Cute Overload :D
I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress carrot, and think things over.
My mind is going, Van M.
People, I realized that rule #31 and Rule #36 were like, identical (Someone in QA is soooo getting fired) So I am creating a NEW rule #31.
Rule of Cuteness #31; The ‘Stubbular” stage is cute. That means a young ani-pal with short, non-grown limbs or tails. Here’s what I mean:
Let’s get stubbular! stubbular! [sing in Olivia Newton John voice]
Hey, I gotta work order here says I’m suppose’ta deliver a shipment of disapproving bunny to this here residence. So where you want I should be dumping it, already?
Sign here, Richard G.
This Kinkajou at the Bronx Zoo is up early this Sunday morning. Usually nocturnal, this lil’ Dude will claw yer eyes out during the day if disturbed. So, not dissimilar to your Mother without a gin martini.
Proceed with caution:
Jessica N., how do Kinkajous respond to the allegation that their schnozzles look like a sloth’s? Huh!?
A Caturday night rockin’ retrospective of Toshiro the kitteh — don’t miss the paws at the .18 mark and grocery paper bags at the 1:10…
Emily, Astrid and Erik S., exxxxcellent editing and musak.
[drags all the way to bedroom] "La la la"
[Makes nest of toilet paper in kitchen] "Doo dee doo"
[Claws paper to shreds leaving trail to the office] "All done!"
Heather D., I’m glad you bought the economy pack.
No, its’ not the name of the latest sushi roll recipe, (though that would BE DEELICIOUS!)
Sender-Inner Debbie S. got her first pet, a kitten, and witnessed a little tongue outing. For your Caturday pleasure, here it is:
TONGUE-HANCE!
Debbie S., captured perfectly [tongue slurps back in after making debut]
“There is only ONE CAT PER HOUSEHOLD BEEYATCH! BAM!”
Found by NTMTOM 
Attention, peeps! We have an urgent situation that demands your immediate attention! So stop whatever you’re doing and listen up! (That open-heart surgery can wait, trust me.) Sender-inner Elizabeth T. (no, not Taylor, but that would be awesome) sent us these two pictures, and a note:
I got another bunny last week and thought i’d share the cuteness… the one on the left is Gimli, the girl on the right is still to be named. Some suggestions would be great!
People, do you understand what this means? There is a bunny somewhere, in this great wide world, that doesn’t … have … a name! While other bunnies bask in the glory of monikers like Flopsy, Puffy-Puff, Foo-Foo, Torquemada, and Wiggles, this poor creature is completely nameless!
Please, dear gentle readers, I beg of you: Don’t let this innocent, adorable creature suffer even a minute longer! Suggest your names quickly, before this frail, sensitive, precious animal impales herself on a carrot to escape the soul-crushing humiliation!
"Dear Lord, bless this carrot, and its sweet, sweet orangey goodness, that thou hast seen fit to deliver unto us this day; and bless also my dear wife Mabel and our fourteen children, most of whom look like me; and my sister Enid, even though she moved to the colony in the nicer part of town and won’t talk to us anymore; and …"
From a million in-boxes to yours, courtesy new sender-inner Betsy B.
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