[Lightening-fast paws shuffling through files]
Let’s see… Horse Hustles, Elephant Extortion, Pyramid Poodle Products, Snake Swindle—I’m SHREDDING THEM ALL!
Dang, that Madoff thing runs deep, Glenna L.!
From the monthly archives: December 2008
Christmas Coma
December 26, 2008 By
"HONK-SHUUUUUU… HONK-SHUUUUUU…"
Jennifer L. provided us with a much-needed Christmas nap…
Christmas Wrap-up
December 25, 2008 By
…AND DID YOU GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?
"Oh, uh … yeah, it’s really, ah, practical. I’m sure I’ll get a lot of use out of it. Thanks!"
Milo Raincoat by kitralysis. Thaaaaaaanks.
Snow Day!
December 25, 2008 By
"Awesome! It snowed last night, and Dad just said that he heard on the radio that we don’t have Zoo today, yippeee! Hey, maybe we can go to the School and look at the baby humans."
La la la, I can’t hearrrr you!
December 24, 2008 By
No, literally. I have no ears.
Read more about this Bunneh Sans Ears over at The Telegraph. Thanks for listening, Sender-Inner Casey G.
And Our Winner Is…
December 24, 2008 By
Our latest quiz was a categorical success! And our winners, randomly selected, are Wylie and Betty M.! Congratulations, and we’ll be dropping your Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar down your chimney soon.
Now, the answers:
( G ) Where in California will you find Avalon? Answer: Santa Catalina Island
( E ) Who doesn’t belong on this list (and why)? Our preferred answer was Katharine Hepburn. All the others played characters with "cat" in their names (Cat Ballou, Catwoman, Maggie the Cat). However, many peeps found other equally accurate answers, which we accepted.
( H ) A ceramic cat with one raised paw is considered lucky in what country? Answer: Japan
( AL ) What comic strip character has a cat named Hot Dog? Answer: "Dennis the Menace" (AKA "Dennis" in the UK)
( SN ) In 2007, "Cinnamon" became the first cat to make what scientific contribution? Answer: Genome sequenced
( SL ) What board game features a boot, a bathtub, and a bowling ball? Answer: Mouse Trap
More cute ceramics at the Magic Ketchup blog.
“The sleigh is almost ready, Sir.”
December 24, 2008 By
"We’ve just got a few more tweaks to the hamster wheel and it should be running perfectly by tonight."
[practices turning nose red to light the way]
a.k.a. Santa and Mrs. Claws by Malingering, spotted by Philip P. >^•^<
Look, Just Give Them The Figgy Pudding Already!
December 24, 2008 By
For they won’t go until they get some, and you just know they’re going to sit there caroling all night until your ears fal-al-al-al-al-all right off. (Extortion, that’s what it is, pure and simple …)
Originally submitted by the fabulous Nancy! Yea, Nancy!
Always keep your ears at “10″ and “2″
December 24, 2008 By
All kitteh instructors agree: keep your ears at "10" and "2" for safe kittening.
If you don’t keep your ears in that posishe, you may LOSE ALL CONTROL OMG
Puhlease, wipe your mouf, Karen R.!
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