Puppy molecule

by Meg on January 6, 2009

Py or, "Puppeh molecule" consists of a tiny body and 2-ear compound.

Fun Facts! It’s also:

1. The smallest particle that still retains puppeh properties!
2. An electrically neutral group of four paws!
3. Has the average mass of a Hm (hamster) and Mo (mouse molecule) combined!

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You forgot the puppy molecule is held together by strong chemical bonds of Ki (Kibbuhls) and Bn (Bits), Dr. Matthew M.!

{ 63 comments }

1 jen 01.06.09 at 4:41 pm

omg how sweet

2 Saint Stryfe 01.06.09 at 4:42 pm

Little known fact: the tail of the Py molecule is an important part of making little boys, including Sp (Snips) and Sn (Snails).

3 cheryl 01.06.09 at 4:46 pm

haha. what an awesome caption and hovertext to start my day! thanks, meg!

4 Jezebel 01.06.09 at 4:47 pm

Don’t forget the Nm (Nom)!

5 Carolyn J. 01.06.09 at 4:49 pm

You just know this is going to blossom into a complete Periodic Table of Qte, don’t you?

Teho??

[Yes? - Ed.]

[...no, seriously, you know how many there ARE, right?? - Ed.]

6 kbo 01.06.09 at 4:49 pm

i wish there were something in the photo to give the relative size of the Py – say, a Susan B Anthony dollar. i mean, where does he fall on the WSAM (Wee Scale of Animule Molicules)?

7 Hon Glad 01.06.09 at 4:59 pm

Puposterous postulation.

8 sterling 01.06.09 at 5:00 pm

Rather than “biology”, I’d call this science “QTeology”.
:D
*snorglesnorglegnsoer*

9 Redzilla 01.06.09 at 5:05 pm

Quickly! To Qte Junior Qemistry set!

10 debg 01.06.09 at 5:11 pm

McPuppersons is all head. S/he must have a very big brain.

11 Carrie 01.06.09 at 5:22 pm

If this were my pupperson, her/his name would be EEP! (with the ! at the end)

12 meadowgirl 01.06.09 at 5:22 pm

omg. the cuteness!!!!

i can’t wait for the Periodic Table of Qte!

13 Katiedid 01.06.09 at 5:31 pm

and everyone knows that Ky (Kitty) molecules will not bond with Py … I think my science teacher said that is how atom bombs explode.. hummm should have paided more attention…. :-/

14 Golden 01.06.09 at 5:34 pm

Please do tell, what kind of miniature Puppitude is this? Mini weiner dog?

15 DewiCasgwent 01.06.09 at 5:34 pm

I think CERN should changeits priorities instaed of looking for the Higgs Boson they should start looking for the Meg Qteon

16 Babelglyph 01.06.09 at 5:43 pm

The nerd inside me is itching to correct — for it to be a Periodic Table of Qte, those would be “atoms,” not “molecules…” but then compounds have to be molecules (molecutes?) — so E would be ears and Tb would be Tiny Body, to make Puppate. Or something.

Bah, who cares about science, I just wanna give it a hug! X3

17 brinnann 01.06.09 at 5:45 pm

Golden, methinks it’s a Wa (Wah-wah).

18 soxfan 01.06.09 at 5:46 pm

Golden, that has to be a chihuahua. Most miniscule of puppitudes!

19 babelglyph 01.06.09 at 5:53 pm

Er, wait, that should read E₂Tb = Puppate. Qte-istry is hard.

20 Poohbear 01.06.09 at 5:56 pm

Funniest cap-shon and qtest hovertext this year so far ! :) )

Can’t wait for even more witty comments by chemistry-literate peeps !

21 Iva 01.06.09 at 6:42 pm

this is a minpin, i had four of them, they just look so cute and helpless, but they’re soooo mean and very noughty little bits!

22 Boomer's Babysitter 01.06.09 at 6:50 pm

Bebeh’s qteness, definitely must be ionic… free radicals, or something. Bonds quite easily to all who get within its radius of cute! (and to think I used to get A’s in chemistry… so long ago… and I have a cold so I can’t think… can I take this QTE chem pass/fail?)

