Kitten-ba

by Meg on January 30, 2009

Er, I meant Roomba.

Clean up. Aisle 1.

Josh N. DOES IT AGAIN

{ 116 comments }

1 Not That Mike The Other Mike 01.30.09 at 6:36 am

Survivor: Roomba Edition. Who will be the last kitty left riding?

2 kawaii 01.30.09 at 6:37 am

And the winner is kitten #4!

3 AuntieMame 01.30.09 at 6:38 am

LOL! I was holding my breath that one (or more) of them didn’t get sucked up into the machine. The most hilarious bits were when it scooted the kitteh on the floor back about a foot (what just happened?), and at the end when there was just one kitteh left, hanging on for dear life.

4 amy 01.30.09 at 6:38 am

This is simultaneously the saddest and cutest thing of all time. The poor kittens were totally just getting pushed around!

5 tazankun 01.30.09 at 6:39 am

quick jump back on the bandwagon fat kitteh!

6 Lizzy 01.30.09 at 6:40 am

They probably leave behind as much fluff as they vacuum. But sooooo adorable!!

7 coel 01.30.09 at 6:42 am

OMG. robot vacuum drifting around, dropping kittens all over, pushing around, naked kid, running doggy. what is going on in this household!!

soon the kittens will be chasing the robo-vac around!!

8 pp 01.30.09 at 6:57 am

Am I the only one noticed that naked man?

9 posey 01.30.09 at 6:58 am

Put a shirt on that kid! Give me one of those kittens!

10 biscuithead 01.30.09 at 7:02 am

Man, they all looked so bewildered.
Life in that house must be freaky enough for them without random shirtless humans + a large wandering dog.
They’ll get over it though, one hopes.

11 foxy 01.30.09 at 7:05 am

I want to second the cute or sad classification.

12 Gecko 01.30.09 at 7:09 am

Awww…cute little kittens and- HOLY CRAP NAKED KID! Hahaha.

[Please. Shirtless, NOT naked. Wouldn't be on YouTube otherwise. - Ed.]

And OMG Meg those kittens could have totally been sucked up! Are you saying we should vacuum up our kittens now?!?!? FOR SHAME!!! ;)

13 Nibbler, devourer of souls 01.30.09 at 7:13 am

That’s so adorable. I disagree with Amy.. I love the kitties being pooshed around.. like a little kitten snow shovel.

14 berthaservant 01.30.09 at 7:17 am

Wow. With almost any other creature that would be dangerous. Imagine the disapproving rabbits! Kittehs are just like “whatevs.”

And apparently they have a pet elephant, too (oh, I’m sorry, that was a huge doggeh)…

15 Theo 01.30.09 at 7:22 am

What manner of cats are these, that have no fear of the Vacuum Monster?

16 Joanna 01.30.09 at 7:29 am

I’m so tired of this. They’re not poor helpless creatures, stop treating them like such. If they didn’t want to be on there anymore, they would have totally jumped off, it’s basic natural instinct. Nobody was hurt, it was all pure fun. Let’s just enjoy. OK?

17 Pengraffe 01.30.09 at 7:35 am

Oh my goodness, I wish I had a bunch of kittens to pile on top of my Roomba as it whirrs around. Not to worry for the kittens’ safety, the Roomba uses brushes but no suction, so they are just being scooched over by the oncoming Roomba.
Kittens + Robots = Adorable!

18 Ender 01.30.09 at 7:57 am

I have to work through the night, and this just made it a little bit better :)

19 Kar 01.30.09 at 8:13 am

Animal Planet’s latest foray into reality programming:

Survivor – The Rumba Island

Kitten Halftime Show – this time with floats

Robot Wars – the kitten version

Animal Cops – The Kitchen

20 Raemie L. 01.30.09 at 8:24 am

(Loosely to the rhythm of “10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed”)
Six little kittehs cruising on the vac,
Two fell off and said, “That was whack.”
Another rolled off and then there were three,
The third fell adjacent, immediately.
Two little kittehs riding toward the end,
Bumpy wall knockout–the last kitteh stands!

21 Dreamer 01.30.09 at 8:27 am

Um… What the hell is going on in that house?

22 Decca 01.30.09 at 8:32 am

Finally, housework is fun!

23 surfzone 01.30.09 at 8:58 am

It seems that Roomba surfing will be the new sport in pet olympics:

http://flickr.com/photos/surfzone/2744482752/

24 Justine D 01.30.09 at 9:20 am

What the h*** is wrong with CO these days?

25 Red 01.30.09 at 9:38 am

I loved this, totally made up for my crappy day. And the comments just added to it.

