Warshing mini Shrek ears

by Meg on November 7, 2008

Thanks to all Peeps in the Comments and Theo who suggested this one…

{ 134 comments }

1 Theo 11.07.08 at 10:09 pm

*bloop*.

2 Theo 11.07.08 at 10:10 pm

(I’m sure you’ll note what I did NOT say.)

3 Blyhagd 11.07.08 at 10:15 pm

Theo, I believe that’s cheating.

4 snuh 11.07.08 at 10:16 pm

OMG is that a baby pygmy hippo? ME WANTY. i keep rewinding the parts where his little ears flicker!

blorp!

5 DKN 11.07.08 at 10:17 pm

Oh MY! The ear flickings!

*SPLODE*

6 Wombats 11.07.08 at 10:18 pm

OMG!!1! Man..I’m in the wrong business!

7 Deckard Canine 11.07.08 at 10:19 pm

The perfect combination of ugly and adorable.

8 holligans 11.07.08 at 10:20 pm

Yeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

How on EARTH are those women silently washing him/her??? There should be massive amounts of squee-ing, bathy-bath sounds, scubbity-ubbity-chubbity commentary, etc. They are…stoic! [and lucky!!!]

9 Theo 11.07.08 at 10:20 pm

Snuh — uhmm, yeah. That’s what I meant to say. *blorp*

Blyhagd — it’s called “privilege”. ;) I very rarely indulge, but hey, it’s Friday.

10 boaks 11.07.08 at 10:21 pm

SO TINY!
DO WANT!

11 holligans 11.07.08 at 10:21 pm

er, that’s scrubbity, sorry…

12 warrior rabbit 11.07.08 at 10:24 pm

Ahh, I saw this on CNN a while ago. Too ka-yoot! I want one now. Maybe we can get one in the White House? I’m sure they’re hippoallergenic.

13 Mags 11.07.08 at 10:25 pm

HOUSE HIPPO!!!!!!!!!! I neeeeeed you, house hippo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

14 berthaservant 11.07.08 at 10:27 pm

I lurve it when Meg says “warsh.”

15 Tori 11.07.08 at 10:28 pm

I normally have pretty good self-control, but I let out an involuntary “ohmigawd!!!” it was so cute. thank heavens the roommates weren’t here.

16 gilt 11.07.08 at 10:29 pm

I want a hippopotamus for christmas… only a baby hippo will dooooo

17 emudoug 11.07.08 at 10:30 pm

While hippos are pretty scary as adults, this little thing is super duper cute! to the max!

18 Pea 11.07.08 at 10:31 pm

What the heck is that mini-hippo-piggy-animal of cuteness? Can I have one?

19 fish eye no miko 11.07.08 at 10:32 pm

Aw, babeh blorp!

20 Theo 11.07.08 at 10:32 pm
21 harlemgrrl 11.07.08 at 10:33 pm

aww… who’s little?

22 jmuhj 11.07.08 at 10:40 pm

And if you love this little guy, be sure and check out “JESSICA THE HIPPO” on Animal Planet sometime. *SQUEEEEEEEEEE*

23 doafy 11.07.08 at 10:43 pm

But is it blowing bubbles and wiggling its ears?

24 Michele 11.07.08 at 10:44 pm

its hard to believe that in a year or so, this little bebeh could rip your face off!!! :) Its anerable while it lasts (lurving the ear twitchinks)

25 Kelly 11.07.08 at 10:46 pm

House Hippo!! House Hippo!!! House Hippo!!!!!

26 Jezebel 11.07.08 at 10:46 pm

It doesn’t get much cuter than that!

27 shuzluva 11.07.08 at 10:51 pm

the simultaneous nomming and ear flicking while calmly hanging out in the mini tub did me in.

28 Erebella 11.07.08 at 10:54 pm

Well, it’s a hippoluvabunch!!! That’s the slang version of a mini-hippopotamus, as of this moment anyway.

29 Khadija 11.07.08 at 11:02 pm

oh i was about to submishe this too.. get a load of the ears!!

30 chet, ruby, and miaoux's momma 11.07.08 at 11:03 pm

so i totes woulda emailed directly to meg, but every time i cut-n-paste in email, my ‘puter crashes! lurve this hippo.

31 Beth 11.07.08 at 11:04 pm

Man, I have never said “Ahn” in real life, but I just did. Out loud and to myself. Cutest thing I have ever seen!

32 Michelle S 11.07.08 at 11:05 pm

Why? Why can’t I have a peegmy heepo for my very own?

