I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress carrot, and think things over.
My mind is going, Van M.



2001 AND Little Shop of Horrors references in the same post. Wow, NTMTOM!
Two thousand and HOW many???
yummmm.. stress carrots… natures cure for stupid bosses!!!
YES.
Hamstronaut Dave stares in awe at the Monolith: “It’s full of . . . cedar shavings!” (20 minutes of kozmic visual effects follow, until, unexpectedly, Dave finds himself in a neat and well appointed rodent habitat.)
omg meg you’ve outdone yourself this time! hilarious! (and cute o’ course)
“Daisy, Daisy….”
The combo of cute pics and the 2001 reference is more than I can take! Is NTMTOM single??
But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a hamster ball built for two …
Hovertext, 2nd pic: OMG, it’s full of win!!!
@Von Zepplin- Don’t you mean “It’s full of Ham-stars!”
HEhehehe
My mind is a blank now!
(doooooooooooooo,
doooooooooooooooooooo,
dooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
brrrrrrmmm-brrrrrrrrrmm!
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM!)
Habitrail! Yay. Looks just like my Ovo Suite.
Hang on, even the hamsters look just like mine…
Ok, which one of you’s got a hidden camera in my place?
Just right.
A dozen stress carrots, please.
My god, it’s full of seeds.
Hams in spaaace.
PS, Von Zep, snerk!
http://www.myspace.ham
next post shall be monkeys throwing things in the air?
pyrit, you beat me to it. Great job transcribing the Zarathustra thingy by Strauss.
I still want to hear somebody sing the fugue subject.
Looks like Jabba the Ham wandered into the wrong movie.
Who gave Hal stress carrots in the first place? Veggis aren’t the answer to everything.
Colleen, did you ever try it?
Ground control to Major Ham…
There’s a Star Trek episode in here somewhere…
I wanna see the scene where the hammy in gravity boots walks very slowly upside-down around the circular hallway of the spaceship to the tune of the Blue Danube.
Another NTMTOM special, a perfect Monday morning treat!
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m..half crazy…for some..more seeds…can’t….seem…..to……sing…….
anymore………
This poor ham has NO privacy—those pawpawrazzis are everywhere!!
She packed my bags last night pre-flight, zero hours 9 am…
pawpawrazzis, oh too funny. rofl in cedar chips, thank you Jennie Mello. and hams in space is that a new Mel Brooks movie?
Theresa- I’ve been singing the fugue subject the best I can at the top of my lungs, ever since you asked last time, but you still aren’t hearing it. Oh, I know, I need forgot to open the bay pod doors!
Let’s try this again- Oh, I forgot to open the pod bay doors! *sheesh*
Hahahaha, delightful!
Kind of looks like the hammie’s traveling in one of those transport tubes from Futurama.
Omg, best post EVAR! A combination of two of my favorite things: hammies and Kubrick! Leave it to CO to find a way to combine the two…
I have the same home, but I keep a mouse in it, not a hamster
LOL Every time I look at that first picture I hear the bay door opening sound …
you know the one!
Ummm….is there advertising in the comments now too? (see post above) Just curious…
I’m thrilled to see that this post got as many comments as it did. It’s refreshing to know there are still several 2001 fans out there. Hillarious pics, too!
Photogirl, you had me giggling. Now all we need are Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars…
Does this version have hams around a monolith?
Patricia — sort of…
http://www.wap.org/journal/emailrules/spam.jpg
Theo, seriously, how did you ever stumble upon that photo?! And why oh why is there an inflatable Spam in the world?!?
[How else could the masses find the free samples?? - Ed.]
Pyrit-Thanks for a great
rendition of the theme from
2001!
@Theo, A Spam-ku in your honor:
Pressed lips, snouts and feet
Blue tin can is iconic
A faraway oink
basso profundo voice:
…FEEEEED MEEEEE…