26 starling 01.30.09 at 9:47 am

Roombas clean up very thoroughly, and they don’t suck, so you don’t have to worry about sucking kittens or other small mammals into it!

A Roomba goes quite slowly and is really low. Kittens can easily jump off if they want to.

27 starling 01.30.09 at 9:48 am

P.S. Hahahahaha! (They really don’t look bothered, do they).

28 snorglepup 01.30.09 at 9:51 am

Yay! Self-cleaning cats.
Clean the litter box while you’re at it, mmK?

29 Agatha 01.30.09 at 10:36 am

And THAT”S how you herd lolcats

30 Micke 01.30.09 at 10:36 am

Really fun and cute BUT the kitties could really get harmed so…. Kind of stupid thing to do but ended well this time!

31 Huskyteer 01.30.09 at 10:44 am

Poor Roomba. It’s confusing when the dustballs run away.

32 Acteon 01.30.09 at 11:26 am
33 Lakia 01.30.09 at 11:44 am

Check out the belleh on the first kitteh that floops of the roomba.

34 smilingdog 01.30.09 at 11:58 am

Ingenious kitteh delivery system! Had to LOL!!

35 doomchild 01.30.09 at 11:59 am

Oh, automated kitten delivery AND cleaning service! Cool! Can I have one black kitten, please? Oh, and please do clean under the sofa, it’s a whole new world under there.

36 Theresa 01.30.09 at 12:08 pm

Oh. My. Gawd.

37 Lisa (one of several) 01.30.09 at 12:18 pm

If I know Roombas came with kittens, I would have bought one a long time ago! To those of you warning against this – have you ever been owned by a cat? They do more dangerous things than this on their own and survive quite nicely!

38 Lisa (one of several) 01.30.09 at 12:19 pm

obviously “know” above should be “knew” – sorry

39 Nik 01.30.09 at 12:29 pm

Love the splayed position of the Last Kitten Standing. He’s bracing himself.

40 starling 01.30.09 at 12:37 pm

“Really fun and cute BUT the kitties could really get harmed so”

How? It doesn’t have suction. It just has some brushes, nothing sharp. It’s quite light and couldn’t squish a kitten if it tried. It can’t run a kitten over because a) it’s too low and b) as soon as one of its wheels lifts from the ground it stops dead and squeaks helplessly at you. It also has a sensor which spots objects, as you can see from the way it turned away after it’d shoved the kitten for a bit.

If you think it’s dangerous, you haven’t got a Roomba.

41 mxlplyx 01.30.09 at 12:57 pm

personally, i don’t know how Roombas work, nor do i care. This vid had me laughing out loud at work getting strange, covert glances from my coworkers. As for the bebehs, they didn’t seem stressed at all, just determined to sleep through all the moving. I definitly give this movie a thumbs up, Siskel!

42 Von Zeppelin 01.30.09 at 1:00 pm

Big gray dog: “A vacuum monster AND a bunch of kittens!? I’m outta here!”

43 WJP 01.30.09 at 1:02 pm

I’m going with sad, but cute, but sad.

Baby kitties don’t look all that thrilled to me.

I would, however, like to pile up all those little kitties and dive in face first for a big, fat, fuzzy multi-snorgle!

44 Birdcage 01.30.09 at 1:07 pm

I have a roomba – greatest thing eva for sucking up my birdie feathers! I recommend to all petowners. And I heartily agree with Starling and others: roomba could not hurt a fly. If I sent a video of my parrot riding my roomba (with “Bat Outta Hell” playing as the soundtrack), will ya post eet!!!???

45 KBo 01.30.09 at 1:10 pm

It looks to me like the kitties were getting back onto it themselves, and one was lying down, relaxing on there. Maybe they think it’s purring.

As for being pushed around: this reminds me of our cat Moonpie (a rather LARGE animal), who just lies on her back in the kitchen till someone feeds her. If she’s in front of the fridge, she’ll just let the opening door slide her along. “I Don’t Care” is her motto. Very Stubborn. Obvy, that little kitten wasn’t in the least worried about that Roomba pushing him/her a bit any more than Moonpie minds people stepping over her repeatedly (as long as they are headed for the chow bag.)

(I also like the Delayed Tail View of the dog at the end of the clip)

46 maca 01.30.09 at 1:15 pm

That house looks like fun! The mom in charge has a sense of humor, I bet that kid has fun at home…

47 Gail 01.30.09 at 1:27 pm

Wow, the incentives that companies are offering in the bad economy!! I have a coupon for a moo-cow kitteh with purchase of a Roomba (to get the entire puddle of kittehs, you have to get the SuperDuperExtraFabulous version)…..

