“I think I’ll just pull this out, here”

[drags all the way to bedroom] "La la la"

[Makes nest of toilet paper in kitchen] "Doo dee doo"

[Claws paper to shreds leaving trail to the office] "All done!"

Tp

Heather D., I’m glad you bought the economy pack.

29 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Pj says:

    A twist on Hansel & Gretel…Let’s leave a trail of paper……..

  2. auntyb says:

    Bleen??

  3. auntyb says:

    awww, pj beat me on my first bleen…dang.

  4. Jenn says:

    I want Charmin!!! Not this cheap stuff.

  5. 260Oakley says:

    Kitteh, if you are going to commit a crime, don’t leave a paper trail!

  6. berthaservant says:

    I thought these incidents were supposed to end w/ a “hands clapping in ‘all-done’ motion.” But maybe that’s only w/ the doggehs.

  7. Annie says:

    260Oakie Bwahahahahaha!

  8. chanpon says:

    Ah, the next art installation for the Guggenheim is complete.

  9. Amanda says:

    How embarassing!

  10. Janice of the Nine says:

    *Innocent look* What, you’ve never seen somebody with toilet paper stuck to his paw before??

  11. kibblenibble says:

    This kitteh’s just getting started. I’d like to see the “after” picture taken in about, say, twenty minutes. ;-)

  12. jenocide says:

    my cat is almost two years old and still does this! stupid adorable jerk!

  13. Lizzy says:

    Once again, we weak humans are rescued from the untold eeeeevils of toilet paper by the brave braveness of kitty!

  14. Decca says:

    No, he’s just trying to get to the empty roll. Cats love to chase empty toilet paper rolls around the floor. It’s like kitty nirvana.

  15. Gail (the first one) says:

    @Lizzy: “Look Mommy, see how much evil toilet paper I have killed for you!”

    Kitteh is decorating for the Inauguration party!!

  16. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    If kitty weren’t stopped at this point, I would like to see an “after’ picture, too…

  17. Katrina says:

    Yes, where is the red tissue paper and the blue tissue paper- kitteh is working on his bunting!

  18. January says:

    Thoise old puff beds get mighty expensive…

  19. Theo says:

    Katrina — wait until May. There’ll be a pole.

  20. jujube says:

    My cat did this all of her life. She was 17 when she passed.

  21. Katrina says:

    Theo- this pun is for you-
    And “Morris Dancers”?

    Oh, *snerk*!

    Getit, Morris Dancers-a cat, Morris?

  22. Kar says:

    Is this how Christo got started?

    [LOL!! Yes, I'm sure of it. But he quickly moved on to an industrial-sized roll of Saran wrap, then six buckets of bubble gum, then a truckload of nylon stockings... - Ed.]

  23. Laurie says:

    In my home, kitty nirvana is the a crumpled up sheet of paper, or 3 zip-ties looped together – depends which cat you ask ;)

  24. Frankie says:

    Call TheCatCrew to TP the trees of the neighbor who starts power tools at 6:00 AM. We’ll start at 4:00 AM.

  25. Theo says:
  26. Raemie L. says:

    *snicker* Totally imagining the *ehn, ehn* and batting action.

  27. Katrina says:

    Thank you, Theo- can you find a Morris the Cat commercial, too? You modern-day Wizard, you! Conjuring things from thin air!

  28. Aoife says:

    Reminds me of when I returned home from work one day to find my entire – and I mean entire – apartment had been TPed by my tortie cat.

  29. Martha in Washington says:

    My cat is very polite with her TP. She puts it all in the toilet. Seriously. She does. Which, of course, ruins it for human usage.