THIS JUST IN: Kitten leeps!

Leeps.

Of a Kitten.

There’s some fang-like protrusions going on there too.

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LIP-HANCE!

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Amy H. says she has more pics of her kittens of their Christmas outfits at her website. That’s just great.

Comments

  1. berthaservant says:

    Boy!
    Lips
    Equal
    Exquisite
    Noms.

  2. my ex had a cat named mr. kittenlips.

  3. fish eye no miko says:

    Hovertext on LIP-HANCE: “YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT”

    So, you’re saying I can’t handle the tooth?

  4. Beth (in NC) says:

    Aww… I think he’s pouting… did I do something wrong?? Not enough katneeps…

  5. SMOOCH!!!!

  6. Such a teeny mouth.

  7. I can’t handle it because it’s a little too close. Eewww.

  8. kibblenibble says:

    Kitteh is wearing a light touch of shell-pink gloss…nice!

  9. the second hover-text is correct. *thunk*

  10. snoopysnake says:

    I want to see eets paws too – are they peenk?

  11. More lip gloss please.

  12. Maybe it’s just me, Joe, but I can find nothing “Eewww” about that debonnaire kitten mouth. It’so impeccably groomed and all he wants is to keeeeess someone!

  13. Elyse — what you need is a cat. Clearly.
    And perhaps a mocha. (recommend not sharing it with aforementioned cat)

  14. meeekatskrazi says:

    blue steel….

  15. White whiskeeeeeees! I want to see if the eye whiskees are white also!

  16. superboymom says:

    Tip toe through the two lips

  17. LOL@meeekat….on the catwalk, on the catwalk, I do my little turn on the catwalk. ButI sing it to my kittehs as “in the cat box, in the catbox, I leave my little turd in the catbox….(sung to “I’m Too Sexy”)

  18. Aw… looks like a white moustache and beard on this little guy!

  19. Meeekatskrazi— TOTAL Blue Steel. Auntyb just puts it over the top. Such clever peeps!

  20. Beth(in NC) LOL “not enough catneeps”

  21. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    No, I cannot handle eet, either… A bit odd-looking, the COXCU, I think. I never realized the little gap underneath the nose was that WIDE!

  22. Sorry berthaservant, there is no handsomer cat than a tuxie. This one is nearly as beautimous as my lads.

  23. ooh, her lipgloss be poppin’!

  24. Our tuxedo Tobu has a black nose, but just the tiniest bit of peenk leeps. Not the tongue…it’s the leeps! The LEEPS!

  25. Jenny Shain says:

    Kitteh is obviously a Veggie Tales fan:
    “It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip Lip LIP! It’s a lip, it’s a lip, it’s a lip Lip LIIIIIPP! It’s a LIIIIIIIPPPPP! It’s a LIP LIP LIIIIIPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!”

    And by the way, i did get my 2 frwant teef fah Chwismas, but i hide dem. Because it’s coooooot dat way.

  26. I want to kiss him/her on them.

    The older my boy gets the more I notice his lips. These are much prosher tho.

  27. The close-up reminds me of the late Terry Thomas.

  28. OMG!!! Lip enhance just did me in!!!

  29. Leeps, and fang protru-zhons, and a glimpse of barely existing incisors. Gaahlgh. Why do kittehs even have incisors anyway ?

  30. Looked up who Terry Thomas was from Hon Glad’s comment and found this pic. The gap-tooth, lips and eyes match up–at least in their upward gazes. And they’re both in tuxedos!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Terry-Thomas%26Morton.jpg

  31. SuperBoyMom – that was soooooo bad!!!!

    I have an all black Kitteh named Beep… She has no front teefs at all! She eats fine, but kind of slobbers with her water… She came from the shelter that way, I’m afraid… But it makes her cute…

  32. @fisheyenomiko: The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth! So help me, Ceiling Cat!

  33. must. touch. leeps.

  34. These are the cutest lips ever, besides my cats’!!!!

  35. anyone else try to kiss the screen? Good thing I hadn’t put on lip gloss myself…

  36. lorisboston says:

    Got milk?

    This looks like my baby Peanut!! We always said she has a milk mustache.