48 breltard95.livejournal.com 01.30.09 at 1:34 pm

Kittens: “Hmm, Mom looks rounder and flatter today. But she’s purring, so I guess it’s OK. PILE ON!!!”

Winner Kitteh looks just like my dear departed Yevgeny, and he was a Mr. Budge-No-More, too. Once he decided he was going to sit someplace, the Earth could crumble and nothing could shift him.

49 Nancy 01.30.09 at 1:40 pm

R those kittehs playing ships-mast? i think the shirtless kid mus be Stuntman Mike…

50 Mom2twinzz 01.30.09 at 1:42 pm

Birdcage – if they dont post it at least post the link. I wanna see birdie on Roomba.

51 blair 01.30.09 at 1:47 pm

(peals of laughter shake the house)

i don’t know what’s funnier, the whirring kitteh clown car or the babbling nuffers

i’m going to be chuckling insanely all day

he-he-hee

52 Jezebel 01.30.09 at 1:47 pm

“Bleep! Get these things OFF of me. I am a vacuum not your beast of burden!”

53 shahinrani 01.30.09 at 1:53 pm

LOL. The first time a kitteh gets pushed, when the kitteh just keeps sitting and looking bewildered, and then when the first one goes keerr-flop, and then just lays, there are hilarious.

54 Natalie 01.30.09 at 1:55 pm

Hilarious and cute! But I have a question: how does a Roomba work if it doesn’t have suction??

[It does, just not very much. Doesn't need to be a tornado to work. - Ed.]
[ http://store.irobot.com/shop/index.jsp?categoryId=2804605 ]

55 DJ 01.30.09 at 1:57 pm

I just got a Roomba. As soon as it finishes charging, the first thing I will do is try to get my cats to ride it.

56 Biscuit Tin 01.30.09 at 1:59 pm

The two best parts are the belly of the first kitty to fall off, and the kitty being scooted across the floor at :17. And the giant dog. Three. The THREE best parts are: belly, scooted kitty, giant dog. And the black kitty at the beginning who seems to be asleep. Four.Drat! I’ll come in again….

57 AmyJ 01.30.09 at 2:03 pm

That was completely hilarious! We laughed out loud and now I want to get a roomba. Cute kitties!!!!!!!!

58 wannadance 01.30.09 at 2:12 pm

not a naked kid.has on jams.
not scared kitties. did they have backs up, tails poofed? did they flee? were they taped on? they looked pretty relaxed to me.

dog looked happy.

this is a GREAT household.

naked kid..grumble, hmmmph.

nuffing against nuffers.

59 gizmo 01.30.09 at 2:15 pm

That last kitteh on is all “I’m king of the world!”.

60 Alice 01.30.09 at 2:21 pm

First kitteh getting pushed back a little was SOOOOOOO FUNNY.

61 cath 01.30.09 at 2:22 pm

Definitely sad. That poor, opressed widdle Roomba has to put up with so much — small space (poor thing keeps bumping into the cupboards, ow!), too many feetses in the way(bare-bellied hoomans, gigantic dogs…), and enormous sentient fur balls with the nerve to climb on TOP of it. Sheesh, won’t somebody think of the small appliances?!

;)

62 scooterpants 01.30.09 at 2:25 pm

the only thing naked about the kid was his nipple-less chest! (is that even possible??) completely and totally blank. (either that or he is just incredibly white, meaning without pigment)
love kittehs on roomba,someone obvy piled them there, but kittens love this kiinda crap, we used to ride ours around in RC trucks and stuff. fun! and love the big dog, “i’m gettin the heck outta here! whoa!”

63 s.v. 01.30.09 at 2:28 pm

Achewood did it first. :P

[Uhhm... you mean this Achewood? http://achewood.com/ ...which is a cartoon? - Ed.]

64 Theresa 01.30.09 at 2:32 pm

I had the weirdest dream this morning. I dreamed I got up, went to the ‘puter to check out CO, and they had this vid of a buncha kittens and– OH. MY. GAWD.

65 kerrymc 01.30.09 at 2:33 pm

I laughed really really hard at this. The cat-roomba combination is always a win.

66 Jennie Mello 01.30.09 at 2:34 pm

the roomba must be warm. thus the pile o kitties.

67 Juno 01.30.09 at 2:38 pm

Biscuit Tin: The kitties didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!

68 Jackie 01.30.09 at 2:38 pm

oh my goodness I just watched this three times in a row and I am still laughing. I can’t get over the bulldozering action at the end. Weren’t roombas supposed to be able to avoid objects that were in their way, though?

k going back to watch again, brb

69 chanpon 01.30.09 at 2:42 pm

Is this like the kitten version of MXC, or some other wacky Japanese game show? Luv it!

