All right, ladies! The Yuletide season is upon us, and that means plenty of holiday parties with cute guys, dark hallways — and lots and lots of mistletoe! Keep your lips lively this Christmas with these time-honored mistle-tips:
- Be casual. Don’t stand directly under the mistletoe; that looks desperate. Stand just enough to one side so that you look like you just happen to be there.
- Adopt a mysterious, far-away gaze, as if you were standing alone on a moonlit shore, yearning for your lover on the far horizon.
- Purse your lips ever so slightly — not too much to be obvious, but enough to encourage him to make that first move.
CORRECT TECHNIQUE:
INCORRECT TECHNIQUE:
Thanks to the oh-so-kissable Ash for the instructional photos.
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Cheeky monkey!
Heck, even *I* want to kiss that top one! What a cutie.
They’re both having bad hair days, though.
Orangutans are the best
There’s something about them. I don’t know what it is, but I love it.
Odds are this mienkeh will get a lot more action than me.
Aw heck, that’s cute.
Look into those beautiful eyes.
aw just a little shave maybe and a touch of lipstick, yeah…
Awww!! LOL gosh thats hilarious! Teehee @ Sugar buns!!!!
So I missed the label “Correct Technique” over the first one, and thought it was the only picture there was. Went “oh what a cute orang,” scrolled down to click on the comments link.
“Incorrect Technique”!
Just about fell over laughing, I did.
Love the mad hair do.
Ohhhhh, she’s precious!
Reminds me of the stuffed monkey I had when I was little. Same long, soft hair. I used to love petting her. I miss my monkey.
Awwww.
I must go to the wrong holiday parties though, because none of them ever have mistletoe.
I think the top monkey is the definition of ‘prosh’ and the bottom monkey well…isnt (Looks like the same monkey after a few Gin and Tonics) :p
whoops ape* please dont hit me librarian ooook
Charlie, I was thinking the same thing… first was at the beginning of the office Christmas party and the second was after imbibing @ the office Christmas party. She’s probably going to make photocopies of her tocks and make out with Randy in the mail room next
Back to the library, Librarian! OOK! Just right, Charlie!
So cute… want to hug
Ah, the days of making a fool of myself at the office party!! Thank God those days are over—LOL!!!
NTMTOM, you’ve been reading “Cosmo Primate,” haven’t you?
1st picture looks like Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen!!!!!
LOVE the 2nd picture!!!
OMG! I knew I was doing something wrong! Thanks for setting me straight!
I’m not being snarky – does anyone else think the first monkey picture kind of looks like George W Bush? C’mon, who’s with me?
Chanpon, I was thinking Shirley MacLaine myself… maybe she was an orangutan in a former life?
Chanpon–I do see the resemblance. It’s something about her mouth.
Second gal needs to go to a dentist…or at least invest in a little floss! No wonder the frog won’t kiss her.
I want to know the story behind this bebeh… what is an orang doing posing for sexy pics in the South?!?! (azaleas!)
@Charlie
Nice Pratchett reference!
/Offer her a banana + she just might forgive you.
/oook oook!
Snicker..
and Berthaservant Nice Pink Panther Ref.
Hahahaha @suck face! Think I’ll try that line out on my boyfriend LOL
(the one in the pics, duh)
Such a cute ape
I sure wish I’d had these tips back when I was young and foolish .. I might not be single now.. dang. Doesn’t flower over right ear mean “married” though? Maybe *that* was the mistake I was making! Everyone thought I was taken! ha
Second pic makes me LOL SO HARD!!! Love a surprise scroll-down.
That slut.
ah! my favorite primate!
(not so much dressed in clothes) but cute none the less.
As I have been perusing orthodontic forums all morning up ’til now, I am left wondering. . .
Does that Sugar Buns orang have some fillings in her monkeh teef?
any advice for guys on making that first move?
like, what can I say?
All right, little brother…first make a little small talk, like, is she enjoying the party…If you’ve got a small camera, you can show her the images, arrange to bring her prints…Ask,
“Is that mistletoe?” “Are you sure?” “Want to try it out?” That’s all I got…
You saay, “your leeps are like unlike any leeps I’ve ever keesed!” and that would be the truth! we hope!
I dunno, I totally saw Edward Scissorhands in the first picture
LoL! That’s awesome, it’s like so cute, and funny!
I just hope they are girls when I give a SWAK
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