Tim, we have to talk about your Twinkie problem

We used to both fit in this basket not THREE MONTHS ago.

Honey?

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OOOF, Pancake Pantry! I especially like the shoulder-twisting action…

41 comments … read them below or add one

  1. mom2twinzz says:

    Who put my kitty on the interwebs and who is this stranger??? I know no tux kitty. But mine has a serious french fry thing. He tries to get them with one paw and claw sneak action from the box.

  2. SharonK says:

    Looks really comfy in that box!!!

  3. Katrina says:

    Theo-Could you please cut and paste and thereby repeat your ‘splanation of the new system?

    Do we gots to have this new way of doin’ stuff? I know I’m a change resister-but is this good for you? (*snerk*)cause I’m not getting anything out of it here. I’ll just shut up and sit quietly in the corner now.

  4. A thinker says:

    kittehs will do whatevers they has to, to fit. even if they has to squish in wif another kitten.

  5. kibblenibble says:

    True kitteh buddies *must* squeesh together to sleep comfeh! Awww!

  6. scoobie says:

    This recessions , it is so sad how kittehs have to live these days

  7. Laura says:

    Immutable Cat Law #1
    Never let a rigid basket or box limit your comfort. Your body is a temple and is able to slither, ooze, radiate, spread, or luxuriate into and beyond any comfortable looking space. If there is another being or thing already occupying your special napping place, ignore it. It’s not worthy of your attention unless it’s tasty. If it bothers you destroy it with a quick flick of your razor claws. Sunbeams were given to you by Ceiling Cat so take advantage of them anytime you like.

  8. the white paw is looking to be nibbled…

  9. Vic says:

    I’m not fat, I’m just fluffy!

  10. Jen8 says:

    Kittehs sleep better when squished.

  11. Kimberly says:

    This reminds me of when my husband and I were dating – we slept together on a twin mattress, something like this! The kittehs here look much more comfortabuls in these positions!

  12. Mud Bug says:

    That’s not a tuxedo kitty.
    That’s a black cat with the area to be snorgled clearly defined !!! =^..^=

  13. berthaservant says:

    What Tim is thinking and not saying:

    “Oh yeah? Whose the one who keeps dipping into my stash of Temptations? And weren’t you begging the hoo-mans for the whipped cream the other day?”

  14. Decca says:

    There were two little kitties, lying in a box and the little one said “roll over…”

  15. chanpon says:

    Must..activate..liquid..part..of..cat..make-up.

  16. jen says:

    hilarious captioningks and hovertext. totally cracked me up.

    cute kitties.

  17. Jen says:

    Do you guys see that tummy furs? So you see it all softs and fluffies? Specially the snorgable underarm hairs? Yes, underarm hairs. That’s called FROTH. Froth is that furry fur mostly on the underside of kittehs. Use this information wisely.

  18. Psilopathic says:

    I want to stick a finger right into the center of that snorgle puff…

  19. superboymom says:

    Yin

    Yang

  20. Patty P says:

    Okay, where is the post explaining how we find the home page and earlier posts? I only get to visit a few times per week and without the links at the top like they were, I’m missing stuff and have not figured out what we are expec ted to do. *big unhappy sigh*

  21. Frankie says:

    Since I have a Twinkie habit myself…maybe I should start a HotLine.

  22. skip says:

    Hoo-mans? Are these Ferengi cats?

  23. Patty P says:

    Katrina, I finally just typed the main webpage address in my browser to find all the posts.

    Why can’t we have links? Why? WHY?

    *joins Katrina, pouting (not-so-quietly) in the corner*

  24. wannadance says:

    well, MY body is a landfill…

    and moving on to my mind, here is what remaineth:

    ‘itty bitty kitty turds, kitty turds, kitty turds.
    itty bitty kitty turds, big pile of kitty turds.

    scoopy scoopy kitty turds, not so itty any more
    scoopy scoopy kitty turds,
    from jasmine, full grown cat.

    (launch into chorus)

    kitty kitty kitty turds
    kitty turds, kitty turds.
    not so little kitty turds,
    and don’t forget the pee…

    no, don’t forget the pee baseball, pee golfball, pee ping pong
    no, don’t forget the big pee balls, or jasmine will be mad….

    start over. fall down daid. jasmine happy. clean potty.

    jaysus. look what you’ve done to my brain…

  25. wannadance says:

    for those who missed it: box cleaning song, sung to the tune of ‘hall of the mountain king’.

    i am ruint.

  26. totalee puppy says:

    Whatever anyone has done will be ok and forgotten if you send me the extra-large Valentines Basket of assorted kitties.
    “Baby, come back”…

  27. totalee puppy says:

    P.S. Poems and songs by
    wannadance are also a very
    nice gift. Wish I knew “hall of the mountain
    king”.

  28. cachorro says:

    All right, totalee- We need to straighten up the message heah…
    I know you mean to say “if
    SHE sends totalee the extra-large Valentines Basket…” not YOU–all these good-natured peeps at CO will be wondering where they went wrong…
    CO is fine! No better peeps
    to date!
    ok? feex up nice?

  29. Noelegy says:

    Wannadance, did you read/post on ASCF several years ago? Because that’s where I first heard of the litterbox cleaning song, to that tune and with those words. :)

  30. kibblenibble says:

    Tuxie kitty has a darling black spot on his precious peenk nosie.

  31. Tiffany says:

    “say uncle!”

    haha.. adorable!

  32. Katrina says:

    Sigh…..I, I feel so lost- why is this an improvement over the older version of type pad? (I guess I’m not so quiet afterall) Patty P. I guess we’ll wait until our head honcho tells us what is what…

  33. Dianna says:

    My haiku for the kittehs…

    In this box we lay
    Squished but comfy, warm am I
    Kink in neck I’ll have

    :)

  34. Theo says:

    OMG, they’ve got YODA under there!!
    ;)

  35. steve says:

    These two look almost identical to two (of my 3) kitties! Thier names are Muddles and Marmalade :)

  36. wannadance says:

    noelogy, no i saw it here, maybe by you? just a few days ago. i added a whole bunch of words as i lost my mind.

    meanwhile, trying to get that song outta my mind, what’s left of it.

  37. Lerrinus says:

    @Theo: YODA!? *cracks up* :-D

  38. Katrina says:

    “Where did I go wrong?”

  39. totalee puppy says:

    Katrina…you are the most excellent friend I know…I’m grateful to know you…This is why cachorro is trying to fix up my comment-not about CO…It’s about my girlfriend here in Texas…she hurt my feelings the other day,
    but she does so many nice things, too. I wanted her to see the basket of kittehs.

  40. Dianna says:

    @Theo… My haiku was rather Yoda-like. haha! ;)

  41. Katrina says:

    Still here, Totalee Puppy, hope you communicate clearly with the one who hurt your feelings. Everybody’s feelings matter.