33 e 11.07.08 at 11:08 pm

Oh my, that is just unfair how cute that is.

34 Alison 11.07.08 at 11:08 pm

Pea, you actually got it right, it’s a behbeh pygmy hippo (and it’s a little girl, I saw her on news.com.au this morning ;-) )

35 Gail (the first one) 11.07.08 at 11:13 pm

At the beginning, sweet little hippo looked like he was getting dipped from one tub to the next like a dirty beer mug in a bar!!

So utterly, utterly CUTE!!!!

36 Fluffybutt 11.07.08 at 11:16 pm

There is another video here http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=fHSb6JN6z7k
where you get to see its little tocks…so cute!

37 Donna 11.07.08 at 11:19 pm

How cute is that?I want one,but the neighbors would’nt like it.

38 260Oakley 11.07.08 at 11:29 pm

I hear there are people who don’t like these animals. I believe they are called “hippocrits”.

39 Wbirdie 11.07.08 at 11:30 pm

~I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy!~

Oh, the adorable ears and flaring nostrils!

*SPLODE*

40 jill-e-b 11.07.08 at 11:35 pm

Do you peeps know how prosh this little Shrek-eared chub is? Baby pygmy hippos are like ONE-FIFTH the size of regular baby hippos. Which makes them roughly five times as cute, and FIVE TIMES as prosh!

Anyone else start singing “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” when they saw this little guy?

41 newlee 11.07.08 at 11:38 pm

i can’t stop watching this video….

i must be hippo-tized.

42 skip 11.07.08 at 11:45 pm

LOL, newlee!!

43 temperance 11.07.08 at 11:47 pm

this is almost too painful to watch, because it reminds me- sooo vividly- that i really do have the wrong job.

those ears.

44 Nancy 11.07.08 at 11:53 pm

What a wicked cute bebeh! I just took the hippo-critter oath! Everett, all her sins are warshed away!

45 girlnextdoortn 11.07.08 at 11:54 pm

Ooohhhh, myyyyyyy.

WANT.

46 Tori 11.07.08 at 11:56 pm

Nancy gets a +1 for the O Brother reference.

47 Theresa 11.08.08 at 12:00 am

GASP!!!!!

48 Tracy B. 11.08.08 at 12:00 am

Oh. My. GAWD. When he dunks his head then comes up and wiggles his ears? I die. DIE!

49 Estella 11.08.08 at 12:09 am

On the video linked from msnbc, the very end of it shows the bebe hippo oh-so-gently om-nom-nomming on the wrist of one of his caretakers…I WANT A BABY HEEEEEEEEPPO NEEEEEBBLING ON ME!

50 Selphie van der Boffin 11.08.08 at 12:09 am

I never knew hippos could be so cute. What a sweetie!

51 PACAT47 11.08.08 at 12:24 am

LOVE IT!! MAKES ME WANT ONE! SAY HOW MUCH HAY DOES A LITTLE ONE AET?

52 PACAT47 11.08.08 at 12:26 am

CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!SO HOW MUCH HEY DOES A LITTLE HIPPO EAT?

53 PACAT47 11.08.08 at 12:29 am

GEE,THIS THING DOES LIKE TO REPEAT. SHAME IT DOESN’T CORRECT ITSELF

[A few things here... 1) Please undo your Caps Lock. Otherwise you're shouting, and we can read you just fine without. 2) One click on the "Post" button is all it takes, and please refrain from refreshing your page until your comment publishes. This prevents automatic duplication. As for the other duplicates, well, you retyped at least twice. 3) Of course "it" can't correct "itself", but sometimes I fix things. - Ed. (which is to say, Theo, your occasionally-snippy Editor) ]

54 taj 11.08.08 at 12:30 am

They make good house pets, right? It can live in my bath tub! =)

55 fish eye no miko 11.08.08 at 12:42 am

260Oakley said: “I hear there are people who don’t like these animals. I believe they are called ‘hippocrits’.”

Bada-*tsh*!

56 Fransouah 11.08.08 at 12:43 am

Thumbs up for the new (?) primates category

57 Theo 11.08.08 at 12:45 am

Francois — ;)
Actually, “ResQte™” is the newest one. But yeah, there comes a point when you have to quit calling monkeys and apes and people “Unusual Animals”. heh

58 Theo 11.08.08 at 12:46 am

…*opposable* thumbs up, right?

59 renee 11.08.08 at 12:46 am

Grrrrrrrreat… one more thing to add to my ever growing list of must haves! I need a CuteOverload Zoo Mansion to live in!!!

[You mean like the Hamsion, except people- and hippo-sized? - Ed.]

