… all right then, so that’s four endless bowls of milk, three cars that let you catch them, one Godlike Mastery over Space and Time, and a chew toy. Will there be anything else?
What’s your dream order, Andrea B.?
From the monthly archives: January 2009
Dude what’s up.
January 26, 2009 By
Sure it’s a little gravel-y, but there’s a good view of women’s volleyball.
Alaskan Coastal Brown bear…..2, by Alan.V, spotted by alert Sender-Inner Chief Sister Officer.
Bunday Delivery
January 25, 2009 By
Your delectable Bunday dessert is ready. [Handing you bun] slurp it up!
This may just be the BEST Bunday post of all time, Vivian F.
Duck rides shotgun
January 25, 2009 By
Here’s the story of Frank and Joe.
Frank is the fast-quacking trucking buddy of construction delivery guy Joe. Joe used to hunt ducks, but got a duck-hunting dog that… wouldn’t. Frank does helpful things like eat bananas on the job, watch Joe deliver stuff, and snorf the ladies. The best part is the "if more people had ducks…" line.
Actually, Sender-Inner Sparky thinks the gosling baby pics are the best part.
Ladies and Gentlemen, THE PERFECT SCHNOZZLE
January 25, 2009 By
[Handing piglet blule-ribbon award] Dang, piglet, you win theBest of Schnozzles. We don’t even have to wait for the Schnozzle awards in March. This competishe is OVER. [clapping hands in 'done' motion]
Can you lift your head up a little bit there to show us the GOODS?
Thanks.
Oh you knew I was gonna do this.
Stand back. It’s for your own good.
SCHNOZZHANCE!
Runt piggle "Chester" LOVED burying himself in heaps of laundry. Photos by the fabulous Kristine B.
Listen Kid, shut up and get in the chopper
January 25, 2009 By
"I’ll explain on our way to Nicaragua" [chomps bone]
What adventure IS Kobe talking about, April P.?
Tim, we have to talk about your Twinkie problem
January 24, 2009 By
We used to both fit in this basket not THREE MONTHS ago.
Honey?
OOOF, Pancake Pantry! I especially like the shoulder-twisting action…
The Return of Benson Hedges, Private Eye!
January 23, 2009 By
In our last chapter of the adventures of Benson Hedges, Private Eye, our hero tracked down the notorious crime boss, “Squeaky” Lowenstein. Can Benson make this hardened criminal quack under questioning? Tune in for the next thrilling episode!
Remember, no enhanced interrogation techniques, Kate G.
Great Scot!
January 23, 2009 By
"Ach, how dearly I love to stroll the hills an’ valleys o’me beloved East Kibblearneyshire-on-Heath, land o’me birth. To watch the mornin’ mist creepin o’er the moors… To hoist a pint wi’the lads down at the Goose and Gristle… And the lassies. Aye, the bonnie lassies, greetin’ ye with a hearty ‘hoocch floocch nae’Gloocch!‘ Aye, there dinna be nae finer country in Heaven an’ Earth than me own bonnie…"
"Oh, will you give it a rest already, Brigadoofus? This is Des Moines!"
The dilithium crystals kinna handle the cute, Carrie B.!
CoverPup “Chevy”
January 23, 2009 By
"Chevy" the Pop is showing off some full bleed Pomeranian ACTION. We’re talking an entire FACE FULL OF SCHNOZZLE.
That’s right:
"Muuu hwa hwa hwa hwa hwa!"
Pom "Chevy" over at NonMinus pants in your general direction.
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