Somebody get me Bob Costas

by Meg on December 7, 2008

Because this mouse is ABOUT TO WIN OLYMPIC GOLD!

HOLY RODENT AGILITY, Emily W.!

{ 118 comments }

1 fatcat 12.07.08 at 1:24 pm

….how???? Just how did this happen?

2 jenn 12.07.08 at 1:25 pm

OMG

how did they teach that mouse to do that???

3 Bonnie 12.07.08 at 1:30 pm

That was AWESOME! I hope the mouse got some sort of treat at the end. :)

4 LibrarianJessica 12.07.08 at 1:31 pm

Fabulous stuff to find on a Sunday morning. Thanks Meg.

5 Nina 12.07.08 at 1:31 pm

That was incredible. I love mice.

BY GOLLY I THINK HE GOT IT, BOB!! HE WAS OVER THE RECORD LINE BY A LANDSLIDE!!!

6 Mandi 12.07.08 at 1:35 pm

Ok. Where is his reward? The big hunk of cheese??? He certainly deserves it!

7 M. V. 12.07.08 at 1:42 pm

Holy crap!

8 EMILIA 12.07.08 at 1:44 pm

HOLY CRAP! IT’S ALGERNON!

9 Khadija 12.07.08 at 1:48 pm

i quite sadly must admit i wouldn’t have known my way round.

this calls for emmentaler!!

10 wannadance 12.07.08 at 1:51 pm

fave part, when loving hand keeps the champ from running over the cactus….

whatta mouse!!!

11 R2K 12.07.08 at 2:01 pm

Ok pretty cute.

12 Hila 12.07.08 at 2:08 pm

What the… *blink blink*

That was AMAZING! :) )) Go mouse!! I join those who said that there better be a big, tasty treat waiting for him at the end of the course. He deserves it!

13 Mia 12.07.08 at 2:15 pm

Awesome little fella. :D

14 Bessymouse 12.07.08 at 2:15 pm

Wow. He’s so clever. Go mousey!

15 Beve 12.07.08 at 2:19 pm

How amazing. I loved how the human hand comes down to gently guide Algernon around the post in the middle of the obstacle course. I’m thinking that’s how Algernon got so well trained…human guides him through the obstacles.

I remember an interview actor Michael Jeter had regarding the mouse he had to interact with on the movie “The Green Mile”. He said mice lay down a scent trail (urine) so they can get back and forth along a “path”. A mouse was trained to go up his arm, across his back and down his other arm. He said he had to get used to the fact that he had to have mouse pee on him so the mouse could find his way. Sorry to be so yuckie.

Anyway, Algernon gets 9.8 from me for getting through the obstacle course. I just love the weave poles!

16 Susan 12.07.08 at 2:23 pm

Oh my goodness, that was awesome!!!! Way to go Mousey. Woohoooooo

17 Von Zeppelin 12.07.08 at 2:26 pm

The International Olympic Committee paid only $187 million for that agility course. They used rats and weasels as their contractors.

18 DivaPie 12.07.08 at 2:42 pm

OMG O_o

I CANNOT believe that mouse was able to do that whole course in one try (for this video at least) Despite what tactics it took, that was a spectacular feat!!! :D

Way to go Mousey!

19 SayYesh 12.07.08 at 2:43 pm

Wow. Truly amazing, and kudos to the loving trainer. But I was somewhat distracted by all the mouse poops (if that’s what they were! could you clean them up please before you film?). Gives me the skeevies ’cause it means the little critters have gotten into my house.

20 pny 12.07.08 at 2:43 pm

I especially love the way the human left the mouse’s little droppings laying there for added “charm”. Lovely.

21 Dianne 12.07.08 at 2:44 pm

Dang, now I really feel bad about the one I killed this week. We coulda hit the road together and done meese shows :(

22 Patty P 12.07.08 at 2:48 pm

You can lead mice by dragging a piece of cheddar across where you want them to go but this mouse was clearly trained with gentle diligence!

BTW – if you want your indoor cat to catch unwanted mice you know you have, drag a piece of chedder to make a scent trail across the floor right under the front of your stove, then in a straight line from that one out to a wide open area of the floor. Make a large sheet (at least 18′ x 18″) of aluminum foil and crumple it some, then mostly spread it back out. It’s important that it retains quite a bit of texture. Put the foil sheet at the end of the scent trail in the middle of the kitchen floor with the piece of cheddar in the middle. Shut the cat in the kitchen overnight.