60 balamuthia 11.08.08 at 12:47 am

*bppppppppt* ears all dry!

61 Decca 11.08.08 at 12:47 am

I’m with everyone else who was slayed by the ear wiggles. (And speaking of ear wiggles, I vote for more capybaras on CO. Capybaras rule. And they have the cutest ear wiggles.)

62 gravyboat 11.08.08 at 12:49 am

Ohhhhh. What a little sweetie.

63 Lora 11.08.08 at 12:54 am

i need to squeezeeee

64 NoraMaria 11.08.08 at 12:54 am

Oh sho cute. I love it when he takes a little dive. I want it!!

65 panther 11.08.08 at 12:58 am

OMG! Triple dorablishishness! Why sooooo tiny?

66 azzie 11.08.08 at 1:00 am

oh! oh!! oh!!! seconds :16 -:18 SOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

67 fish eye no miko 11.08.08 at 1:02 am

Decca said: “I vote for more capybaras on CO.”

Seconded!

68 Theresa 11.08.08 at 1:02 am

BTW, are they warshing him in Warshington?

69 TW 11.08.08 at 1:02 am

the cutest pudgy little water horse…

70 Nik 11.08.08 at 1:12 am

SUCH a little cutiepie! Theo, thanks for the other post too–that video of the Hippo in the kitchen had me stunned. But this little sweetie is just adorable. She looks so gentle.

71 chris 11.08.08 at 1:22 am

itsa teeny tiny hippoz!

72 Katy 11.08.08 at 1:30 am

All of those worried about this thing growing up to bite your face off, it’s a baby pygmy hippo. It’s not going to get much bigger than it is now. I LOVE DEM PYGMY HIPPOS.

73 Nik 11.08.08 at 1:43 am

Hip Hippo Hooray!

74 Space Cowgirl 11.08.08 at 1:48 am

*asplode*

Seriously, I asploded.

If I were Cleopatra, I would have one of these as a pet. It could sit at my feet and wear a little lotus garland.

75 Tiff 11.08.08 at 1:51 am

“Hippo-dee-doo-dah,
Hippo-dee-ay
My oh my what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine heading my way
Hippo-dee-doo-dah,
Hippo-dee-ay!”

76 valerie 11.08.08 at 2:02 am

where’s da mama?

77 LisaL 11.08.08 at 2:02 am

When she picks up the bebeh pygmy hippo to put in to the other container of water… I just DIE. I want to ever so gently squeesh the belly and pet the neck chub while nibbling the shrek ears and kissing the mouf!

Forget puppies… give me a live feed of bebeh hippo!

78 platedlizard 11.08.08 at 2:34 am

PYGMY HIPPO BEHBEY! oh, so cute! They’re not as aquatic as their bigger cousins and I think they’re more solitary. I liked how he was trying to nurse at the end! Too bad they’re endangered… :(

79 nakey 11.08.08 at 2:50 am

Oi! Neck rolls at 1:23!

80 wannadance 11.08.08 at 3:18 am

how can you tell it’s a baby hippo, yall? reallllllly sweet. could be a baby anything in that big sort of ugly bunch….

i love it, whatever it is, sucker for baaby anythings….

81 jenjen 11.08.08 at 3:29 am

Ooh such a sweet little critter. I thought the nursing attempts were kinda sad – like where’s mom at?

82 Boomer's Babysitter 11.08.08 at 3:57 am

Were the scrunchy sounds coming from the hippo or from its walking on the leaves? Or does it only make scrunchy sounds on my ‘puter?

83 Theresa 11.08.08 at 4:01 am

@Space Cowgirl, put it on a silk cushion, and have it fanned with giant palm leaves!

84 totalee puppy 11.08.08 at 4:28 am

Tiff…Thanks for cute song!

85 emudoug 11.08.08 at 4:35 am

Theo!! I had missed that one, thank you! Jessica is super kyoot as well!

86 hh 11.08.08 at 4:58 am

Did anyone see the article on pygmy hippos in national geographic a month or two ago? I ask ’cause, uh, I edited it, and it would make me happy if someone here read it. It was only like 100 words long. I think it was August or September. Anyway, yeah, they get to be about three feet tall, they live in the forest in Liberia, and they’re hardly ever seen in the wild.

87 writerhowell 11.08.08 at 4:59 am

Fozzie Bear ears!

88 kgirl 11.08.08 at 5:08 am

Squee!!!!

I saw this little cutie on the news here in Oz-Tray-Lee-Ah last nite. I squeed out loud (much to the horror of my boyfriend *lol*).

