Billowy for your comfort with NO VISIBLE PANTY LINES!
EVERYONE is wearing them!
Photo by Jezebella, submitted by Heather M.
Ham-a-loons
January 12, 2009 By
Billowy for your comfort with NO VISIBLE PANTY LINES!
EVERYONE is wearing them!
Photo by Jezebella, submitted by Heather M.
Clown pants, clown pants!
Trendy yet classic.
Oh my god, those paws will be the death of me.
STOP! Hamster time!
I had no idea that hams had hamaloons!
AND, those paws… yes… I think those paws are ordering 4, yes 4, double whole milk lattes.
@Ash If I had been drinking milk while reading that, it would have come out of my nose.
Also, I thought it looked like the hammie was saying “No pictures, please”
I don’t like the panty lines talk. Underwear isn’t funny.
*rolls eyes*
I had a little ham who looked just like this one! Her name was Applesauce.
@Ash: Maybe MC Hamster will do the Hamster Dance!
LMAO@Ash…
I can soo see M.C. Hammy doing the side-steppin’
Perf!
Well heeeellllooooooooooooo pantaloons!
M.C. McHammersons’ got killer abs, too!
@Mandy
Applesuace. That’s about one of the cutest names evar.
The hand gesture is a classic “No, no, you don’t understand, it was like this, see….?” pose, as the hammy backs up against the edge of the abyss as Big Louie and his thugs approach. Looks like coitans for the hammie!(although this is just a hammie acting the part, no hammies were harmed in the making of this film).
Hammies are beyond cute, they are the essence of it. We are the better for having them in our lives, Yes, upon my soul, I truly believe that.
I think he’s doing the cabbage patch…
“INVISIBLE BONGOS”
“Looks like coitans for the hammie” LOL!
“We are the better for having them in our lives”
Inspirational.
I write a blog about vacations…wonder if I could take a hammie on board the ship. SPA menu has great veggies!
Anyone for a ham sammiche?
~num num~
Ash wins this post. I haven’t laughed like that in months :p
I could use a Saturday
morning series called
“Ham-a-Toons”.
Ash – Unfortunately for me, I had just taken a sip of lemon water when I read your hilarious post. I am here to report that my sinuses are now lemony-fresh. Thanks.
@Theo: BA-BA-LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ham-a-loons look a little like harem pants. And the
comments are better than the Tales of Scheherizade
(a thousand pardons for
spelling). CO ladies rub my lamp…
Dang…Amazing cute!
@MadamX – LOL!
This ham must be the cutest evah. Must nom grilled with cheese.
I must boop his belleh!
Wait, how are we supposed to know that the ham-aloons prevent panty lines from a frontal? Or do they also prevent, y’know what?
I’ll take your word for it.
“No, really, dahling! You look dev-ayne!”
Wrap your fingers around that fuzzy mass of fluff.
Minya – I totally agree! The little paw looks like “No pics please, no pics now, you’ll have plenty of time later … “
I honestly don’t think I’ve seen a cuter hammie! He is so soft and cuddly-looking with his little beady eyes and sweet little paws and nommable little ears and his tickly little whiskers and I wish he was mine instead of the mean one my son has left here at home.
To me it looks like he’s Obi Wan Ham, invoking the Force. These are not the corn niblets you’re looking for.
Is it just me, or does that ham have 6-pack abs???? He’s been doing his Abs of Steel workout videos!
Dang. Long hamster is long.
Oh my god he DOES have six-pack abs. It’s the John Basedow of hams.
Hammie kind of looks like a snobby Upper East Side lady in a full-length fur coat!
It’s opening night at the Met, and tomorrow she’s off to…I dunno, the Hamptons?
squeal!!
Looks like he’s wearing plus fours, just needs a golf bag.
Adorable.
To paraphrase William Blake, “To see the world in a beady eye, and heaven in some hamster pantaloons.”
PS B-Serve and Theo, “Ba-Ba-looo” requires billowy SLEEVES.
Take me back to when there was an untouched humongous tin of “gourment” popcorn in the office. Untouched, except by would-be Conga Kings.
PPS:
http://www.lucyfan.com/desicdconga.jpg
Hmm, it seems you need an extra-large head, too.
Too legit… Too legit to quit (hey…hey…) Too legit…too
legit… Too legit to quit…(hey…) Too legit… Too legit to quit
(too legit…) too legit… too legit to quit…
[repeat until 15 minutes of fame are up]
“talk to the ham.”
LOL @ Anner
“Talk to the ham.”
Hahahaha!!!
Or maybe they’re not six-pack abs, they’re…
ABALOONS!!
Showing off his rectus hamdominis
ha ha…thanks guys! you all made me smile. i am glad you like Trouble!
i am behind the times. i don’t get most of the comments. where can i catch up? MTV? church? the patriot act? somewhere on youtube? if it matters, i do love hip hop and all its accoutrements.
old and lost
Rach@, as a gigging musician for some years, we had a name for that species- they were called “Blue-Haired Glitterbosoms.”
That’s it! I can no longer take it! I am adopting a hammie tomorrow! Thanks guys!!!
Hah! Great Hamster pic & great blog—I’ve added you to my favorites: http://lovableanimals.blogspot.com
Or… those little pawsies could represent Hamster Mime in a glass box… or is that way TOO retro?
Heh, thanks, TM.
The prosh paw is the best thing about this photo. I like the various interpretations people have come up with, but I think berthaservant’s is my favourite. I think I can see the terror in his beady eyes.
Those are Hillary Clinton legs.
Tim: i think those are called cankles–or hamkles, in this case.
JAZZ HANDS
That picture is perfect! The focus, the lighting, the subject-perfect!
Hmm, I don’t see terror, I see pedantic- as if she is about the give us a fascinating lecture on some arcane subject on which Jezebele is an expert- “Sunflower Seeds and the Environmental Impact of the Longer vs Shorter stemmed plants.” Get out your tap-tops, there will be a quiz at the end.