70 fleabit 01.30.09 at 2:44 pm

yep, as long as i can do that with it, I don’t care if the Roomba thing is really a piece of crap! LMAO

71 Jae 01.30.09 at 2:45 pm

@Cath: Best nuff ever! Almost as funny as the video.

72 Michelle 01.30.09 at 2:50 pm

I haven’t read all of the comments but I would love to live in that house. Small hoomins + small kitties + big doggies = fun in my book.

73 chet, ruby, and miaoux's momma 01.30.09 at 3:23 pm

HEY EVERYONE! KITTEN CAM OVER AT SNUZZY.COM! see ya there. and then will come back here for repeated viewings of kitten Roomba! my morning is very busy…..

74 katie 01.30.09 at 3:30 pm

The Roomba ruthlessly took the kittens out, one by one.

[...for ice creams! YEEEEE!! - Ed.]

75 jen 01.30.09 at 3:31 pm

this is so incredibly funny and cute. i’m obviously stating the obvious.

obviously.

i love the total lack of responsiveness from the kittens. everything’s “whatevs”

76 Risha 01.30.09 at 3:35 pm

http://tomatonation.com/?p=844

[Risha -- FYI, comments that only contain a URL usually get nuked as spam. Luckily I checked out this one of yours first. ;) Just for future reference, you might want to include a bit of a descriptive blurb with your shared links, even when they're right on topic with the thread/post. Thanks! - Ed.]

77 pandasocks 01.30.09 at 3:42 pm

Ahaha! This has me laughing so hard! I think my favorite part is when the little gray one roly-poly-olies off the Roomba. Too funny!

78 Fegli 01.30.09 at 3:55 pm

Hahaha! They probably love the vibrations from it. Love when the kitty gets nudged, and then when the other one flips off.

Extra funny points for the young shirtless dude and giant dog near the end lol

79 Heather 01.30.09 at 4:27 pm

Technically it’s a Scooba. The Scooba is the floor washing robot and the Roomba is the vacuum robot. ;) You can tell because the Scooba is less frenetic than the Roomba.

80 Heather 01.30.09 at 4:28 pm

Wait I was wrong it IS a Roomba. My bad.

81 Beth (in NC) 01.30.09 at 4:51 pm

Can I live there?? Can I??? CAN I???? Pleeeease?? Kittens (hilarious, cute, riding, not scared of vacuums), dogs who don’t mind kittens, and did I mention the kittens? Ehn!!!

82 superboymom 01.30.09 at 5:01 pm

Please tell me . . . if the Roomba only has no brushes and doesn’t suck, where does all the dirt go?

Course, I thought that was what doggie is for. To clean up my floors after dinner :-) .

Good boy, Max!

83 superboymom 01.30.09 at 5:04 pm

ugh . . . what I meanta say was, “if the Roomba doesn’t have brushes and . . .”

My Oildale roots are showing :-)

84 Camille 01.30.09 at 5:12 pm

My dog used to bark at the Roomba, but now she ignores it completely. Maybe we can get her attention again if we load it up with kittens!

85 Biscuit Tin 01.30.09 at 5:14 pm

@ Juno – Yay! Thanks for playing! I never see Monty Python references in this forum, do I? I think there might have been a “you must bring us a shrubbery” reference once. Over-all I don’t think there’s much of a fan crossover.

86 Biscuit Tin 01.30.09 at 5:22 pm

I think the kid in the video is flopping around the room in swim fins. Look closely. Somewhere between the roomba, the kitten mews and the flapping giant feet on the kid, the dog said, “I’m outta here.”

87 In Awwwe 01.30.09 at 5:33 pm

Geez…
I’ve lived with two other people in a room the size of shoebox with less complaining than some of the comments I’ve been reading … Enuff of the nuffin’ …

A kitten kaboodle is a always cute people!

88 Estella 01.30.09 at 5:39 pm

OMG the HOOMANITY! next thing you know, these cruel heartless people are going to be piling ELEPHANTS on top of the Roombas! Then you’ll be ashamed for having promoted such careless behavior!! SAVE THE ROOMBAS!!

89 Estella 01.30.09 at 5:41 pm

Also, to Biscuit Tin: are you joking? This site is nothing but a bottomless well of nerdom, especially with Monty Python references and what not :)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

90 Estella 01.30.09 at 5:42 pm

I’m also brilliant for posting the text of my msg in my byline, and then for double-posting (albeit correctly the 2nd time!). Okay maybe I should go back to work now; enough fail from me here…

91 Theo 01.30.09 at 5:50 pm

Estella — I think perhaps yes. Biscuit Tin maaaaay have been joking.