23 Paunchie 01.06.09 at 7:03 pm

KRONCHE! (swallers pup whole)

24 Decca 01.06.09 at 7:11 pm

Well I hate to nuff, but it’s just wrong to leave this pup sitting there all cute. Don’t you people know it’s dangerous? I had a friend whose next-door-neighbor’s chiropractor’s girlfriend’s BFF had an adorable puppy and they let it sit there all cute and do you know what happened? The cute puppy grew up and became a dog and they still let it sit there all cute and 15 years later IT DIED!!! Puppies are not meant to be looked at and cooed over. They are meant to be kept in hermetically sealed bags for their entire lives because it would be just cruel to let them interact with people, other animals, toys, food, boxes, articles of clothing, or Japanese anime characters. If you let them have a life they may get hurt. Like in this photo. Stuffed toys can put out this puppy’s eye! So can running with scissors. (People, don’t let your pets run with scissors.)

End of nuff.

25 C. 01.06.09 at 7:26 pm

Careful – puppicules are unstable, and may cause splosions of mass destruction.

26 Nancy 01.06.09 at 7:28 pm

Awwwwhhhh! And that’s his little quark next to him!

27 chanpon 01.06.09 at 7:47 pm

OMG!!! He’s like the miniest of toffe-chips! Nom nom nom..

28 ButtaRumCake 01.06.09 at 7:50 pm

*giggles @ quark*

We’ve discover the 7th quark:
Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange, Charm & *Qte*

Thanks Nancy!!

29 kbo 01.06.09 at 7:53 pm

Babelglyph, I’m glad you broke the element vs molecule ice. I am a huge fan of the Periodic Table!!(Wait, did I type that out loud??) Anyway, I think Py is definitely an element: “The smallest particle that still retains puppeh properties” And then there is Pr, which combines nicely with Py when Py is not yet housebroken.

30 Deborah Godin 01.06.09 at 8:13 pm

I did’t do well in high school chem, but I figured out your puppeh chem right away, Now I feel so smart!! Thank you!!

31 Rebecca 01.06.09 at 9:28 pm

I would definitely buy a poster of a complete Periodic Table of Qte!

32 Wendy 01.06.09 at 9:40 pm

What a cutie patootie! Come to my house little one!

33 Evangeline's servant 01.06.09 at 9:57 pm

I don’t see how you could POSSIBLY not carry that wee pupling around in your rack or pockie or wossname —

34 Snowpea 01.06.09 at 10:39 pm

(a molecule is not a particle, but it’s certainly cute – but not cuticle)

35 Meg 01.06.09 at 10:44 pm

Rebecca, that is a great idea… we should tewtelly make that poster. I’ll do it in my spare times. [shifty eyes]

36 Lizzy 01.06.09 at 10:48 pm

See, if they’d taught me chemistry with FUZZYOHMAGAWCUTE! instead of numbers and symbols, I might have paid attention!!

The Qte teaching method – makes learning fun AND fluffay!

37 Carol82c 01.06.09 at 11:59 pm

Very cute! I really, really hope there will be more additions to the Qte Table of Elements! And I would buy a Qte Element poster for work and for home.

Please, please give us more of these awesome posts!

Love what ya’ll do!

38 snorglepup 01.07.09 at 12:38 am

Yep. The more you know…
Now that I have the recipie, I can reconstruct my own puppulence in abundence!
Bwaaahahaha! Off to the laboratoriee….

39 Shaz 01.07.09 at 1:26 am

I LOVE this. :) Thanks, Meg! You really outdid yourself on this one!

40 kibblenibble 01.07.09 at 2:01 am

I wasn’t good at chemistry, so I’ll just say, “Aww! Eggshell head!” That’s what their heads feel like when they’re this little.

41 Deanna 01.07.09 at 3:14 am

This puppy looks just like our Chihuahua Meda when she was little. So adorable.

42 berthaservant 01.07.09 at 4:18 am

Okay, I’ll leave it to the others to work out the Qte Periodic Table….

….as long as I get to write the Tom Lehrer-esque song that recites all of the Qte Elements!!!

“There’s Puppium and Kittium and Snorglese and Micro-Nom,
And Squee-geum and Nosicle and Toe-beansum and Splodium….”

43 Subhangi 01.07.09 at 4:41 am

*dies inhaling carbon puppoxide*

44 meadowgirl 01.07.09 at 4:56 am

mmmm toffee chips!

NOM NOM NOM!!!!

*soft cronshe*

45 Dale 01.07.09 at 4:59 am

While usually displaying a very high ionization energy, often after a big dinner, Py becomes an inert gas.