This little munchkin is called Monifa, and she lives at Taronga Zoo in Sydney.

She will only grow to about one metre high (so, prolly not likely to rip you limb from limb) which is about half the size of a regular non-economy sized hipp-ster. The article I read did not mention what happened to her Mama (but I don’t recall any news stories about Hippo’s in the zoo passing away…) but perhaps she was abandoned by Mama. She was born three weeks early, and her patient, devoted (and obvy) loving zoo-keepers had to sleep with her and hand feed her to ensure her survival. *head tilt and ‘Ahn’*

I personally recommend watched out for the neck chub at about 1:24 :)

89 motherofjazz 11.08.08 at 5:43 am

Here’s another video of ‘Monifa’ and her story about Mama and a difficult birth. enjoy!

90 Martha in Washington 11.08.08 at 6:17 am

Theresa–if I understand it correctly (I am not a WA native) people in WARshington wAHsh their stuff. I know, it’s contradictory but still there it is.

91 lola 11.08.08 at 6:58 am

yay! it’s nice to see us austrayans on the cuteness map from time to time :)
i love at the beginning how they move the bebeh from the blue water container to the bigger red one… it’s like they’re saying “congrats, you’ve passed your first swimming test so here’s a bigger pool” :)

92 Johanna 11.08.08 at 6:59 am

Oh for Heaven’s sake! The dunking, folks! The DUNKING!!

*hippo-tized*

93 a 11.08.08 at 7:05 am

Is it just me, or are there old-fashioned typewriter sounds in the background?

In any case, that shortened infant face is triggering all my motherly instincts. *suppressing*

94 Bex 11.08.08 at 7:33 am

Here lies Bex who died on this day from Snorglable baby hippo cuteness.

95 Patricia 11.08.08 at 8:20 am

I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No Crocodiles or rhinocerusses
I only love Hippopotamusses
and hippopotamusses love me too
Patti from the other side the pond
we in the UK love cute overload

96 button 11.08.08 at 8:54 am

Paralyzed by cuteness … was going to suggest this bebeh to you from here in Aus, but ya’ll beat me to it :) LOVE LOVE LOVE eeet!

97 Patty P 11.08.08 at 9:19 am

@a – that is the sound of many cameras clicking their shuters as photographers take pictures.

Cute baby!

98 Kimski 11.08.08 at 9:25 am

You broke your own rule Teho, now you will have no credability in the school yard.

*whispers* mutts like me…..

99 Subhangi 11.08.08 at 9:47 am

SQUEEEEE!!! It’s Monifa the bebeh pgymy hippito!

I lub her teeny earses! *SPLODE*

100 Barbarella von Fluffenstein 11.08.08 at 10:17 am

Awww, it´s so tinee! Shame they have to grow up… :)

And yes. The ears. Kill. Me. :D

101 cheesybird 11.08.08 at 10:30 am

LOL@ warrior rabbit!!!

Yer pun made me snort my tea!

102 Katrina 11.08.08 at 10:46 am

I seem to have a motherly affection for lille fludehest.

I wasn’t aware I was that vulnerable. Thanks so much for the public service!

Ehhhhnnnnnnnnnn, awwwwwwwww, oooooo, miiiiiiiiine.

103 LISA 11.08.08 at 1:19 pm

Oh my he/she is just tooooooo cute.I just wanna kiss that face

104 crazyweinerdoglady 11.08.08 at 1:37 pm

@kgirl – 1:24, the CHUB!

But :16 gets me! Squeeee!

105 Brat 11.08.08 at 1:49 pm

You know what is disgusting about that video?

THOSE PEOPLE GET PAID TO DO THAT!

106 blair 11.08.08 at 2:49 pm

…i want to be your personal hip-po…

(bleens at portable river)

107 ElleBelle 11.08.08 at 4:08 pm

Squeee!
Those little ear twitches are priceless!

108 Amanda H. 11.08.08 at 4:45 pm

Yesh, when the ear-lettes wiggle so very fast, my heart stops.

109 MAURA**! 11.08.08 at 4:53 pm

*blorp*

:)

110 Jules 11.08.08 at 5:19 pm

Wiggly, squiggly ears that move of their own accord should be a new rule of cute!

111 AuntieMame 11.08.08 at 5:27 pm

A pygmy hippo! How cute! I didn’t know hippos came that small, because I was pretty sure a regular-sized baby hippo weighed as much as a grown man (so the keeper would probably have had a leetle more difficulty lifting it from the blue tub to the red one).

