if his parents will come :)

  66. Nancy says:

    @Paunchie: oh, a bit of spelunking in a potentially volatile region!

  67. Redzilla says:

    When I lived in Florida, I had this ugly old bush, but at night all the leetle leezards slept in its leaves. Hubby wanted to take the bush out to landscape, but I flung myself in front of it and said, “NOOOO! That’s the Leezard Youth Hostel.” So, the ugly bush stayed. I miss my leetle leezards.

  68. Josh G. says:

    That’s a baby brown anole, found at a beach house in Casey Key, Florida. Very cute. I know because those are my hands…

  69. pinball22 says:

    Aww… so cute! I love lizards. And I love very tiny things. So this is perfect.

  70. This is a juvenile brown anole (Anolis sagrei), native to Cuba, the Bahamas and some other Caribbean islands.

    It is considered a non-native invasive species (“nuisance” or “pest species” even) in the US and currently occurs in FL, GA, HI and some other southeastern states. Recent research by University of Tennessee and U of Florida biologists indicates that the invasion of brown anoles is resulting in the rapid decline of native green anole populations (Anolis carolinensis) in the US southeast (see work by Dr. Todd Campbell). Brown anoles reproduce faster and can potentially outcompete green anoles for food and habitat. Here in Hawaii, A. carolinensis isn’t native either, but the same decline has been documented after the introduction of A. sagrei.

    More about A. sagrei invasions:
    http://invasions.bio.utk.edu/invaders/sagrei.html

    And here’s a cutesy-w00tsy green anole hatchling:

    http://www.robertlordzimlich.com/bayfront/Green%20Anole%206015.JPG

    Lesson: Cute or not, NEVER release your pets into the wild or try to sneak them past customs inspectors/pet quarantine. Doing so could potentially kill lots of wild animals (and plants, etc.) The protection and conservation of native ecosystems (and their species) is important for preserving global biodiversity (read “cute things”).

  71. This is a juvenile brown anole (Anolis sagrei), native to Cuba, the Bahamas and some other Caribbean islands.

    It is considered a non-native invasive species (“nuisance” or “pest species” even) in the US and currently occurs in FL, GA, HI and some other southeastern states. Recent research by U of Tennessee and U of Florida biologists indicates that the invasion of brown anoles is resulting in the rapid decline of native green anole populations (Anolis carolinensis) in the US southeast (see work by Dr. Todd Campbell). Brown anoles reproduce faster and can potentially outcompete green anoles for food and habitat. They’ve even been documented eating green anole hatchlings (as well as their own). Here in Hawaii, A. carolinensis isn’t native either, but the same decline has been documented after the recent introduction of A. sagrei.

    More about Anolis sagrei invasions:
    http://invasions.bio.utk.edu/invaders/sagrei.html

    And here’s a cutesy-w00tsy green anole hatchling:

    http://www.robertlordzimlich.com/bayfront/Green%20Anole%206015.JPG

    Lesson: Cute or not, NEVER release your pets into the wild or try to sneak them past customs inspectors/pet quarantine. Doing so could potentially kill lots of wild animals (and plants, etc.) The protection and conservation of native ecosystems (and their species) is important for preserving global biodiversity (read “environmental conservation can mean saving cute things”).

  72. Looloobelle says:

    @wannadance – re: your question about whether geckos are amphibians
    http://tinyurl.com/blceb7
    and what anoles are:
    http://tinyurl.com/ded2zg
    …!

  73. compy-saur says:

    Hello, little man! You have a friend in St. Louis! His name is Richard, and he’s a lizzie just like you. :-) Grow big and strong and have yourself some bugs!

  74. Darling Duck says:

    I was scrubbing the floor of the shower for grandparents in Texas when
    a clump of bubbles came to life and ran across the floor and up the wall. Me SCREAM big time.