Ham-a-loons

by Meg on January 12, 2009

Billowy for your comfort with NO VISIBLE PANTY LINES!

EVERYONE is wearing them!

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Photo by Jezebella, submitted by Heather M.

{ 60 comments }

1 chanpon 01.12.09 at 2:50 am

Clown pants, clown pants!

2 carrrol 01.12.09 at 2:53 am

Trendy yet classic.

3 noramaria 01.12.09 at 2:54 am

Oh my god, those paws will be the death of me.

4 Ash 01.12.09 at 2:54 am

STOP! Hamster time!

5 marmar 01.12.09 at 2:57 am

I had no idea that hams had hamaloons!

6 marmar 01.12.09 at 2:58 am

AND, those paws… yes… I think those paws are ordering 4, yes 4, double whole milk lattes.

7 Minya 01.12.09 at 3:02 am

@Ash If I had been drinking milk while reading that, it would have come out of my nose.

Also, I thought it looked like the hammie was saying “No pictures, please”

8 Mandy 01.12.09 at 3:09 am

I don’t like the panty lines talk. Underwear isn’t funny.

*rolls eyes*

I had a little ham who looked just like this one! Her name was Applesauce.

9 Not That Mike The Other Mike 01.12.09 at 3:09 am

@Ash: Maybe MC Hamster will do the Hamster Dance!

10 Daphne Moss 01.12.09 at 3:19 am

LMAO@Ash…
I can soo see M.C. Hammy doing the side-steppin’

Perf!

11 Beth (in NC) 01.12.09 at 3:21 am

Well heeeellllooooooooooooo pantaloons!

12 MadameX 01.12.09 at 3:26 am

M.C. McHammersons’ got killer abs, too!

13 Minya 01.12.09 at 3:26 am

@Mandy

Applesuace. That’s about one of the cutest names evar. :)

14 berthaservant 01.12.09 at 3:30 am

The hand gesture is a classic “No, no, you don’t understand, it was like this, see….?” pose, as the hammy backs up against the edge of the abyss as Big Louie and his thugs approach. Looks like coitans for the hammie!(although this is just a hammie acting the part, no hammies were harmed in the making of this film).

15 PJ 01.12.09 at 3:48 am

Hammies are beyond cute, they are the essence of it. We are the better for having them in our lives, Yes, upon my soul, I truly believe that.

16 J. Bo 01.12.09 at 4:02 am

I think he’s doing the cabbage patch…

17 Theo 01.12.09 at 4:04 am

“INVISIBLE BONGOS”

18 Frankie 01.12.09 at 4:11 am

“Looks like coitans for the hammie” LOL!
“We are the better for having them in our lives”
Inspirational.
I write a blog about vacations…wonder if I could take a hammie on board the ship. SPA menu has great veggies!

19 Jacqueline 01.12.09 at 4:12 am

Anyone for a ham sammiche?

~num num~

20 Todd 01.12.09 at 4:28 am

Ash wins this post. I haven’t laughed like that in months :p

21 totalee puppy 01.12.09 at 4:32 am

I could use a Saturday
morning series called
“Ham-a-Toons”.

22 Nik 01.12.09 at 4:35 am

Ash – Unfortunately for me, I had just taken a sip of lemon water when I read your hilarious post. I am here to report that my sinuses are now lemony-fresh. Thanks.

23 Not That Mike The Other Mike 01.12.09 at 4:37 am

@Theo: BA-BA-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

24 cachorro 01.12.09 at 4:42 am

Ham-a-loons look a little like harem pants. And the
comments are better than the Tales of Scheherizade
(a thousand pardons for
spelling). CO ladies rub my lamp…

25 kibblenibble 01.12.09 at 5:17 am

Dang…Amazing cute!

26 catvicc4r 01.12.09 at 5:42 am

@MadamX – LOL!

This ham must be the cutest evah. Must nom grilled with cheese.

27 binky-mama 01.12.09 at 5:46 am

I must boop his belleh!

28 Kar 01.12.09 at 5:49 am

Wait, how are we supposed to know that the ham-aloons prevent panty lines from a frontal? Or do they also prevent, y’know what?
I’ll take your word for it.

29 AuntieMame 01.12.09 at 6:05 am

“No, really, dahling! You look dev-ayne!”

30 nismo 01.12.09 at 6:10 am

Wrap your fingers around that fuzzy mass of fluff.

31 pounce 01.12.09 at 6:43 am

Minya – I totally agree! The little paw looks like “No pics please, no pics now, you’ll have plenty of time later … “

32 Martha in Washington 01.12.09 at 6:43 am

I honestly don’t think I’ve seen a cuter hammie! He is so soft and cuddly-looking with his little beady eyes and sweet little paws and nommable little ears and his tickly little whiskers and I wish he was mine instead of the mean one my son has left here at home.

