Band Practice is Canceled Again

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on December 19, 2008

"Don’t get me wrong, fellas, I really like the direction you’re taking here.  You’ve got a whole Counting-Crows-meet-The-Banana-Splits-with-a-hint-of-Philip-Glass thing going, and it’s very progressive, I respect that …"

(More like fingers-meet-ears-with-a-hint-of-cerebral-hemorrhaging, frankly.)

"… but darn the luck, I’m behind on my sleep, and I really need to get a few hours of catnapping in before bedtime, so if you could just close the door quietly on your way out, I’d really appreciate it, thanks."

(Works every time, heh, heh...)

That’s one pearl of wisdom, Jenna M.

{ 39 comments }

1 Theresa 12.19.08 at 2:22 pm

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock!
Oh, it’s Philip Glass!

2 ashagato 12.19.08 at 2:28 pm

hee hee!
i wanna be pearl right now………..zzzzzz

3 Hon Glad 12.19.08 at 2:37 pm

Drum Kit.

4 CoffeeCup 12.19.08 at 2:38 pm

I want to be honk-shuing right now… it’s rainy and gross outside and I’ve got to be out!

5 Brandi7920 12.19.08 at 2:43 pm

Hovertext made me LOL – seriously. hehe

6 260Oakley 12.19.08 at 2:50 pm

Cat’s dislike for crappy garage band is beyond measure. He’s complained to the staff. His disapproval has been noted.

7 BH 12.19.08 at 2:50 pm

The cutest thing about this is the blanket they put in the drum for the kitty to sleep on.

8 dr. e 12.19.08 at 2:51 pm

“Oh yeah, one more thing: More cowbell!”

9 blair 12.19.08 at 2:57 pm

we’ll see what happens when we crank the marshalls up to 11 and set the mice loose on the guitar…

10 Annie 12.19.08 at 3:16 pm

LOL I am with Bri I looked and went well there you go you can tell they are excellent Kitty Parents, they gave the furball his own little blanket in the Drum for maximum kitty comfort. ; )

11 c-urchin 12.19.08 at 3:18 pm

“a whole Counting-Crows-meet-The-Banana-Splits-with-a-hint-of-Philip-Glass thing…”

This actually sounds fantastic! I hope the kitty’s not a heavy sleeper, cos I really want to hear that now.

12 Carolyn J. 12.19.08 at 3:51 pm

Actually guys, they put stuff in the bottom of the drum to kill the reverb and deaden the sound. Kitty was just taking advantage of a serendipitously perfect lair.

13 mberkie0 12.19.08 at 3:51 pm

Query: Is that a bebeh kitteh on top of the mamah kitteh? Do I see tiny earses silhouetted in the mama’s Axis of Snorgling in pic#1? can someone find out? If that’s the case, then no wonder practice got canceled again! It’s Naptime!

14 anner 12.19.08 at 4:05 pm

aha! so i did NOT just imagine the Banana Splits!

15 bryn 12.19.08 at 4:05 pm

HAHAHAHA Theresa!!!

16 anner 12.19.08 at 4:05 pm

aha! so i did NOT just imagine the Banana Splits!

17 debg 12.19.08 at 4:17 pm

Hon Glad—heheheheh. I got it.

Anner, you did not imagine the Banana Splits. I saw them perform live when I was a kid, or so my parents say.

And I’ve long suspected that cats don’t really dig music. Mine never appreciate my singing.

18 pyrit 12.19.08 at 4:22 pm

Purr rum pa pum pum…

19 Theo 12.19.08 at 5:10 pm

Theresa — Theresa — Theresa — Theresa — Theresa — old chestnut LOL.

Hon Glad — ba dum *tssh*

2600 Oakley — kitty’s secretly in a Ramones cover band twice a month.

Dr. E — don’t fear the sleeper.

Blair — Pixar needs to do this. Or maybe Aardman.

C-Urchin — are you a QuestionableContent.net fan?