46 nix 01.07.09 at 10:19 am

This reminds me–I know a tiny little yorkie named Quark :D And as if yorkies weren’t teensy enough already, I think he was the smallest of his litter, so it’s a very fitting name.

47 Katrina 01.07.09 at 12:39 pm

Theo- this is a great idea. Just think of tje license-ables that could come out of this- posters, calendars, shirts, quilt patterns, mugs-the mind boggles. Now, we do need the best Peep Chemists working on it – it has to be well researched and produced, but, as for me, sign me up for a wall poster and a quilt pattern. and other stuff as it comes along. Please do work on this-Christmas/Hanukkah, Kwaanza, Three Kings Day, Devali and some Eid or another is (are) less than a year away! Morph the wall calendar into this project, pretty-please? Am I the only person who has a readily-available copy of the scientific one at hand a all times? I think not! We are a happy bunch of Nerds!

48 mberkie0 01.07.09 at 12:46 pm

@nix: ya gotta be careful with yer names, nix…. There is a fresh soft white cheese called “quark,” too. But I don’t think that that was meant by the owners of the puppehquark.

49 Silent Meow 01.07.09 at 12:50 pm

I am hoping to get a degree in biochemistry. I wish that I could put this Py particle into a test tube and sneak him into a chemistry class. I’d keep sneaking huffing breaks of him during the class, and try to keep him away from the Bunsen burners. Of course, the professor would ask me what’s up, and might confiscate the test tube and keep the Py particle all for himself.

50 *looks over glasses* 01.07.09 at 12:58 pm

Sorry, I have to break in here.

Alchohol dog is upset, as Señor Ethanole Molecule claims to be natures smallest while retaining puppeh-like qualities: http://web.camaross.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5635894&postcount=6

51 Katrina 01.07.09 at 1:12 pm

Niiiice. *looks over glasses*, keep ‘em coming, peeps, the closer we get to convincing Meg-ables et ux to pull this together!
We have a scientific duty to perform here! This is important stuff we’re doing!

52 Dale 01.07.09 at 2:05 pm

I think the previous (or following, depending on your perspective) post on the site reveals that the compound Kn2Py is highly unstable.

53 pyrit 01.07.09 at 2:33 pm

Meg, ya made me jump there….

Wait..

Bahahahahaha!

“Py becomes an element”
“Py becomes an inert gas”

HA! Very HA!
Oh HA HA.

I think I’m reading this from a different point of view, which normally wouldn’t happen, yeah.

54 catloveschanel 01.07.09 at 4:17 pm

OMG, someone got a smart chip for Christmas. I love it. Maybe you could get DR Science to put his official stamp of approval on it.

[He used to be on NPR, but now he's not. Meg you could go on NPR as the new DR Cute + Science"

55 catloveschanel 01.07.09 at 4:20 pm

Resolved: preview before posting. Please ignore hideous unclosed brackets and quotes in above post.

{Going to get smart chip installed or maybe just a tall latte}

56 Theo 01.07.09 at 9:12 pm

CatLovesChanel — that’d be from the Duck’s Breath Mystery Theater folks, back in the 80s, right? Loved them, especially their “Boot to the Head” bits, and “Naked People’s Court (The Case of the Car That Got Blown Up)” used to make me laugh until I couldn’t breathe. They had Ian Shoales, too.

57 Theo 01.07.09 at 9:14 pm

oh — and my recommendation’s always for a large (ahem!) mocha

58 anner 01.07.09 at 9:41 pm

I’m hoping my dad will consider linking to this from his website:

http://spdbv.vital-it.ch/TheMolecularLevel/

59 catloveschanel 01.07.09 at 11:38 pm

Theo,

That’s right! I just went over Dr Science’ website and Duck’s Breath is still on. I guess he is on NPR, but confined to Friday’s.

Remember, he knows more than you!

Cat

60 DKM ~Stays Crunchy In Milk! 01.08.09 at 1:39 am

Omigosh! That Py has bonded with my Ht (Heart)!

(Darnit, now I’ve gone and broken my fine, long-standing tradition of lurking…and not even for a Ky/Ht bond!)

61 Theo 01.08.09 at 3:33 am

DKM, I should introduce you to DKN, unless of course she’s your little sister.

…which I suppose doesn’t make any sense. But whatever.

62 Theo 01.08.09 at 3:33 am

(Dora? Back me up? I’m floundering, here…)

63 mberkie0 01.08.09 at 4:24 pm

Theo as flounder. Hm.

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