Friends, are you looking for an exotic pet for your family, but those sky-high pet store prices have you settling for hamsters? Then bring the kids down to Crazy Ernie’s Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse and select from dozens of one-of-a-kind irregular and discontinued pets, all with a 30-day guarantee! You’ll find deals like this feller here — now, I don’t know how they did it, but they managed to get his head on sideways. It don’t bother him none; he gets around just fine, and he’s yours for 70% off the pet store price! Hurry down now, and I’ll throw in a starter pack of six-legged mice absolutely free!
This is the coolest idea since pet conversions, Johanna S.