If Salvador Dali Designed Livestock

"… and I’m going to title this one The Persistence of Moo-mory, just as soon as I can figure out how to drape it over a tree branch."

I CAN HAZ SURREALIZM?

Wow, Morgan R., it’s like … deep and stuff.

54 comments … read them below or add one

  1. pyrit says:

    Zort!

  2. Jezebel says:

    What the…

  3. Capt' Tightpants says:

    Maybe he’s trying to get that Polka station to come in more clearly?

  4. T.U.M.t says:

    OK, NOMTOM is now seriously rivaling Meg in the hovertext department.

  5. Hon Glad says:

    This is the cow with the crumpled horn.
    That tossed the dog that worried the Cat.
    That killed the rat that ate the malt.
    That lay in the house that Jack built.

  6. Theresa says:

    This is for improved scratchingks access.

  7. In Awwwe says:

    Now I totally want to bust into my art history final… Look my professor dead in the eye … And say, “I CAN HAZ SURREALIZM!”

  8. bruce norelan says:

    ying yang cow lol

  9. Noelle says:

    Ummm..that scared me a little! I’m gonna go hide under my desk now.

  10. ThreeCatNight says:

    One horn points towards Heaven, the other points Earthward; possibly a Buddhist bovine?

  11. BeckyMonster says:

    I can gore people from both directions!! SCORE! Pamplona here I come!

  12. claudia says:

    My neck hurts trying to get an even look at this fella.

  13. Caitlin says:

    awww, fuzzy cow! I don’t care if his horns are weird… he’s cute :D

  14. cath says:

    Eyes half-closed, (s)he is clearly going in for a kiss.

    MMMMMMWAHH!

  15. jen says:

    not a little one i might hug, but cool horns going in different directions.. must be great for getting that hard to get itch:)))

  16. jayjay says:

    ThreeCatNight: Perhaps you mean Sufi bovine, as in whirling dervish?

  17. kbo says:

    How about Picasso:

    Les Demoooselles d’Avignon
    Three Moo-sicians
    Guernsey-nica

    OK, that last one was REALLY a stretch.

    (“Persistense of Moo-mory” – fantastic!)

  18. ThreeCatNight says:

    @jayjay -

    No, I didn’t think of Sufi dervishes. What I was referencing was several statues of Buddha that I’ve seen, with one hand cupped facing upward, to symbolize the spiritual tie, and the other hand facing downward on Buddha’s lap, symbolizing the earthly side of humankind.

  19. toto says:

    very nice

  20. Lucy says:

    I want to hug the fuzzy cow! Such underappreciated animals, and not mean (only if caged up and/or their “privates” are tied up like in rodeos- I’d be angry, too)!

  21. jayjay says:

    ThreeCatNight:
    No, you’re right.
    And I guess bovs are more Buddhist than Sufi, what with their being vegans and all, when they’re not being driven mad, that is.

  22. Katrina says:

    How do big bovines stand on those tiny feet/ how does all that weight get distributed to those tiny hooves and oh, right, one in each corner….

  23. Daytime Deb says:

    It must be really hard to get fitted for a hat.

  24. J. Bo says:

    “No, I didn’t say ‘Mad Cow,’ I said ‘CRAZY Cow’!”

  25. Theo says:
  26. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    I wondered what I was going to get when I clicked on the CO link this morning. I used to be a huge Dali fan, but I’ve sort of branched out to other artists… And this bovine is doing a bit of “branching out” as well, it appears. As a semi-related aside, I am told that as a little kid I saw a cow whose horns were not docked, as is frequently done on dairies, and proclaimed loudly, “Look! A horny cow!” I just couldn’t understand why all the grownups were having fits of apoplexy all of a sudden…

  27. Theresa says:

    Why do cows have bells?
    Because the horns don’t work! Ba-dum-cha!

  28. Katrina says:

    Erebella-are you there Erebella? Hoot! Come on ouuuuut to comment!

    Theresa-where go generals keep their armies?

  29. Theresa says:

    Up their little sleevies! BAM!

  30. Lerrinus says:

    I’m a little teapot, short and stout,
    here the hay goes in and there the milk comes out! :-P

  31. Lady Ann says:

    That was SOME party!

  32. Theo says:

    Whoa, I missed KBO’s groaners. Guernsey-nica… teh owch.

  33. Katrina says:

    pa-DUm-pump-swish. “You can always count on the cheap seats.”

  34. I believe this is also the star of Dali’s well known collaboration with film direction Luis Bunuel, entitled “Un Chien Anda-moo.”

  35. Eek..film DIRECTOR (and well-known should be hyphenated). I can haz Ph.D.?

  36. cath says:

    Theo: Those doggies made me think of “Lost Highway.” EEK!

  37. eikoleigh says:

    It’s dizzying…ooh, the swirling horns. So weird and so cool….

  38. Mary (the first) says:

    Has no one realized this cow has seen the post of the bison a day or so ago .. and is trying to kiss him back? I think they are meant for each other!! What adorabuhls bebehs they would have!!

  39. Theo says:

    For the last time, Mary, there will be NO C.O. DATING SERVICE!
    Probably.

  40. kbo says:

    Yes, Theo, I am still reeling from my own shamelessness of even TYPING “Guernsey-nica”, it’s so very very horrible. Monstrous. I will try to control myself in the future.

  41. Paunchie says:

    Tewtally wants a bison kiss. Or some grraaains!

  42. Allison says:

    Closed eyed sniffing – so cute!

    (And LOL Paunchie – “grraaains”)

  43. mebythesea says:

    awwwwwwww….I wanna smooch his fuzzie-wuzzie, not so wittle noggin…what a cutie!!

  44. Aleesha Nicole says:

    This post helped me pass my final for Art Appreciation!!!
    The Persistence of Memory was actually on my test and this vision of a giant cow came into my head. Saved by the cow!

    :D

  45. Gail (the first one) says:

    @kbo: Oh, I *liked* “Guernsey-nica” BEST!!!!!

  46. Carmen says:

    Great Dali reference NTMTOM!

  47. MOO! says:

    This picture gets weirder every time I look at it. It’s a giant head, wearing a butt as a hat, on two tiny legs…

  48. Theo says:

    Um yeah, that’d be weird all right.

  49. totalee puppy says:

    “Guernsey-nica” works for me! (as if I knew anything…)

  50. catvicc4r says:

    Maybe just me, but reminds me of the plastic monkeys in the “Barrel of Monkeys” game we had as kids: http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/BarrelOfMonkeys2.jpg

  51. Theo says:

    You know, you’re right. It’s the arms/horns.
    I wonder how long a cowchain you could make?

  52. cachorro says:

    “Une Vache Anda-Lieu”

  53. Melvin says:

    fart

  54. Lerrinus says:

    Hey, I remember that too, catvicc4r, good memories!