This one-day-old baby Capuchin monkeh is all:
"It is ENTIRELY too bright out here! Turn out the lights! Get me a sleep mask, SOMETHING! OMG PEOPLE!"
Freshly-borned Capuchin is a skosh grumpy
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Blessed be,
Little capuchin
Evidently
Expects
Night!
This looks like a picture of an old timey actor but I have to find it.
[You're skipping whole words, smart-aleck... - Ed.]
OMG! that’s how I feel most mornings! It’s much cuter on him though.
Drawn fo The Simpsons, perhaps? cutie pie.
I’ve had tough day. I’m going sleepinks.
LOL! I feel like this (and probably look like it, too) every morning!
Berthaservant, he definitely looks like he’s having a bitter beer face!
Oh my gosh! What a squish face!
That is the grumpiest little beastie I’ve ever seen.
OMG, bitter beer face! I remember that! LOL Poor little baby looks so uncomfortable. It needs to cling to momma’s belly instead and keep out of the sun.
that little face is so expressive that I really do want to rush in and give the poor thing a sleep mask.
oh mannnnnnnnn what an adorable widdle munkybutt… I would snorgle it if the mama got tired.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD!!
I swear, he looks JUST like my Grandpa did without his glasses or dentures!
Now I see where I get my munkyface from!
LOL looks just like my hubby. Only cuter. Wants to snuggle poor baby.
The Grinch in infancy — before he turned green.
[and as we well know, it's not easy being green... - Ed.]
Ahh! It’s like a cute monkey body with an old man face!
AWWWWWWW. What could the little grump be dreaming about?
“Aw, Mom, gimme five more minutes! C’mon, it’s Saturday!”
Nah, (s)he’s just a bit gassy.
One good blast (out of whichever end) will sort that right out.
Then, all smiles, I’m certain.
Definite old man mouf !!
Still all puffy from birth!
lawlomg that is so me before my coffee.
Looks like the mom just picked this one up from his weekly disapproval lessons with the local bun.
within that woman’s pics I found this… wow. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeankern/207852234/in/photostream/
Looks like Little Foot’s grandpa from The Land Before Time (or, The Series That Will Not End Before Time Does).
Looks like Edward G. Robinson with constipation.
(I’ve actually seen old guys that look like this sitting on park benches. Just shove a cigar in the side of his mouth, and put a well-worn cabbie’s hat on his head, and voila! Instant crabby oldster!)
Oh, noes! Poor little fella, I will shade you.
I love the pouty mouf!
the caption and hover text seriously made me lol.
which i really needed after today’s meeting…
dang accounting standards… grumble…
Is Larry King?
I don’t thiiiiiink it was ready to come out yet…
Do you see suspenders?
Looks like Joe Lieberman’s floppy face
Me before coffee.
Awwwww! Poor bebeh! In need of a sunbonnet stat!
That must be how I look when I have a migraine. Way too sensitive to light, sound, touch, etc… Hope this little guy’s head doesn’t hurt. Do monkeys get headaches??? Nah, on second thought I think it’s just grumpy from being out of momma’s warm, comfy belly.
Looks like one of those “celebrities without their makeup” pictures from the tabs.
Which celeb is it, though?
Looks like one of those “celebs without their makeup” photos from the tabs.
Which celeb, though?
Oh, ThreeCatNight, you beat me to it! I was going to say Edward G. Robinson. Darn.
Actually there’s a bit of angry Calvin face there, too. Definitely one cheesed off little minkey!
Mom needs a parasol to keep the sun off him.
Eem-possibly cute two last postingks. Just right for bedtime.
And yes, I think it’s Edward G. Robinson you’re thinking of, B’servant :
http://www.isastaffing.com/zoom.cfm?gid=12
at Bservant HEheheheh you are just too clever…. I like your sneakiness. Evil Finger Tenting….
I have Plots and Plans
Okay clicky the link from Trisha So funny and cute!!!
It’s baby Ernest Borgnine.
Can’t believe that’s my first comment after years of lurking, but…there it is.
Ernest Borgnine.
Too much blood in my caffeine system!!!!!
Awwww, poor baby! Way too much of the sunshiny for widdle one. Here sweetie, [pops umbrella open over him and gives mom the handle to hold].
This is the exact face my 3 week old daughter makes when she doesn’t want to wake up. *squee*
I wish we had a Mr. McGrumpyPants Xtreme Close up!!
Welcome, Art Prof! Some cute critter always pulls in the lurkers eventually. Now that the ice is broken, prepare to find youself squeee-ing.. when the time is right…
He’s trying to imitate Dubya or Darth Cheney or both simultaneously
OMG!!
It’s like looking in the mirror in the morning!!
*going to check to see if CO put a camera behind my bathroom mirror*
Scarey.
Someone mentioned The Simpsons… looks like Grandpa Simpson to me
But WAY cuter!
Grandpa Simpson reincarnated as a wee grumpy monkey!
OMG!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
“Freshly-borned!”
I just want to mush his face to see if it could get just a liiitle bit mushier.
’tis the curious case of benjamin button! Monkey version! :3
True story, I went to Capuchino High School. Our mascot was a mustang. Being a natural-born troublemaker I started a petition to get our mascot changed to the monkey, which I thought made more sense with our school name. I failed. I still think the Fighting Capuchino Monkeys would have rocked!
That sweet little prune-face says, “Make it go away!”
I never believed in reincarnation until now! That’s my grandpa!
excuse me.
but can anyone tell me what rules of cuteness this winston churchhill of the primate world follows? cause i aint seeing it.