The mouse will make scritching noises as he walks acorss the foil to get the cheese and wake the cat up. The cat will have a better opportunity to cathc the mouse in the middel of the floor than he mromally gets as mice tend to stay close to cover.

I created this method myself, submitted to Mother Earth News and got a year’s free subscription. Every time I have used this method, on the first or second night there has been a dead mouse on the floor that the cat had killed.

23 Birdcage 12.07.08 at 3:03 pm

…. and then the mouse gets to have a snooze on top of the plunger in the bathroom …..

24 LB 12.07.08 at 3:03 pm

That’s amazing!

25 Jenny 12.07.08 at 3:11 pm

Would you look at those little feets in action over the high wire?? Super cute…

Three cheers for operant conditioning (and schedules of reinforcement)!

Also, Patty, must you give such details in this post? Sheesh.

26 Annie 12.07.08 at 3:11 pm

That was SOME MOUSE!

; )

27 Maggie 12.07.08 at 3:15 pm

(I can’t actually say anything cause my mouth is hanging open. Wow.)

28 totalee puppy 12.07.08 at 3:27 pm

heart mouse! heart music!

29 paulajeanne 12.07.08 at 3:29 pm

HOLY CRAPOLA!

30 Patty P 12.07.08 at 3:32 pm

@Jenny: You have the option to stop reading at any time.

31 lucy's mommeh 12.07.08 at 3:37 pm

Patty, that’s actually pretty ingenious.
And Jenny, although this mouse is super smart & cute as all get out, wild mice coming in the house & causing damage is NOT quite so cute….
I’ve had pet mice, and i NEARLY had a deer mouse as a pet, but the little bugger managed to get out of the five gallon bucket I had him trapped in.

32 Felt Inspired 12.07.08 at 3:40 pm

He can have my cheese!

33 Linda H. 12.07.08 at 3:50 pm

Amazing.

34 Annie Quick 12.07.08 at 3:56 pm

That guy’s wife is so pissed.

35 metsakins 12.07.08 at 3:59 pm

I’m not sure if I’m impressed by the mouse or the owner making all those cardboard cutouts.

The mug handles was my favorite.

36 Katie 12.07.08 at 4:12 pm

That was fantastic!

37 Kaiti 12.07.08 at 4:13 pm

This was brilliant. Both the little mouse/athlete & the human/parent/trainer were amazing!!

38 Kaiti 12.07.08 at 4:14 pm

This was brilliant. Both the little mouse/athlete & the human/parent/trainer were amazing!!

39 Poohbear 12.07.08 at 4:15 pm

Hee-hee-heeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!! Go for gold, Olympic mutant gerbil-mousie-rattie Algernon !!!

40 Marie 12.07.08 at 4:19 pm

What a super mouse! ^_^

41 Bobel 12.07.08 at 4:23 pm

Wow. I give this performance a 9.7 (slight deduction for having help from the trainer). Next I wanna see ice skating… better get training for the winter Olympics.

42 LisaL 12.07.08 at 4:23 pm

That was pretty amazing…. even though the mouse poop was a bit on the bleh side lol.
YAY mousey!

43 blair 12.07.08 at 4:37 pm

no-kill trap baited with stilton and placed across known urine trail at about the time mice appear each night: 5 minutes to capture, on average

no data available on how long it takes if you put a thimble of chablis next to the trap

[One problem: You're as likely to catch *me* as the mouse, esp. with the chablis and possibly some apple slices; Honey Crisp is very nice... - Ed.]

44 MaryG 12.07.08 at 4:48 pm

Can anyone tell me what that music is? I know I used to play it on the youth orchestra when I was a teenager but I can’t quite remember what it was.

45 claudia 12.07.08 at 4:49 pm

I saw the vid and before I hit play I was “bleh, I don’t like mice, WON’T watch. But wait… have I ever seen anything on here that I hated? Nope.” so I proceeded to watch, and was cheering at the end, lol

Gooooo Mousey!

46 alex 12.07.08 at 4:58 pm

Wow! Bravo! Encore!
Stupendous! Awesome! Must see! 5-star!

47 warrior rabbit 12.07.08 at 5:01 pm

MaryG, it’s the Olympic theme by John Wiliams. It’s scored every Olympics since 1984.

Gosh, I didn’t even notice any droppings. I was too mesmerized by da mousie.