    But from a different angle, with her big round eyes, she also reminds me of the opening shots from the TV show The Monkees, where I believe Peter is wearing a hat with phony eyes. Just wondering if anyone else will understand my bizarre reference – I’ve been thinking it for the 12 years we’ve had Peanut and have yet to find anyone else who knows what I mean!!

  37. Kudos to B-serv!

    Especially since Teho hasn’t commented on it…

  38. Gail (the first one) says:

    @auntyb: Thanks!! Now I have a new song to sing!!!

    These are *extremely* cute leeeeps!!

  39. metsakins says:

    BerthaS, walking on the wild side I see.

    The second shot took my beath away, my Solly has fang protrusions and the’r adorableness still amazes me and he’s 13.

  40. wannadance says:

    ummmmm. creeps me. too pretty leeps. having scary thouights…

  41. collagen injections for kittehs? what’s next?

  42. crazyweinerdoglady says:

    awwww his name’s Virgil :)

  43. Fried shrimp, shrimp scampi,shrimp gumbo,baked stuffed shrimp,shrimp cocktail…

  44. Shrimp sandwich… I get the reference, Jez, but how’d it get here?

  45. Love the fanginess! Those toothies peeking through are just as cute as when you get the lil’ bit o’ pink tongue hanging out action. He is a totally swoon-able dracula kitteh!

    Oh, and the reason for the fangs? They are carnivores – gotta tear and rend the flesh, yes! (sounds a bit Igor-ish, I s’pose)

    Eye-gore. Damn your eyes.

  46. I just kissed my computer screen.
    (My husband calls me “Kitten Lips” occasionally. We’re SO in love.)

  47. Auntyb, years ago on a Usenet newsgroup, we had an informal poll regarding names we call our pets which are not actually their names. It evolved into a discussion of songs that we sing to our pets. I will never forget the poster who said that she had a litter box cleaning song, sung to the tune of “In the Hall of the Mountain King”: “Itty bitty kitty turds, kitty turds, kitty turds. Itty bitty kitty turds, clean ‘em up, [blank because I forget the last one-syllable word]!”

    If you’re ever having a bad day, try singing this. You will giggle too hard to be unhappy. Trust.

  48. Tuxies are so amazing.

  49. MichieGrl says:

    OMG! I want to kiss the kitteh leeps! Is that wrong?

  50. Mary (the first) says:

    I love the kitteh leeps but even more, kitteh whiskers emphasized in white against black cheeks.. I LOVE KITTEH WHISKERS!

  51. When I was a kid we had a cat who liked to give kisses. At least once a day you could hear Mom yell, “Whiskers, quit puttin’ your lips on me!”

  52. Hey All – That would my kitty Virgil there. I saw a couple questions – to Beth in NC – that is more his “what is that” look – I was trying to get his attention (been trying to get a good lip pic for weeks) 2)snoopysnake – his feets are white – pads are black and pink (blink). I expected all pink. 3) anutyb – his eye wiskers are mostly black – as he has gotten older there is now one white one. I just had to send it is because of all the cats I have owned/known none have had pink lips. They totally crack me up.

  53. pussay leeps! yeah, i went there. you were thinking it, truth.

    [Friday happy hour has started early, I see. - Ed.]

  54. I <3 kitteh leeps. I LURVE zee peenk kitteh leeps and zee peenk feeties and zee peenk bellehs! I'm so sorry - I can't help it, I love my two kittehs to pieces mieces!

  55. He’s like a Kitler in reverse.

  56. berthaservant says:

    This is way too late for everyone to see, but I’m gonna say “MINSTRELSY KITTEH” and hope that a future reader appreciates it.

    Start playin’ da ragtime, boys…..

  57. embercadabra says:

    OMG! The tiny teefs!

  58. cheesybird says:

    Leeeeeeeeeeeps!!

    *bonks head on screen trying to kees leeps*

  59. wannadance says:

    no no no no. this jes’ ain’t so. this is shopped. those are amy’s leeps stuck onto kitteh.

    there just ain’t no kitteh with leeps that are all big and fat and with that texture. them’s human leeps.

    go ahead. laugh at me.

  60. Bless you Mr Tuxedo pussy cat!

  61. settling a long-standing family argument over whether cats have lips…How could anyone doubt it?

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