92 Ann M. 01.30.09 at 5:53 pm

Jackie – Roombas have pressure sensors (the broad black half-circle in front is mounted on them), but it looks to me like someone is driving this one. I don’t know what model that is, but you can get a remote for the current series.

93 Loris 01.30.09 at 6:04 pm

Takeshi’s Castle – WITH KITTENS!!

94 auntbaby 01.30.09 at 6:12 pm

I think that this is the most HORRIBLE kind of video. Why are you encouraging idiots to endanger helpless babies for their and others amusement?

95 kk3 01.30.09 at 6:56 pm

Complete wreckage and carnage!

96 Kristabelle 01.30.09 at 7:04 pm

Risha’s link, after watching that video, had me laughing so hard, I had tears running down my face.

My dogs haaaaaate the vacuum and I am sure that the Roomba would be no exception.

97 Emily 01.30.09 at 7:26 pm

I wonder if it started when the kittens fell asleep on top of the Rhoomba when it wasn’t in use.

I can see where cats would enjoy this. Mine likes being dragged around the floor on the kitchen rug.

98 cath 01.30.09 at 7:45 pm

@Jae: Thanks (blushes).

@Estella: Don’t you mean “Oh, the ROOMANITY?”

What?

99 jenben 01.30.09 at 7:45 pm

ok never ever watch this video during class when you cannot laugh. i think i broke a rib….

*snort!*

100 Elaine 01.30.09 at 7:55 pm

Not fair! My kittehs run away from the Roomba.

101 Josh N 01.30.09 at 7:58 pm

I like the Tienemann Square kitten the best

102 wannadance 01.30.09 at 9:06 pm

for me, the whole thang is that this looks like so much fun, it’s all i can do not to buy a giant one to play with.

toys just knock me out. that’s why my wheelchair looks like it lived the last 50 years in NM, running into trees.

well, it DOES look like fun. wishing i were more petite, like maybe 1/1,000,000th of my present size.

glad to see everyone is whacked today. thought it was just me.

103 riolinda 01.30.09 at 10:14 pm

soo cute! had me laughing! I want a roomba and all the kitties that go with it! :)

104 Michelle S. 01.30.09 at 11:47 pm

hahahah! I laughed til I cried! Hilarious! What a crazy house.

105 Yitzysmommie 01.30.09 at 11:47 pm

Cats (or kittens) plus Roombas are hilarious!
Have ya’ll checked out the sled riding cat video on CNN today? I’m too inept to post a link (maybe Ed. can do eet?).

106 Jen 01.31.09 at 12:13 am

*Singing* Five kitties on the roomba and the little one said, “Roll over, roll over.” So, they all rolled over and one fell off. Five kitties on the roomba and the little one said, “Roll over, rollover.” So they all rolled over and one fell off…

107 lu-lu 01.31.09 at 12:41 am

I want to ride the Roomba!

108 Mary (the first) 01.31.09 at 1:16 am

This is wonderful. Now I want a Roomba. The way it “deposited” the two gently onto the floor at about :25 .. ok you may think they rolled off but that’s not how it looked to me. Anything that can clean my floor AND entertain the cat is ok in my book!!

109 Julia 01.31.09 at 6:35 am

Omg the poor lil babies!!!!

The kitties being pushed and run over by the roomba makes me wanna cry=(, definatly NOT cute, very, very sad.

110 Samantha 01.31.09 at 7:45 am

If you can’t beat em… join em.

111 Barbarella 01.31.09 at 10:00 am

I heard that these Roombas aren´t very good at hoovering, but it would be great to get one *simply* so your cats can ride it. :D

Oh, and did I say those kittens just KILLED me? :D

112 katiedid 01.31.09 at 1:32 pm

hahaah .. that is great!! reminds me of my kitties (who are probably all drugged up from getting fixed yesterday…) Misha just lays infront of roomba until it touches her and then she smacks it.. but sasha just lays on top and enjoys the ride.. I have some lazy kitties…. =^v^=

113 katiedid 01.31.09 at 1:35 pm

julia the kittens are barely getting touched.. Besides they get more jostled around when their momma cat carries them around.. roombas have fronts that retract when they hit something and the spinning brushes are in the back… Im sure they all fine..

114 Lisa 02.01.09 at 6:39 am

I laughed so hard I scared my (disapproving) bun!

115 JuliaJellicoe 02.01.09 at 7:42 am

So is this the new cow pie bingo, placing money on which kitty lasts longest on the Roomba?

116 elaine 02.01.09 at 6:37 pm

That NOT Roomba. That be Scooba! He’s Roomba’s mopping brother.

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