Must… have… sliders!

Just don’t get grease on your fur.

(Is that his tiny schnozzle on the lower corner of the bag?)

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[Did somebody say "ENHANCE"?? - Ed.]

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DEEE-LEE-SHOUS, Kathryn F.! go Phi Mu! Alpha Iota chapter!!!

65 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Katiedid says:

    WE NEED AN ENHANCE!!!

  2. Laura says:

    The slight toe separashons!

    ehn!

  3. Amy says:

    That might just be a schznozzle, indeed!

  4. Mel2 says:

    If I know my ferret ‘tocks — and I think I do, since I have 4 sets at home — this is a classic case of “Whaddidjabringme-itis.” Most ferrets get it at some point in their lives.

    I hope this doesn’t result in a Krystal Cha-Cha-Cheese fries re-re-recall due to ferret infestation.

  5. Noelegy says:

    Awwwww, I miss my ferts.

  6. kar says:

    AT first the tail keeled me, then the tiny teeny toes.

    The kicker though, what looks like the hint of NOSE popping out of the box corner.

  7. kar says:

    Hmm. Anyone else prefer White Castle over Krystal or Little Tavern?

  8. Michelle says:

    I loved me some Krystal back in the day!

    That’s a ferret?

  9. Poohbear says:

    Is that a ferret ? Looks like a kyett to me ! Maybe it’s because I have a (white) kitteh that looks like a ferret (sometimes).

  10. Katiedid says:

    humm.. I totally thought that was a kitten for some reason..

  11. Red says:

    Ooh, I thought it was a kitten too. You know, all slender and furs all askew as they often are…

  12. victoreia says:

    Looks like an extra-floofy kitteh to me……

  13. lsuhillary says:

    If you haven’t experienced Krystal burger, I feel sorry for you. This is how I would eat them if I were a kitty/ferret

  14. Theo says:

    [SNICKER]

  15. Poohbear says:

    Aww, definitely a kitteh – ferrets have non-retractable claws, btw.

    And ferrets don’t do the toe separa-shons quite like the kittehs !

  16. BeckyMonster says:

    Seriously, Krystals are the key to world peace. I would get up in that box too, if I fit!

  17. Katiedid says:

    oh blargh.. to much enhance.. ganna frow up.. :-X

  18. xenira says:

    This just has to STOP!! Who in their RIGHT MIND would feed their poor defenseless animal JUNK FOOD? Why would CO post such horror? Shame on y…oh…uh…Just KIDDING! Guess I got all nuffed up from all the ridiculous comments on that other post.

    LOVE the snow white pawsitude!

  19. Theo says:

    Katiedid, that’s what the bellysnorgle looks like.
    (For a split second, at least.)

  20. Alice says:

    YAY SHE CAN HAZ CHEZBURGER! :D :D :D

    [must... not... slap... MUSTN'T... - Ed.]

  21. Theresa says:

    Krystal, OK. But it is the “Cha-Cha-Cheeseburger” ! That must be good for something!

  22. bryn says:

    LOVE the enhance action! Looks like the blizzard I’m about to get….

  23. Krystal says:

    How cute! And no, I’ll never get used to seeing Krystal’s packages, especially since we don’t have them in Ohio.

  24. homermariner says:

    I want a schnozhance! The enhance just looks like the background of the page… although that is one beautifully white coat…

    [Um, schnoz is kinda buried. - Ed.]

  25. Paunchie says:

    the enhance is funneh

    looks like yer lost in snow blizzard….

  26. Gail says:

    Never heard of Krystal?? Regional thing, like In-and-Out??

    Oh, and that’s a ferret????!

  27. chanpon says:

    I beg your pardon, but that would be krys-TAHL. *looks down nose before diving in for cha-cha-cheezburger*

    By the way, am I the only one who can’t get the COXCU to show in either Firefox or IE? :(

  28. Theo says:

    Chanpon — actually, I’m willing to bet very good money that it IS showing.

  29. fish eye no miko says:

    Best. Enhance. EVAR.

  30. Theresa says:

    Surely that’s a kitten.

  31. Theo says:

    Yeah… ferrets look WAY stretchier.

  32. Mary (the first) says:

    Well, I’m glad I’m not the only one who was confuzzed by the “ferret” reference. I vote KITTEH! And as for the COXCU.. I, too, believe it was not loading the first 3 times I opened up. Finally I realized the deviousness of the poster. EEE-VEEL I tell you!!

  33. jenny says:

    I prefer White Castle myself, but this’ll do. :)

  34. Theo says:

    Once upon a time, I went to White Castle at 1:00 AM with my housemate. We chowed down for cheap. Note, please, that I said “once”.

  35. Decca says:

    Do you want fries with that?

  36. Jennie Mello says:

    now, I can understand why that cat need boxhab. I can relate.

  37. Jennie Mello says:

    actually, revise to ferret—I am pretty sure that is a ferret, or a reaaaaaaally long kitty.

  38. Jennie Mello says:

    And would that frat be Eta Lotta Burga?

