Hey, Baby, You Like Fast Cars?

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on December 22, 2008

"… I thought we might drive up the coast highway, have some Kibble Parmesan at this little Italian place I know, then walk on the beach and watch the sun come up …"

We just need to stop at the store for fresh batteries first.

Sounds too good to be true, Cora N.

{ 28 comments }

1 chanpon 12.22.08 at 4:23 am

Little red corvette, baby you’re much too fast!

2 hamster-on-rye 12.22.08 at 4:25 am

car-envy dinner-envy
smooch-envy

3 Faye 12.22.08 at 4:25 am

Watch out for the pupperazzi.

4 totalee puppy 12.22.08 at 4:28 am

How can a guy with a curfew make any time?

5 cachorro 12.22.08 at 4:34 am

On my budget, it’s “Baby, you like fast food?”

6 Theo 12.22.08 at 4:44 am

Yeah, I hear that.

7 Boomer's Babysitter 12.22.08 at 4:58 am

Oooh, baby (puppy), I am SO THERE!!! 8-)

8 Amy R. 12.22.08 at 5:21 am

Am I the only one who could not tell what kind of animal that is until I read the comments and then looked again??

9 Rowan 12.22.08 at 6:24 am

I’ve never been one to be thrilled by cars much, except when they’re red. And a porsche is nice too.

Plus, the puppy and all. That’s the most persuasive point.

10 nismo 12.22.08 at 7:17 am

ooh, a battery-powered turbo 996, you lucky puppy you.

11 Theo 12.22.08 at 7:19 am

…even though it says “911″ on the door…

12 Gail (the first one) 12.22.08 at 10:40 am

@Amy R: Nope, you’re not the only one!! I wasn’t sure either.

Sure hope this really is a puppy and not a small adult dog, um, “compensating” for certain shortcomings.

13 holy cuteness 12.22.08 at 12:19 pm

Haha, too funny!

14 Theresa 12.22.08 at 12:32 pm

The sweetest little black blob. Go Speed Racer, go!

15 Cait 12.22.08 at 1:45 pm

Is that a dish towel back drop?

16 Hon Glad 12.22.08 at 2:04 pm

But Ladies, remember what a sports car is a substitute for!

17 gizmo 12.22.08 at 2:19 pm

Baby you can drive my car
Yes I’m gonna be a star
Baby you can drive my car
And maybe I’ll love you

Beep-beep-n-beep-beep. Yeah!

I told that girl I can start right away
When she said listen babe I got something to say
I got no car and it’s breaking my heart
But I’ve found a driver and that’s a start

18 totalee puppy 12.22.08 at 2:25 pm

Hey, KATRINA–Here’s wishing you a fast recovery from the severe cold. Please write when you feel like it…

19 ScoutsMom 12.22.08 at 3:22 pm

Oh No! Looks like a carjacking to me.

20 ThreeCatNight 12.22.08 at 5:15 pm

Baby, you can drive my car.
Guess I’m gonna be a star.
Baby, you can drive my car,
and maybe I love you.
Beep, beep, oh- beep, beep -
Yeah!

21 ThreeCatNight 12.22.08 at 5:23 pm

Oh, dang! Sorry to be redundant, gizmo! It was the first song that popped into MY head, too! (just realized it after the fact).
Well, at least we know who the Beatle lovers are!

22 berthservant 12.22.08 at 7:11 pm

You got a fast car
And I got a plan to get us out of here
I been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
We won’t have to drive too far
Just ‘cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living

Let’s go, dog. I’ll, uh, squish myself into the back seat I guess….

23 Rowan 12.22.08 at 8:04 pm

Hooray for Gizmo, Threecatnight, and (of course) Berthaservant for the appropriate soundtracks!
And yes, Gizmo, the Beatles fans are in the house! *Points at self*

24 Theo 12.23.08 at 3:58 am

Beep beep, beep beep, NOSE!

25 Redbone 12.23.08 at 4:58 pm

We all wanna be a cute superstar
And live large
Big house with 5 cars
You’re in charge

26 chanpon 12.23.08 at 5:56 pm

Prince gets no love, huh?

27 Theo 12.23.08 at 8:20 pm

Not until it’s a Corvette, Chanpon.

28 caroline 12.29.08 at 11:42 am

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