I’m going to play Rock Band.
Later. [trots off]
Sender-Inner Rebecca R says "This is "Delphie" and her baby "Guthlac". He’s only a week old, but it looks like they’ve already entered that difficult stage…"
From the monthly archives: January 2009
Gibbon Pin Up!
January 31, 2009 By
Those elongated arms!
That look in your close-together eyes!
YOUR PROVOCATIVE POSE OMG
Kathryn S. saw this gibbon monkeh striking a pose at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Pure redonkulousness.
The Cute Overload Music Depreciation Society
January 30, 2009 By
Here at The Cute Overload Music Depreciation Society, we help our students cultivate a refined ear for all forms of music, from opera…
… to classic Delta Blues.
I Arrest You In The Name Of Surrealism!
January 30, 2009 By
Sender-inner Carrie L. found these pictures of "Stache" on a message board. Either Stache has had a little mishap with a Magic Marker, or that is one devastatingly delicate mustache. And it reminds me of somebody, but I’m not sure who…
Now, my left brain, the logical, analytical half that tells me to store my ATM receipts in chronological order for future reference, thinks that he looks like genius supersleuth Hercule Poirot.
But my right brain, the random, creative half that tells me to run through the mall wearing nothing but body paint and ostrich feathers and singing the Oscar Meyer wiener jingle, thinks he looks like surrealist painter Salvador Dali.
So I leave it to you, peeps — which half is right? Vote below!
Happy Birthday to me,
January 30, 2009 By
I’m a pocket Pet, Squee!
My one wish this birthday?
Send a carrot to me!
WOO HOO!
Mission-Accomplished-hance!
Emily D.—are you like a hamster-tongue poser or something? This is ridiculous. By the way Emily claims she has more photos here if you can believe it.
Carrots… IN LOVE
January 29, 2009 By
Inspired by the PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) superbowl vegetable ad, these carrots are GETTING IT ON!
[say in carrot voice] "C’Mere, Bebeh!"
"I love it when you wear your green hair like that"
This site is getting weirder all the time, Sarah K.
Bun Mom On Campus
January 29, 2009 By
Ace Cuteologist Lisa M. writes us with a problem: "I have such a hard time studying at school because our campus is overrun with buns!" she tells us. "Seriously, I never get tired of seeing the buns, and I think my GPA has dropped a few points because of them, but it’s worth it to see these guys every day!" We should all have such problems.
Sure, he could prolly scratch your eyes out
January 28, 2009 By
But before he does, admire the eye capsules on this Slow Loris eating fruits.
Via StupidVideos. And NTMTOM’s eagle eyes. 
For Your Consideration: Wuthering Plains
January 28, 2009 By
In the Best Picture category: Wuthering Plains, the heart-wrenching story of doomed lovers Catherine (Redonkuletta deMille) and Heathcliff (Rock Proshman), joined by a passion they can never share. Academy Voters: Your membership card entitles you to free admission plus box of Kleenex at any performance.
And the winner is: And the Oscar goes to: Eric V.
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