48 bee 12.07.08 at 5:03 pm

i’m soooooooooooo jealie. you sir or madam have the smartest mousie pants ever. smartie!! this was a pleasure to watch b/c mousiekins algernon was so dutiful in his task taking. he was all like, “ok now this, then this, then that one, and then i go here, over this guy under here, almost done…..” awesome!

49 Katrina 12.07.08 at 5:11 pm

Actually, that music is a copyrighted music to an Olympics-I think it is still in use. They are pretty persnickety about people using it- I hope no one gets in trouble. (shhhhh)

Now, on to the Mouse.
Amousing. Good mousie! The cup handles was my favorite part, too! Just a darling, ingenious set up! My hat is off to the mouse and his companion animal! And how do we know that the mouse didn’t design the course? Hmmm???? I doubt he cut it out of cardboard, because of the whole thumb thing, (Mr. Lovinghand probably did that),but I say if he can jump it,he probably designed it! Great duo, great job!

50 rachsne 12.07.08 at 5:11 pm

please please please give him a a whole wad of cheese!

51 Gail (the first one) 12.07.08 at 5:23 pm

“….And, a little extra guidance around the roundabout….a hesitation at the Pineapple/Cactus jump, that’ll be a minor deduction there…and we’re through the final obstacles to finish line! Bob, I think that this little riderless mouse has thrown down the gauntlet to the horses in this Equestrian competition!!!”

Brilliant video!

52 goodlookingelf 12.07.08 at 5:34 pm

Awesome. Now this is someone who loves their mouse! Great video!

53 Carrie 12.07.08 at 5:34 pm

Brilliant! I’m going to catch our meese and train him to vacuum and dust!

The poopies were distracting though :|

54 Kivrin 12.07.08 at 5:34 pm

I had no idea that meeces were such natural tightrope artists!

55 lawr m 12.07.08 at 5:56 pm

you think we could get the mouse to work with bush and palin?

56 noramaria 12.07.08 at 6:01 pm

That is one talented mouse!

57 Jen 12.07.08 at 6:03 pm

i would have fallen on the cactus.

how did they teach mousie to do this?????

i hope he got a reward right away! PB sammich puuleez!

58 GreenEggsAndSam 12.07.08 at 6:07 pm

I had never been so proud of a cute little disease carrying vermin in my life.

My eyes watered up at the end and I cheered. My housemates thought I was insane, until I showed them.

We all cheered the second time around.

59 Michelle S 12.07.08 at 6:13 pm

absolutely adorable!

I can’t tell which is cuter, the mouse or the cardboard agility course peppered with “wild rice”. >.<

60 Neil Fraser 12.07.08 at 6:43 pm

She’s beautiful. I miss my mouse, Widget. Sleeping in my shirt pocket, her tiny heart beating next to mine.

61 DKN 12.07.08 at 6:53 pm

:-O

62 doxnsox 12.07.08 at 7:05 pm

:-O x 2

63 Jennie Mello 12.07.08 at 7:20 pm

“will work for food” has a whole new meaning.

64 Rene 12.07.08 at 7:21 pm

OMG – SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute and wicked smart!

65 Fegli 12.07.08 at 7:27 pm

The qte starts before you even see the mouse… That wee tiny cardboard obstacle course is too much!

66 PACAT 12.07.08 at 7:36 pm

FABULOUS!!!!! MICE RULE

67 Rachel 12.07.08 at 7:46 pm

Gotta love all the teeny tiny mouse turds scattered amongst the course…=0p bleh! Probably the spoils of the previous mice who couldn’t conquer that event.

68 Brava97 12.07.08 at 7:48 pm

I squeed when he went through the coffee cup handles because I expected him to weave around the cups.

69 cachorro 12.07.08 at 8:08 pm

I like retro stuff-Anyone
remember “Mighty Mouse”?

70 berthaservant 12.07.08 at 8:08 pm

As I was watching, Bertha came in and started cooing at me and I said “Why can’t you do this?” and then she threw up a hairball.

Oh, mice. Is there anything that we can’t train you to do with just a wee bit of operant conditioning?

71 Molly 12.07.08 at 8:11 pm

Well, I’m fairly certain that that mouse is smarter than I am (and I know for sure that he’s cuter!). I’m seriously impressed.

72 skip 12.07.08 at 8:29 pm

Wow! I might have expected that of a rat but from a mouse that’s pretty impressive. I wonder how long it took to train the mouse to do it?