112 Thalia 11.08.08 at 6:19 pm

There’s an article at CNN today about unusual White House pets, one of which includes…you guessed it: a pygmy hippo!

Text includes this fun fact:
“Coolidge donated Billy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park. Because there were only a handful of pygmy hippos in the U.S. at the time, Billy quickly went to work as a stud, an endeavor at which he found some success.

He sired 23 little hippos, and many of the pygmy hippos you see in American zoos today are his offspring.”

More weird WH mutts *ahem* can be found here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/11/07/mf.presidential.pets/index.html

113 Tori 11.08.08 at 6:37 pm

as someone living in Warshington whose family is southern, native Warshingtonians get quite persnickety would you refer to the state as “Warshington.” They prefer “Washington” in all its bland, accentless glory :)

114 Mel2 11.08.08 at 7:27 pm

I needs me a baby hippo!!

115 LOLBabyMama 11.08.08 at 8:01 pm

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs…
Oh, what joy and what surprise,
When I open up my eyes
To see a Hippo Hero standing there!

116 Paunchie 11.08.08 at 9:58 pm

Maybe the Obama girls would like one of these…

117 scooterpants 11.08.08 at 10:04 pm

such a little baby to have TWo buckets! “I has a blue bukkit and a red bukkit”
I Love the ‘dip’ in the red bucket, so dang adorable!

118 scooterpants 11.08.08 at 10:06 pm

Pauchie- Ha! *snort*
Why would they want a pet that looks like Dick Chaney?

119 calcal 11.09.08 at 1:03 am

National Discovery:

The Baby Pygmy Hippo is a small, prosh, and rarely sighted species. This is in part due to its residence in small, fluffy balls of cloud where they frolic and play until the sun goes down. Their diet mainly consists of Lucky Charms marshmallow cereals- but ONLY the marshmallow portions.

120 Carolina2 11.09.08 at 1:46 am

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas? On You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ABEtFGisU

121 mberkie0 11.09.08 at 3:12 am

Bebeh hippo is so small, instead of “waterhorse, it mebbe should be “waterpony?”

122 Faye 11.09.08 at 4:53 am

Moist all over! Self dipping is so expressing his/her inner hipponess.

123 vloveg 11.09.08 at 8:13 am

I’m with the “I wanna hippo(..) for Christmas” crowd. Also, I literally whimpered because I wanted to pet the baby so badly.

124 Maarten 11.09.08 at 9:59 am

If you’re hippo and you know it, flick your ears…!

125 jackie31337 11.09.08 at 11:07 am

Oh dear, I’m in trouble now that I showed this video to my 5-year old. I believe her exact words were “Mommy, I want a hippopotamus!”

126 Chris 11.09.08 at 8:13 pm

awww totally adorable little baby…

127 Lor 11.09.08 at 9:38 pm

is that… a hippo?!

AW!

128 bee 11.09.08 at 10:07 pm

ever since i decided that having a baby elephant wasn’t realistic i have campaigned for a baby pygmy hippo. this one is perfect, he fits into an old-style recycling container, and won’t disrupt the cat heirarchy as he is the same size.
perfect pygmy baby

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLGGGGHHHH
i can’t stand it!!!!!

129 bee 11.09.08 at 10:17 pm

oh Mags, thanks for that. ah yes, the North American House Hippo. we have a problem with them in my neighbourhood, we’re completely over-run.

the worst part of that PSA is the ending…

130 Caitlin 11.10.08 at 3:23 am

Why… it’s a Moomintroll! How delightful!

131 Jenny 11.10.08 at 9:21 am

WHY is this NOT my Job???
I will work for small pay.
I NEEEEED BABY HIPPO JOB.
Now.
I am also available for hired help in ALL baby categories (Except human of course)…
cheetah, tigers, well all kitties – in da WHOOOOle wide wooo-urld, squirrels, buns, you name it. I’m here for the babies.

132 Psilopathic 11.11.08 at 12:39 am

Chubbers!!!!! A number of US presidents have owned pygmy hippos as pets, and (of course) brought them to the white house. I think it was Coolidge who had “William Hippo” or Billy. He had hundreds of these bloopy little prosh babies after moving to the zoo. Coolidge and JFK had TONS of pets (“The more you know…”)

133 jackie31337 11.11.08 at 7:20 pm

Caitlin “Why… it’s a Moomintroll! How delightful!”

Argh! Now I have that @#$% Moomin song stuck in my head….

o/` hei muumi!

134 Wylizzle 11.11.08 at 9:16 pm

Typewriter noises? Camera noises? What are they?

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