  39. Theo says:

    (wasn’t a fraternity… we just needed to split rent)

  40. chanpon says:

    *crickets chirping*

  41. SenseiKrystal says:

    I think Krystal is a perfectly good name for a burger place, or a person, or a kitteh, or anything else!! =)

  42. kelly says:

    go phi mu! :)

  43. Michelle says:

    Yep. Still love -Ed.

    He no like Cheezburger. :)

    [See, that's an oversimplification. There's important things that they definitely do right. Let's just say there's a history, nod, then move on. - Ed.]

  44. Frankie says:

    The nose at the corner of the box looks like kitteh.

  45. berthaservant says:

    I’ve never heard of Krystal.

    But still, this posish is strangely familiar….

  46. Ally says:

    YAY, Phi Mu! I’d never dreamed that my sorority would be mentioned here! :D

  47. Hon Glad says:

    Perhaps I’ll deign to eat a burger, if you get a kitteh with it.

  48. “[Um, schnoz is kinda buried. - Ed.]“

    Isn’t that it peeking out the bottom of the bag??

    And, seriously, people, that is a kitten. It ain’t no ferret. Ferrets don’t have feets like that.

  49. WJP says:

    Why can’t I see the enhance.

    And I thought it was a nosicle, not a schnozzle?

    Never gave it a second thought about whether that was a kitty. But now I’m all confuzzled.

    Ain’t no Krystal here on the East Coast. And I’ve never had a White Castle–in all my ___ years!

  50. cachorro says:

    Good times!

  51. Theresa says:

    One of these days, we should have a side-by-side comparison of kitty tootsies and ferret tootsies. For research purposes. (Eeeek, kitty tootsies!)

  52. bev says:

    All those slider-belly-bomber-pseudo-burger places are somewhat regional. We have White Castle ’round these parts and I believe they’re the furthest west of the Mississippi. (That would be St. Louis, so “west” is relative.)

    Theo – in my youth we went to White Castle often. Usually in the wee morning hours and usually after some sort of friendly gathering featuring pocketbook-sensitive liquors.

    Now I eat ONE small burger and I think: “Why? WHY!!?”

  53. Noelegy says:

    Arrrr, thar be a kitten.

    Still miss my ferrets, though. That is a kitten acting very ferret-like.

  54. Mom2twinzz says:

    My kitteh prefers Chez Whitey for the cheese sticks and Micky D’s for the fries. But his love for the Wendy’s burgers is legendary. Ten tipped kitchen trash can episodes later, we should have learned he will dig for them and take the trash out as soon as we are done – but NOOOOOOO!

  55. sugarbear says:

    hmmm. the ‘enhance’ seems to have lost some detail. what up?
    i see there is a krystal.com website there on the side of the box, will have to go immediatley and investigate that.

    boxhab immediatley pleeze!

  56. Lyds says:

    Krystal is a chain of southern fast food places that sell little square burgers..I grew up on them and remember when they were just 25 cents per Krystal burger…of course that was back in the sixties, when I lived in Atlanta, GA. Miss them now that I live up in the Boston area….

    Kitty is cute though. Wonder if he likes pickles..? I used to have a dacshound that would beg for the pickles off my Krystals…I’d get the burges, she’d get the pickles.

    God I miss those Krystalburgers…

  57. Bryan Price says:

    Krystals are NOT the oringal White Castle Slyders! Not even close (and yes, I’ve both…)

  58. pinball22 says:

    You unfortunate people must all live on the other side of the great Krystal/White Castle divide. Here they’re perfectly normal. And tasty.

  59. sugarbear says:

    we dont have krystal burger or white castle here ( they sell those frozen white castle burgers , but YUK ! )
    we just have your basic burgerville and dairy queen and sonic and burgerking and stuff like that.

  60. Jennie Mello says:
  61. Noelegy says:

    Hee. Years ago, I visited a friend in Indiana. Upon picking me up from the bus station, he INSISTED on taking me to a White Castle because we don’t have them in Texas. I couldn’t even contemplate hamburgers at 6 in the morning after 24 hours on a bus. I got a cup of water and he and his friend pigged out on strange little burgers.

    It was a BIG deal when we got Krystals in Texas. People waited for hours. I don’t get it. But then, I never was a big red-meat fan, so meh.

  62. kar says:

    Luckily I’ve lived on the East Coast where I’ve enjoyed not only White Castle and Krystal but the elusive Little Tavern.

    And yet, I would trade them all for a little white hamburgler like this.

  63. Lisa says:

    You know what pisses me off? What? You don’t care? Tough, cause I’m going to tell you anyway.

    It pisses me off when comments are closed down due to excessive nuffing, when a post was clearly intended to incite such strong reactions from loyal CO’ers.

    I love me some CO, and will continue to come here daily, but as the owner of a rescued Dachshund, I have to say, the previous post was irresponsible, at the very least. Definitely not cute, and not funny.

    Theo, feel free to smack me down in your usual condescending manner. I don’t care.

  64. temperance says:

    dang it! i’ve been so busy at work, i didn’t get to comment in the previous post how totally clever i thought the name Seiten was for that kitty-cat. so awesome for me. i even have a ‘hail seiten’ bumper sticker somewhere around here…

    just me, then? okay.

  65. Katrina says:

    W.P. Think Polar Bear in a snow storm…