Leeps.
Of a Kitten.
There’s some fang-like protrusions going on there too.
LIP-HANCE!
Amy H. says she has more pics of her kittens of their Christmas outfits at her website. That’s just great.
From the monthly archives: January 2009
The Dog Did It
January 22, 2009 By
"Touch nothing!" ordered Inspector LaFlange as he entered the study. In the room were the bodies of T. Randolph Flosswinkle, billionaire inventor of sonar-guided nose-hair clippers, and his top accountant, Bryce Porterhouse. Immediately, the Inspector’s keen senses picked up the scent of foul play. "This was no accident," he declared. "This case has the unmistakable odor — OF MURDER!"
Do NOT go in there, Stacy C.
Area Wallaby Experiences Porch for First Time
January 22, 2009 By
There’s always that first, tentative outing to the porch, People. Your first trip outside, I bet you were crying like a baby.
It’s going to be OK Ellie R. Deep brefs.
That is IT!
January 22, 2009 By
"I’m weaning you right now!"
YOW, Goodwin D.! Holy Galapagos nibbling action!
Inaugural Ball-Crashers Compare Notes
January 21, 2009 By
"… well, first we tried the MTV Youth Inaugural Ball, but it was strictly A-listers and they had these huge goons working security, so we were able to sneak into Foreign Diplomats Inaugural Ball for a half-hour because they thought we were waiters, but then they kicked us out when they caught us swimming in the punch bowl. Finally, we ended up at the Mid-Atlantic States Linoleum Manufacturers for Change Gala; they were pretty much letting anybody with a tux in after 10:30 …"
Party on, Jane K.
I… notice you have nachos…
January 21, 2009 By
Sender-Inner Mark says "Please enjoy their cheesey little noses." Done.
How Do I Get Out Of This Chicken Outfit?
January 21, 2009 By
Sender-inner Jennifer W. loved her pups Flossie (left) and Dougal so much, she shot them into space. Well, not for real, but with the help of Pets in Uniform, she put them in matching space suits, ready for blast-off.
"Everyone asks me how I got the dogs to pose so nicely," says Jennifer, "and how did I ever get them into the uniforms—they don’t know they’re photoshopped!" (Tip: You can tell from the pixels and from seeing a lot of Photoshops in your day.)
But it isn’t just space suits; for a reasonable fee, Pets in Uniform will enlist your pet into any branch of the armed forces, as this sampling demonstrates:
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| Sgt. Hubert "Biff" Miffman, 101st Tennis-Ball Battalion |
Admiral Reginald Snarf-Bixby, Captain, HMS Redonkulous |
Jalea "El Gigante" Buñuelo, President-for-life, Spanielvania |
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| Cpl. Percival "Twitchy" Limpet, Specialist, Bomb Disposal |
Lt. Marguerite Flang, (position classified), Area 51 |
Sgt. Hank "The Tank" MgGuire, Drill Sergeant, Camp Hairball |
Alien V – The Snorgling
January 20, 2009 By
…wherein Ripley’s cat Jones, rescued from the Nostromo, becomes a host for an altogether floofier form of Alien.
No chest-bursting (it’s a PG cert, folks!), just an awful lot of furberts—less HR Giger and more HR Pufnstuf.
Movie is now playing (and lying around showing off its belly) at local theaters.
See you at the movies, Ana and Scooter!
Bob Meowly
January 20, 2009 By
Rise up this mornin, then I napped in the sunny spot,
Three little birds, pitch by my doorstep
So I killed them, and put the bits in your shoe
This is my present to you-hoo-oo.
According to sender-inner Jada, "Rasta-Kitty" Pickle has just One Love—a big bowl of ‘nip and mellowing out to some classic Reggae cuts to Satisfy His Soul. Movement of Jah kittehs…mon.
Get A Room!
January 19, 2009 By
WELL! I never thought I’d live to see such shameless acts of licentiousness out in public! In my day, a young lady had the decency to faint rather than allow young ruffians to ravage them for all to see! Hummph! And just who is responsible for this outrage upon morality?!
Oh, I don’t know, could it be … Megan?!
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