33 jenjen 01.12.09 at 6:54 am

To me it looks like he’s Obi Wan Ham, invoking the Force. These are not the corn niblets you’re looking for.

34 Tricia 01.12.09 at 6:57 am

Is it just me, or does that ham have 6-pack abs???? He’s been doing his Abs of Steel workout videos!

35 Magi 01.12.09 at 7:03 am

Dang. Long hamster is long. :D

36 Zoe Doom 01.12.09 at 7:45 am

Oh my god he DOES have six-pack abs. It’s the John Basedow of hams.

37 rach3 01.12.09 at 9:02 am

Hammie kind of looks like a snobby Upper East Side lady in a full-length fur coat! :) It’s opening night at the Met, and tomorrow she’s off to…I dunno, the Hamptons?

38 eikoleigh 01.12.09 at 9:37 am

squeal!!

39 Hon Glad 01.12.09 at 10:52 am

Looks like he’s wearing plus fours, just needs a golf bag.

40 Linda H. 01.12.09 at 1:40 pm

Adorable.

41 Theresa 01.12.09 at 2:01 pm

To paraphrase William Blake, “To see the world in a beady eye, and heaven in some hamster pantaloons.”

42 Theresa 01.12.09 at 2:05 pm

PS B-Serve and Theo, “Ba-Ba-looo” requires billowy SLEEVES. ;)

Take me back to when there was an untouched humongous tin of “gourment” popcorn in the office. Untouched, except by would-be Conga Kings. ;)

43 Theresa 01.12.09 at 2:07 pm

PPS:
http://www.lucyfan.com/desicdconga.jpg

Hmm, it seems you need an extra-large head, too.

44 gizmo 01.12.09 at 2:12 pm

Too legit… Too legit to quit (hey…hey…) Too legit…too
legit… Too legit to quit…(hey…) Too legit… Too legit to quit
(too legit…) too legit… too legit to quit…

[repeat until 15 minutes of fame are up]

45 anner 01.12.09 at 2:14 pm

“talk to the ham.”

46 Karyn 01.12.09 at 3:21 pm

LOL @ Anner

“Talk to the ham.”

Hahahaha!!!

47 Jenn 01.12.09 at 3:28 pm

Or maybe they’re not six-pack abs, they’re…
ABALOONS!!

48 260Oakley 01.12.09 at 4:29 pm

Showing off his rectus hamdominis

49 Jezebella 01.12.09 at 5:27 pm

ha ha…thanks guys! you all made me smile. i am glad you like Trouble!

50 wannadance 01.12.09 at 5:48 pm

i am behind the times. i don’t get most of the comments. where can i catch up? MTV? church? the patriot act? somewhere on youtube? if it matters, i do love hip hop and all its accoutrements.

old and lost

51 Theresa 01.12.09 at 5:51 pm

Rach@, as a gigging musician for some years, we had a name for that species- they were called “Blue-Haired Glitterbosoms.”

52 Dave 01.12.09 at 6:17 pm

That’s it! I can no longer take it! I am adopting a hammie tomorrow! Thanks guys!!! ;-)

53 T.M. 01.12.09 at 6:37 pm

Hah! Great Hamster pic & great blog—I’ve added you to my favorites: http://lovableanimals.blogspot.com

54 Boomer's Babysitter 01.12.09 at 8:01 pm

Or… those little pawsies could represent Hamster Mime in a glass box… or is that way TOO retro?

55 Theo 01.12.09 at 8:03 pm

Heh, thanks, TM.

56 Selphie le Boffin 01.12.09 at 10:56 pm

The prosh paw is the best thing about this photo. I like the various interpretations people have come up with, but I think berthaservant’s is my favourite. I think I can see the terror in his beady eyes.

57 Tim 01.12.09 at 11:11 pm

Those are Hillary Clinton legs.

58 Elaine 01.13.09 at 1:44 am

Tim: i think those are called cankles–or hamkles, in this case.

59 MyBirdRAWKS 01.13.09 at 1:55 am

JAZZ HANDS

60 Katrina 01.13.09 at 1:53 pm

That picture is perfect! The focus, the lighting, the subject-perfect!

Hmm, I don’t see terror, I see pedantic- as if she is about the give us a fascinating lecture on some arcane subject on which Jezebele is an expert- “Sunflower Seeds and the Environmental Impact of the Longer vs Shorter stemmed plants.” Get out your tap-tops, there will be a quiz at the end.

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