Pyrit — fur rump *tssh*

20 Theo 12.19.08 at 5:13 pm

PS — I am a rocker. I rock out.

21 Poohbear 12.19.08 at 5:14 pm

… purr rum pa pa pum!

Thanks for the cat carol, pyrit !

22 T.U.M. 12.19.08 at 6:17 pm

It’s nice to see that Pearl the Cat has humans who provide her with a personalized kitty condo.

23 Sprock 12.19.08 at 6:35 pm

What I wanna know: can Pearl Jam?

[She can do it ten times! - Ed.]

24 PJ 12.19.08 at 7:01 pm

She’s with the band, right? Their watch cat, oh yeah.

25 Rooanne 12.19.08 at 7:04 pm

Bannanna Splits???!!!!! weren’t they, like, animated or something??

26 Theo 12.19.08 at 8:38 pm

You’re thinking of the Gorillaz. ;)
http://www.gorillaz.com/Scene.php

27 berthaservant 12.19.08 at 10:43 pm

Ironically, the cat’s name is Zildjian.

28 chanpon 12.19.08 at 10:43 pm

One banana, two banana, three banana, four…

Banana Splits did have animated parts to their show (like Gulliver’s Travels), some mixed live and animated shows, (The Adventures of Huck Finn), and then comedy segments featuring the guys in animal costumes. I know – sounds completely redonk even as I write this up, and I used to love this show.

BTW, hope kitty doesn’t get a headache when he wakes up.

29 Boomer's Babysitter 12.19.08 at 11:13 pm

I’ve heard OF the Banana Splits, but I don’t know if I’ve ever heard them… now I’m curious.

30 Not That Mike The Other Mike 12.19.08 at 11:29 pm

@Boomer’s Babysitter: Hanna-Barbera did release an album of music used on “The Banana Splits.” Much of it was re-released in 1995 on an limited-edition album titled “We’re the Banana Splits/Here Come the Beagles.”

http://www.answers.com/topic/we-re-the-banana-splits-here-come-the-beagles

31 berthaservant 12.19.08 at 11:37 pm

Banana Splits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2se2I70CJ0

Designed for 9 year old minds in the late 1960s by the good folks at Hanna-Barbara and the psychedelically disturbing Sid and Marty Krofft. You have been warned.

[That... was HORRIFFIC. And pixellated. It goes a long way toward explaining Barney and Teletubbies, too... - Ed.]

32 LisaHoneychan 12.20.08 at 3:16 am

The Bannana Splits were THE BEST ever! Totally cracked-out, 1970’s perfect drug-induced child-scaring goodness.
They still run old episodes on the Boomerang channel, super late-night. Great for laughs, as it’s just SOO 70’s.

I personally loved Adventure Island, with super-young and super cute Jan-Michael Vincent. Hubba-hubba! The 2 Muskateers cartoon was a hoot, as well.

33 totalee puppy 12.20.08 at 4:11 am

Good times!

34 totalee puppy 12.20.08 at 4:33 am

“The kitteh of the band is tired,
and his eyes are growing dim,
now he’s sleeping in his
instrument,
there ain’t no one just like him…
My life has been a poor attempt…
to understand his ways…
I dream that I’m an instrument that the rockin’
kitteh plays…

35 Theresa 12.20.08 at 1:05 pm

The real measure of the Splits influence– notice that that “Tra-la la” tune is the SAME TUNE as the chorus of “Buffalo Soldiers.”

36 Northern Tigress 12.20.08 at 4:01 pm

I love the “Don’t even think about it” expression on kitty’s face in the first pic. tee hee!

37 Theo 12.20.08 at 5:31 pm

Theresa, I has a skeptical.

38 Theresa 12.20.08 at 9:40 pm

(throwing hands in the air) Hey, just listen to them. ;)
Yoyoyo
Yoyoyoyo

39 Annie 12.21.08 at 6:15 pm

Eeeek Now I am remembering this show… and Bertha servant… the ear worm. How could you ; )

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