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What do elephants use as tampons?

Sheep!

I know I’m late to the party, but…

How do the Amish hunt?

They sneak up on a deer and build a barn around it.

Two Peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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One of my dogs makes noises kinda like that in the car.

And now, the joke. The best part is, this is a true story.

My boyfriend’s father is out in the garden planting flowers. My boyfriend steps out onto the patio to hear his dad say “oh no!”

Boyfriend: What’s wrong?

Boyfriend’s Dad: I’m supposed to be planting these in the sun!

Boyfriend: Where were you planting them? In the shade?

Boyfriend’s Dad: No, I’ve been planting them in the ground!

He does this sort of thing all the time.

How can people not notice that that poor dog is totally stressed out? Poor thing. . .it made me worry about what was causing him so much stress. Joking around is fine, as long as it’s not while ignoring when an animal is very stressed.

Friends are like toasters.
If you throw them down the stairs, they won’t make you toast anymore.

“IT’S ACTUALLY BACON!”

“I’M GOIN TO DISNEYLAND!”

A brunette and a blonde are driving down the street. The brunette, who is driving (thankfully), thinks her turn signal isn’t working, so she asks the blonde to go outside to check. After waiting a long time, she rolls down the window and says, “Well, is it working?” And the blonde says, “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no…”

Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and mop.