From the monthly archives: January 2009

GROANNNN

January 13, 2009 By

"Take a good look America!" "Take a good look, WORLD!" and "If THEY can get along, what’s OUR excuse!?"

What do these phrases and "Pack their Derms(?!)" have in common? They can all be heard on this smarm-a-thon CBS News video below. Why does every news bit with an animal have to be so DOGGONE lame?

Everyone and their BROTHER has sent this in, and the reporter’s cheesy stylin’ had kept me from posting it. So, now that you have my caveat. Watch it. I WASH MY HANDS!

I’m washing them again, Johanna S.

P.S. Extra points if you can point out MORE eye-roll-worthy phrases!

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Legends of Folk Music, Part Six

January 13, 2009 By

From their 1958 debut at the Nosepick Hollow Folk Festival, The Happenin’ Hoedown Hipsters kept audiences’ toes a’tapping with a crowd-pleasing mix of folk standards tinged with modern jazz influences. The 1962-65 lineup, pictured here, included Farquard Mandlebroot, lead beagle and vocals; Stanley Burbleson, coyote and harmonica; Roger "Biff" Burbleson, rhythm beagle and vocals; and Doris McGinty, bass mutt.

THANK YOU, BALTIMORE!

An’a one, an’a two, Anna L.

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Get out the Stoat part 3 of 4

January 12, 2009 By

Wa_finalist_2008_150x100 Are we gonna let ANY ANOTHER BLOG WIN BEST PET BLOG!?

I DON’T THINK SO!

1-click VOTE after the Jump!

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All it takes is one-click! You can vote once a day Voting ends tomorrow!

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[Hacking sound]

January 12, 2009 By

[Concerned cat owner voice] "Oh… Oh Mittens, Honey… did you just cough that up?"

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What has Mitten been DOING Paula P.!?

Geeshe.

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That spiky hairdo brings out your eyes

January 12, 2009 By

Spider: [Eyes plink, smiles] "You think so?" (said in Spiderese)

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Julie B., I think he’s also reaching out to shake one of your eight hands.

[You might try clicking the photo... - Ed.]

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Yeah, your ‘drowned rat’ jokes are really funny

January 12, 2009 By

[Annoyed Kitten voice] "I didn’t even need a bath in the first place!"

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"OK, Here’s the deal. For every bath you give me, I’ll pee in your slippers. Capische?" [steely glare]

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I think you better rethink that deal, Arminda K.

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Ham-a-loons

January 12, 2009 By

Billowy for your comfort with NO VISIBLE PANTY LINES!

EVERYONE is wearing them!

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Photo by Jezebella, submitted by Heather M.

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Express Cat-a-vator

January 11, 2009 By

Q: "You wanna come up?"

A:

Jennifer C., can you make one of those for me pls? KTHX.

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Get out the Stoat part 2 of 4

January 11, 2009 By

Wa_finalist_2008_150x100 Annoyed-with-me Sender-Inner Nuova S. sez:

You gotta tell them to vote, foo’! Tell Teh Qte™ communitteh to vote for your heinie in the 2008 Weblog awards! How much better is Cute Overload compared to F*** You Penguin? (spreads arms far apart) THIS MUCH WAY BETTER!

VOTE NOW!

You can vote once a day UNTIL TUESDAY!

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Pinup Pup (NSFW)

January 11, 2009 By

Sender-inner Justine S. noticed how much her pet Chihuahua, Boo Radley, posed like the famous pinup photograph of Marilyn Monroe.  We’ll get to the comparison in a moment, but first…

WARNING: The following post contains nudity, including naked female human boobies, which may, if improperly viewed, cost you your job, transform your innocent children into drooling sex maniacs, get you fined by the FCC, and generally hasten the collapse of American civilization. VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!

NOOOO!! DANGER!! TURN BACK!! DON'T DO IT!!

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