73 Patty P 12.07.08 at 8:33 pm

@lucy’s mommeh: Thanks!
*takes bow*

——-
This IS one of the bestest vids I’ve seen here so far. Me loves it. I am not afarid of mice or rats. I am more concerned about the disease that the wild ones carry, the damage they do inside the walls and attic, and the food they contaminate and destroy.

74 i_wuvs_puttins 12.07.08 at 8:37 pm

Aww, bless that little schmousie and give him a baby carrot dipped in peanut butter!

75 lisa 12.07.08 at 8:40 pm

This video should be posted again during a weekday when more people will be looking to kill a few minutes at work – this mouse deserves to be recognized by lots of admiring gawkers…

76 Jean-Marie 12.07.08 at 9:15 pm

Is that Mr Jingles from “The Green Mile’? I think it is.

77 MH 12.07.08 at 9:28 pm

How can people be afraid of such cute (and perhaps intelligent) creatures???

78 MelissaF 12.07.08 at 9:29 pm

That was amazing, but seriously, I think someone has a little bit too much time on their hands not only to train the mouse to do that, but also to build all of those little things out of cardboard! Hysterical.

79 Shadyman 12.07.08 at 9:36 pm

Definitely cute.

You could tell by the sheer amount of sniffing going on that he was following a trail of cheese, probably rubbed on the course in the path he was supposed to follow.

80 Theo 12.07.08 at 9:41 pm

DKNxnsox:
:-O 8-O 8-D

81 Juno 12.07.08 at 9:42 pm

MaryG, maybe you’re thinking of one of Howard Hanson’s symphonies (no. 2, I think). I too played it in junior symphony, and have always thought the two pieces sound remarkably alike. Kind of like Holst’s “The Planets” and the Star Wars music. John Williams is a rather shameless ‘borrower.’

82 Robert Wilson 12.07.08 at 9:43 pm

Wow, gold for sure. Or cheese. Do they have a Havarti medal at the olympics?

83 Theo 12.07.08 at 9:47 pm

Robert — http://www.wsu.edu/creamery/1flavors.html#cougargold

(I’ve had WSU cheese, it’s quite good)

84 binky-mama 12.07.08 at 10:21 pm

Anybody else get a leetle motion sickness in the begninning? :P

Seriously cute mouse- I love how he sometimes hesitates and looks around. “How much farther ees eet to the cheeze?” *whiskers twitch*

85 ratchic 12.08.08 at 12:41 am

Rodents are AWESOME! I Thank you for the shrill laughter I just had! I was actually ‘da da da” ing along with the music as the mouse was going through. Thrilling!

86 Jezebel 12.08.08 at 1:11 am

That’s nucking futs!

87 angel* 12.08.08 at 2:55 am

*uns-beleaves-ables*—>feel very dumb now

88 Ant 12.08.08 at 3:13 am
89 andrea 12.08.08 at 3:27 am

Are those little mouse poops? And are they art of the training? Like does he/she follow the scent?Incredible. I did not think it was going to be so well done, but this mouse does not disappoint!
He is better trained than my kids, fo’ sho!!

90 joey 12.08.08 at 4:11 am

i don’t think the mouse is really trained. its likely following a scent trail which is part of its problem with the round about portions.

91 michelle 12.08.08 at 4:18 am

Lol I thought about agility training my rats once but they ‘re so pushy about getting that treat NOW that I wasn’t able to teach them a single thing. Except maybe to “come.” I like how Mr. Mouse stops at each obstacle like “treat?..no? well maybe the next one then…” hehe

92 nakey 12.08.08 at 4:22 am

Thanks, Ant!!
I love how the mousey four-wheel-drive kicked in to get over the A-shaped obstacle.
“Can’t quite -ehn!- reach the next rung, so -ehn!- grab the edges and up I go!”

93 Rooanne 12.08.08 at 5:10 am

My first thought: this is amazing, and how did they do that?
My second thought (looking at all the cardboard obsticles): some people have too much time on their hands!

94 Amy Fearing 12.08.08 at 5:49 am

That was awesome! I hope the mouse got a treat afterward, and a sports massage! :)

95 gravyboat 12.08.08 at 11:09 am

Wow! Go mousey!

96 Barbarella von Fluffenstein 12.08.08 at 11:51 am

I have never seen anything like it. I still don´t believe. What a little guy!!!! :D

97 mberkie0 12.08.08 at 12:47 pm

@Rooanne: Took the words right out of my mouth! I was just going to post something like, “SOMEONE has too much time on their hands!” But I thought perhaps I could read all the posts before I did so, and I was right. When one thinks of the time spent not just training the mouse, but the time thinking up and creating the agility course….. Trainer might have discovered a cure for the common cold! *snerk*

98 sally-rah 12.08.08 at 12:51 pm

Michael Phelps my mouse butt!

