(00:02) Wait for it …
(00:05) Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-it for it …
(00:08) Al-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lmost time …
(00:10) WAKE UP!! IT’S COLONEL SANDERS!!
(00:11) "Wha-huh?!"
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The BunMaster 3000® can open junk mail at lightening speeds. Set on Super-Fast Nomming, you can throw out that donation request from your alma mater faster than ever before.
Say ‘Return to Sendah’ in an Elvis voice, Donna B.!
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"A sitz bath, HAH! Adult diapers, FEH! A Jedi craves not these things. And why was there no tapioca with dinner? Promised it, I was." (incoherent mumbling)
Try to remember him when, Barbara H.
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Check this out, Linux Source magazine is getting its cute on with the July 2008 cover. Whoa! [Say in Keanu Reeves voice]
C.O.X.L.M.C.U.: Whooooaa! [say in Mike Myers voice]
Obligatory triumphant h4×0r:
Scott N., thanks for the scr33n c4pp4g3!
[Here's the CO post shown on that cover, by the way. Well spotted, Erin! - Ed.]
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[Looking around the table for who ordered this fine dish] Who ordered the Rule #29 (clenching paws in the air repeatedly)? Be careful, the plate is very hot.
This song is almost tolerable now, Ragnhild K.!
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And is CHASED BY EIGHT HUNDRED PUPPEHS OMG
Via BoingBoing and Sender-Inner Anna A.
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The Monkey Spa service has really gone downhill. [eye roll]
Bathtime., originally uploaded by helping hands. I distinctively smell lavender. [Bleeeeeeeaaaahhhh]
Ooh ooh, ah ah, Michelle Q.!
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In a moment of panic, Chickie realizes he forgot to bring the BBQ sauce and only remembered sparklers.
Bad Chickie! Bad Chickie! Happy Fourth of July, Alison R.
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A sweeeet collection of transparent undersea creatures is on display over at NationalGeographic.com, including this guy, the Roundbelly Cowfish aka Mr. Rule #38! (I am not making that name up)
Photograph by Chris Newbert/Minden Pictures. Wallpaper available here. Sent in by Debbie G. 
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I can see you have traveled far, young seeker. Rest awhile at my feet and I shall assist you on your path to Enlightenment. In the high mountains, beyond the trees, beyond even the clouds, there is a cave. Many men have perished looking for it — many more have turned back.
And what is in this cave that should drive men so? A creature of radiance, or so the legends say. Joy flows forth from it, bathing the soul of all who gaze into its eyes. To stand in its presence, it is said, is to know all that is hidden, and grasp the true harmonies of the universe. The mountain people call him Azla’ach Flazim — The Hamster of Ultimate Happiness.
Photo by Flickr-er Mordiciter! Great find, Sender-Inner Missy P.
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