Little Bo Peep Gets Pwned

LBP:  HAI GUISE!  im LilBoPeep and im lukin 4 my sheep.  U d00dz seen sheep?
Dog1: ZOMG no wai I havnt seen ur stoopid sheep
Dog2: Baaaaaaaa GTFO n00b!
LBP:  whatevs, l8r lusers

You owe me, pal.

Took me a second to spot it, Paige K.

[This morning's post brought to you by chat rooms, texting, the violent death of all civilized language, and by the number 1337... - Ed.]

57 comments … read them below or add one

  1. cellarmouse says:

    LOL

  2. Linda R--SF says:

    “And the pit mix shall lay down with the Lamb….”

    Peaceful Advent, all.

  3. Christina says:

    Hahaha, what an accurate chat experience. Cute sleepy pup and lamb also qualify as matchingks, no?

  4. Theo says:

    Sure, what the heck, updating…

  5. Dan says:

    Horrible attempt at leetspeak?

  6. Theo says:

    There’s such thing as a GOOD attempt at leetspeak??

  7. meh says:

    Haha, should have used “Teats or GTFO” for the lamby :) Anyway, adorable!

  8. Decca says:

    I am so proud of myself! The only word I understood in that entire exchange was “sheep.” Yay! I’m literate!

  9. pyrit says:

    Lurve der lertsperk! Gertta lerve der lertsperk!

    Srsly, I told someone once that my password was (a buncha numbers), and they gave me the awesomest most horrified look! That’s when I knew, I lerve der lertsperk!

    I didn’t know Woolworths had a pet department!

  10. derz says:

    hm. some how l337 sp34k always makes me think of WoW chat……. and 12 yr old kids trying to act “tough”

  11. BabyOpossum says:

    Does anyone else have the urge to spoon the lambie?

  12. katybug says:

    it’s like those worksheets they give little kids: what’s wrong with this picture?

  13. notsoadvent and a lil h4rD(0r3 says:

    Little Bo Peep: HI GUYS! I am Little Bo Peep and I am looking for my sheep. So guys have you seen my sheep?
    Dog1: Oh my God, no way, I have not seen your silly sheep.
    Dog2: Baaaaaaaa *cough pause* Go f*** yourself greenhorn.
    Little Bo Peep: Whatever! Later losers.

    OUCH. The cute is mean.

  14. chanpon says:

    Who knew lambies make little swirls when they sleep too? *sigh*

  15. Theo says:

    Pyrit, Coach Z is *not* teh l33t. ;)

  16. Pheas says:

    Way to pull the wool over her eyes, Dogs 1 and 2! I sure ram impressed.

  17. cachorro says:

    I knew this was NTMTOM–good reading (some of it I understood)! yay Linda R.–SF–yay pyrit.

  18. Jezebel says:

    This post gave me a brain cramp!

  19. Woogiesmama says:

    Yah, another vicious pit bull… just waiting to share their bed with a lamby-pie.

  20. pyrit says:

    Shshshsh, ert’s a sercret kerd, man, yer gervin’ ert erway!
    We’re gernna nerd a new coerde!
    Mert me at der treefert!

  21. T.L. says:

    Did someone say leetspeak??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A

  22. Theo says:

    Pyrert, arr tree ferts green house gerses? Thyat’d be orful!

  23. pyrit says:

    Erps. I spelled “code” 2 different ways. Ha!

  24. cachorro says:

    notsoadvent: These work:
    Hi guys, OMG, and Later losers (thanks for the last one).

  25. pyrit says:

    Teho – If a tree ferts in the ferrest, and ders noone der to hear it, does it still break wind?

  26. SoCalSis says:

    T.L.— I was Totally ROFLMAOing! That was hysterical.

  27. Jezebel says:

    Oh, I think I just had an aneuryism…

  28. nakey says:

    Ha ha haaaz!

  29. rachsne says:

    ummm…lamb-tocks anyone?!

