Hey, Baby, You Like Fast Cars?

"… I thought we might drive up the coast highway, have some Kibble Parmesan at this little Italian place I know, then walk on the beach and watch the sun come up …"

We just need to stop at the store for fresh batteries first.

Sounds too good to be true, Cora N.



  1. Little red corvette, baby you’re much too fast!

  2. hamster-on-rye says:

    car-envy dinner-envy

  3. Watch out for the pupperazzi.

  4. totalee puppy says:

    How can a guy with a curfew make any time?

  5. On my budget, it’s “Baby, you like fast food?”

  6. Yeah, I hear that.

  7. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Oooh, baby (puppy), I am SO THERE!!! 😎

  8. Am I the only one who could not tell what kind of animal that is until I read the comments and then looked again??

  9. I’ve never been one to be thrilled by cars much, except when they’re red. And a porsche is nice too.

    Plus, the puppy and all. That’s the most persuasive point.

  10. ooh, a battery-powered turbo 996, you lucky puppy you.

  11. …even though it says “911” on the door…

  12. Gail (the first one) says:

    @Amy R: Nope, you’re not the only one!! I wasn’t sure either.

    Sure hope this really is a puppy and not a small adult dog, um, “compensating” for certain shortcomings.

  13. Haha, too funny!

  14. The sweetest little black blob. Go Speed Racer, go!

  15. Is that a dish towel back drop?

  16. But Ladies, remember what a sports car is a substitute for!

  17. Baby you can drive my car
    Yes I’m gonna be a star
    Baby you can drive my car
    And maybe I’ll love you

    Beep-beep-n-beep-beep. Yeah!

    I told that girl I can start right away
    When she said listen babe I got something to say
    I got no car and it’s breaking my heart
    But I’ve found a driver and that’s a start

  18. totalee puppy says:

    Hey, KATRINA–Here’s wishing you a fast recovery from the severe cold. Please write when you feel like it…

  19. Oh No! Looks like a carjacking to me.

  20. ThreeCatNight says:

    Baby, you can drive my car.
    Guess I’m gonna be a star.
    Baby, you can drive my car,
    and maybe I love you.
    Beep, beep, oh- beep, beep –

  21. ThreeCatNight says:

    Oh, dang! Sorry to be redundant, gizmo! It was the first song that popped into MY head, too! (just realized it after the fact).
    Well, at least we know who the Beatle lovers are!

  22. berthservant says:

    You got a fast car
    And I got a plan to get us out of here
    I been working at the convenience store
    Managed to save just a little bit of money
    We won’t have to drive too far
    Just ‘cross the border and into the city
    You and I can both get jobs
    And finally see what it means to be living

    Let’s go, dog. I’ll, uh, squish myself into the back seat I guess….

  23. Hooray for Gizmo, Threecatnight, and (of course) Berthaservant for the appropriate soundtracks!
    And yes, Gizmo, the Beatles fans are in the house! *Points at self*

  24. Beep beep, beep beep, NOSE!

  25. We all wanna be a cute superstar
    And live large
    Big house with 5 cars
    You’re in charge

  26. Prince gets no love, huh?

  27. Not until it’s a Corvette, Chanpon.