Hey–That baby monkey stole my morning face.
I seriously have seen leetle babbies who look like that when they are really sleeping hard. Especially one in particular who was a preemie.
I just think that baby is cute. I want to hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
I’m a little rusty on the rules, joey, but I’m thinking it’s something like “it’s so ugly it’s cute” rule.
Is not ripe yet.
Everyone should look at that Flickr photostream – some AMAZING pics of babeh monkehs and a teeny giraffe dude!
Joey: 2, 7, and 24.
Who’d a thunk it – looks like a human baby. Oh the irony!
Wait… 24??? I don’t see any suction cuppage anywhere!
Joey – definitely doing a “mimicking humans” there.
OMG smooshy faaaace! *smushes the smooshy face*
He’s all “Ya dern kids, git offa mah lawn!” *shaking tiny cane”
omg he looks like Joe Lieberman
[Droopy Dog] You know what? That makes me mad. [/Droopy Dog]
@Anon – he’s definitely getting good grades at disapproval school!
OMG he is just too cute. He looks like my son used to, when he was freshly borned and found it too bright in the room.
I opened this at work and all I could do was giggle helplessly. Priceless.
My coworkers were curious and when they saw it we all had a group squee.
However, I have the uncomfortable feeling that this is what I look like when I first get up in the morning.
He looks like LARRY KING to me.
Me…all out of Diet Pepsi…only widdle and cuter…
Did somebody say “bleen”?
heart, love, smile
looks like somebody had too much wine last night…
Good grief. So capuchins are giving birth to south Florida retirees now, huh?
“Oi, it’s so bright out heah! Moitle, find my sunglasses and the zinc oxide cream, it’s gonna be a scorchah taday!”
spb, how else do you think he’s hanging on there like that? Obviously it’s suction cups, duh.
Take a look at the other shots on the link — his scrunched-up face is all red like a tomato — even better.
Must be before the 1st cup of morning coffee?
OMG! The *cute* is barely bearable!!!
Winston Churchill with out his teeth in.
That is EXACTLY how I felt this morning.
I suspect it is how I will feel tomorrow morning.
Somehow my soul has been externalised as a little monkey. I think J. Sheridan LeFanu wrote a spooky story about that once, called ‘Green Tea.’
Mr. Capush looks like Ed Asner without teef (remember “Lou Grant” anyone?).
“I WANNA GO BACK IN!!”
Hee hee. He looks grumpy, but I bet he’s actually super-cozy and satisfied right now.
Hey, here’s a question for die-hard CO fans. There used to be this advertiser in the left-hand ad bar that sold hippie-style clothes, but I can’t remember their name. Does anyone know who I mean and remember their name? Thanks!
Wolfie
It’s Benjamin Button!
I just woke up. This is how I feel. RIGHT NOW. I’m feeling grinchy. I need coffee.
Who’s a fussy monkey baby?
Crying all day long,
Who’s a fussy monkey baby?
Not even smiling for a song?
/I’ve been working on the railroad
My first thought was that he looks like Yoda, but now I agree with those of you who said Edward G. Robinson….”Yah!..yah!..”
I don’t imagine I look much different in the morning.
Every time I see this little scrap, I bust out laughing.
It’s not quite the angry Calvin I was looking for, but it’s close. Top right picture:
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc81/joebud512/calvin_hobbes.jpg
Separated at birth:
Grumpeh bebeh monkeh…and Grandpa Simpson.
Whew! I am going to be laughing about this for a couple of days!
Outing m’self as a New Yorker, but the monkey bebe’s expression looks to me like Eliot Spitzer’s muppet face at his press conference of shame:
http://circushour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/spitzeru.jpg
He does look exactly like my brother did when he was brought home from the hospital.
@Kate: LOL! “Press conference of shame!” Gawd!
How’d he do that face?! No wonder he was such a babe-magnet!
Little monkster is much CUTER, actually.
That is frackin adorable! All grumpy old man smooshed face… poor wittle baby!
Geez i love you guys! I’ve been a lurker, but I’ve been set free! All the cuties and you all make me laugh every single day!
Come over to the Qte, Skeezer– we have pudding!
Welcome Skeezer – as a former lurker I know how you feel! I went from: these people are crazy, but the pics are cute, to well, maybe not so crazy, just a little obesessed, to – oh what the heck. It’s all Qte. A celebration of life in all it’s wonderful forms……
)
Oh and I KNOW I look like this when I wake up. I’ve seen a photo
oh well.
@Wolfie: Maybe either http://www.modcloth.com
or
http://www.shanalogic.com
Gail, thanks so much for your reply! I don’t believe it was either of those, sadly (unless they’ve dramatically changed their site). I’m pretty sure there was “nomad” or “gypsy” or “hippie” in the name… I’ve been racking my brain for the name for two days, argh! How does a girl deal with the frustration? Why, come look at cute pics here, natch!
Thanks again for taking the time to answer!
Wolfie, there was that Horse one… Two Horse Shy? One Horse Shy? But it was T-shirts…
Maybe you could think about the last time you saw the ad, then go to archive.org and see if the ad is there around that time?
wolfie, HippyChixShop.com
Was that it?
YES!!! THank you so much, Junior!! *big hug*
Ahhhh. Finally, relief, LOL!
Fussy but oh so cute – here lil love – c’mon over here to Auntie for a snuggle
Patti
@Wolfie: I knew there was another one, but I couldn’t think of it!! Glad Junior came up with it!
Reminds me of the old adage that all babies look like Winston Churchill.
He really looks like he has some serious gas.
Gollum.
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