  30. skip says:

    Wow, I had to look closely to figure out what it was! I want a lamb now.

  31. berthaservant says:

    I had to take some time to decode everything, then transpose it to the picture and try to put the story together in me head, an altogether cerebral as well as entertaining experience.

    It’s the mixture of letters and numbers that I find most curious.

    Nice job Tom!

  32. Annie says:

    LOL at Pyrit and I was looking all over the back ground of that picture thinking I don’t get it where’s the lamb and all of a sudden whammo there it was right in my face
    LOL obvious 14m6y pwnage

  33. paulajeanne says:

    Not too apt with lolspeak: what does “pwned” mean?

  34. DumBunny says:

    Ok, The granny needs to know, what does 1337 mean?

  35. PH says:

    SECOND dog? WHAT second dog? Why can’t I see it?
    Somebody he’p me, pleeze!

  36. Jezebel says:

    DumBunny thanks for asking that question–I just couldn’t!

  37. idiolect says:

    I have to tell you guys, as a total aside — every time I see NTMTOM I “read” it in my head as “NOM TOM.”

  38. the other Brenda says:

    I want to spoon them BOTH.

  39. Theo says:

    Idiolect — you’re not alone.

  40. Christina says:

    I’m worse. I just see NOM NOM.

  41. Theo says:

    This is how the whole “Teho” thing got started, y’know.

    Truant lambs. Yep.

  42. Faye says:

    So almost matchings. So want to curl up in the middle.

  43. Kimski says:

    They are sharing the cushion! Can we have a category for sharinks?

  44. Patty P says:

    @DumBunny & Jezebel: read here:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=leet+speak

    @Paulajean: read here:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned

    @idiolect: I always read it as NOM TOM too. Who is Tom and why should we nom on him?

  45. Redbone says:

    That herdeeherdeeher speak reads like Coach Z.

    I wonder if the lamb follows the pit bull around? Or if the pit teaches the lamb how to be dominating and formidable? A pit lamb, if you will?

  46. blair says:

    d3345

    if you type that into your pocket calculator and turn it upside down you know what it spellz?

    pwnmd!

  47. claudia says:

    I couldn’t understand a freaking thing that was written lol

    On the flip side, cute pict ;)

  48. Martha in Washington says:

    I’m so glad to see that I wasn’t the only one who had a hard time reading the post. I was afraid I was old or something…

  49. Meredith says:

    Aww. I want to squeeze the little sheepie and bury my face in her side. Damn wool allergies.

    I need to show my husband this. More proof that lambs are not for eating.

  50. unci says:

    Einsdreidreisieben!

  51. Loris says:

    LOL wut?! D00dz, ur Teh Cutezorz!!1!

  52. angel* says:

    k Ed is crazy with his Spork talk- but as for puppeh and lamb, anerable late-afternoon nap. *bleen*

    [Sporks?? http://teho.vox.com/library/post/titanium-sporks.html - Ed.]

  53. starling says:

    I have a leetspeak generator for Firefox. Although the dialectizer is great too:

    http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

    Fry mah hide!

  54. Hon Glad says:

    I’m quite happy in my ignorance of leet speak.

  55. audii says:

    leetspeak is teh r0x0rs!!1!! WoW is teh r0x0rs. Don’t be dissin’ teh WoW.

    [Suddenly I feel like dissin' teh WoW. I can't explain it. - Ed.]

    Srsly, that pic is adorable. Gotta love that little lamb.

  56. marsheeeee says:

    huh????

    (Yes I’m old and I freely admit it.)

  57. jen says:

    this reminds me, i gotta log on and play world of warcraft.

    “pwn” was a misspelling of “own” as in “i own your ass” in the gaming world but the typo caught on and is now used as is.

    great pic! almost missed the lamby-lamb.

    ~lvl 80 epic’ed out, leet sauce MM hunter, sen’jin server.