99 Philip Dobson 12.08.08 at 1:35 pm

FAKE! You can see the wire. Poor thing, with it tied around his nose and everything. You should be ashamed.

100 Philip Dobson 12.08.08 at 1:39 pm

I did not make the comment above. There is no wire as can plainly be seen. No shame is required. Please ignore the previous commenter who is clearly just jealous of your lovely mouse and his l33t skillz.

[Noted & confirmed. The *fake* Philip is now banned. We don't tolerate identity theft, Peeps, not even of screen-name identities... - Ed.]

101 WannaSmile.com 12.08.08 at 7:57 pm

that. was. incredible. wow.

102 Kiragirl 12.08.08 at 9:43 pm

blair,
was that you? my husband, squeek, was so mad when I got home that night after scavening around town (!)
squeek

103 yumyumjanitor 12.08.08 at 10:01 pm

And to think people kill mice in traps. Sorry, had to.

104 Jezebel 12.09.08 at 12:48 am

I think this is how it went down: a person with saintly patience took the first obstacle and when the mouse did it he got a treat. Then said person put second obstacle after the first and when mousy pants did the first then the second one he got a treat. Repeat umpteen meelion times and voila genius status achieved. And thank goodness for people with time on their hands! Without them the world would be less fun! Maybe this mouse trainer person just doesn’t watch TV and applies their free time to something we all end up enjoying. Gosh, I am such a windbag today! Push me off my soapbox. Please help.

105 Jezebel 12.09.08 at 1:17 am

PS OMG one of those kittens on a leash has pink shoes and lipstick on!

106 Liz 12.09.08 at 1:49 am

That is, by far, the absolute best animal video ever.

107 Entropy's bitch 12.09.08 at 2:59 am

For the trying economical times, a demonstration of the book “Who the *(*F Moved My Damn Cheese?” Perseverence, let Mousie show you it.

108 anner 12.09.08 at 3:47 am

gasp. Gasp! GASP!!!

no. effing. way.

ok, i have to admit it. this rat-lover has NOT been giving mousies enough credit.

109 Pam 12.09.08 at 6:08 am

WEAVE POLES!!! They taught a mouse how to run freakin’ WEAVE POLES!!!

110 cachorro 12.09.08 at 6:28 am

treat,repeat treat,repeat
treat,repeat…I’m glad someone took the time to
train this mouse and share
with us. Maybe lots of laughs and cheer is socially-redeeming value.

111 Perry Noid 12.09.08 at 6:31 pm

I think this was mouse World Cup and not mouse Olympics. I definitely saw “The Hand of God.”

112 Mary 12.10.08 at 1:41 am

“I think this was mouse World Cup and not mouse Olympics. I definitely saw “The Hand of God.”

Perry Noid | Dec 09, 2008 at 10:31 AM.”

Even so, that was pretty darned awesome for a mouse!

113 spb 12.10.08 at 2:52 am

Ok, I have three comments:

1. Seriously, you coulduv at least shown us the awards ceremony! You know… where he gets cheezed or whatev. Come on! Don’t leave us hanging!

2. This mousy’s hooman:

a. has waaayyyy too much time on his/her hands

and/or

b. his/her life goal is to make a video of his/her mousy and get posted on CO

and/or

c. has a great deal of patience, a sense of humor, and a good time bonding with said mousy.

3. Great vid.

114 spb 12.10.08 at 2:54 am

Mousy: “Behavior Modification my arss! Ok, I’ll do it for the rewards, but in my own time! Don’t rush me!”

115 YourMother 12.10.08 at 8:39 am

Great Googlely Mooglely

116 little gator 12.10.08 at 3:47 pm

MOuse looked tired in the last third of the course.

if you follow the link somoene posted to the other video, check out that person’s youtube. Thery havfe one of the mousies at 4 weeks doing that same course, and apparently they use click45 training.

117 Shelly 12.11.08 at 12:26 am

I had to watch it twice before I noticed any mousie drops. The first time was all happy joy amazed clapping cheering. Then I read the comments. Watched again. Buzzkill. :(

118 Rod Wagoner 12.12.08 at 1:10 am

I sure hope he gets a treat after that workout!

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