We Take You Now to King Neptune Memorial Speedway

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 17, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been a thrilling race so far.  In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn.  And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service …

Check my left flipper; it's running a little hot.

I hear he’s got endorsement deals with Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax, Brinke G.

// UPDATE — photo by Mike Roberts, like the caption says — and you can buy a print here! – Ed. //

{ 40 comments }

1 Erebella 11.17.08 at 3:31 pm

Dude, don’t hurl on the shell, I just had it waxed. Sweet!

2 staticgirl 11.17.08 at 3:33 pm

That’s kinda cute and also a stunning photograph!

3 Eastie 11.17.08 at 3:40 pm

Yay!! I love turtles. Those yellow fishies are pretty.

4 jess e. 11.17.08 at 3:44 pm

Turtle looks cranky! But still an amazing picture.

5 jayjay 11.17.08 at 3:51 pm

Some of the ghoti are smiling

6 Biscuitz4Bearz 11.17.08 at 3:54 pm

Looks like the underwater version of Hugh Hefner.

7 Katrina 11.17.08 at 3:55 pm

Great picture! Just how far along into those 300 miles are they now, NOMTOM? Great pit crew!

8 bookmonstercats 11.17.08 at 3:56 pm

LOL, NOMTOM. New category – Smilinks all over face?

9 kisskiss 11.17.08 at 4:02 pm

Oooh! I want to be kissed by a meelion little fissshie moufs!

10 trtl 11.17.08 at 4:04 pm

Are those groupies or grouper?

11 Lerrinus 11.17.08 at 5:25 pm

@Biscuitz4Bearz: Exactly! :-D

What a great pic!

12 fish eye no miko 11.17.08 at 5:32 pm

jayjay said: “Some of the ghoti are smiling”

Cute. ^_^

13 Rookie 11.17.08 at 5:33 pm

Love the caption…I can totally hear that ‘zztt zztt’ sound that the guns make that the pit guys use to take the tires off and put the new ones on.

14 (the original) Mel 11.17.08 at 5:40 pm

The official drink of the Atlantianapolis 500 is TANG.

Harharhar.

Mike, you are too clever by half.

15 biscuithead 11.17.08 at 5:40 pm

“When E.F. Hutton talks…”

16 Stormist 11.17.08 at 6:29 pm

beautiful picture and terrific caption

17 Kit 11.17.08 at 7:16 pm

If I were that turtle being swarmed by tangs, my first reaction would be to go “What’s up, little fishy dudes?” Followed closely by “OH GOD! I’m blind! I can only see yellow!”

18 Boomer's Babysitter 11.17.08 at 7:44 pm

Turtle’s in for that new spa treatment, having dead skin chewed off by fish… Ewww! I wish I hadn’t thought of that.

19 Creepy Sheep 11.17.08 at 8:04 pm

Mmm…tangy!

20 Courtney 11.17.08 at 8:33 pm

Awww. Symbiosis at its cutest. :)

21 T.U.M. 11.17.08 at 8:41 pm

They’re like ever so many golden chorus girls, fluttering around the hard-shelled headliner!

22 T.U.M. 11.17.08 at 9:08 pm

They also kind of look like daffodils with eyes.

23 berthasevant 11.17.08 at 9:09 pm

I just want to point out the rather stunning blue fishie at the left of the frame. It’s a subtle blue, but a beautiful contrast to his yellow friends.

24 Lisa 11.17.08 at 9:13 pm

Ooooh! PRETTY!!

25 Golden 11.17.08 at 9:22 pm

Oh wow.. there’s two blue fishie to the left! I didn’t see them, the contrast rocks.

26 PACAT 11.17.08 at 9:26 pm

GREAT PICTURE!!THE COLORS AND SUBJECTS ARE GREAT

27 Capt' Tightpants 11.17.08 at 10:29 pm

bwah ha ha! I love you, NTMTOM.

28 bunnyhunny 11.17.08 at 11:42 pm

The photo says (c) 2007 Mike Roberts. Is that you, NTMTOM? Did you take this photo yourself? Wow, it’s beautiful!

29 Theresa 11.18.08 at 12:14 am

One fish two fish yellow fish blue fish!

30 Xenobiologista 11.18.08 at 1:34 am

It’s like a cross between Finding Nemo and Cars.

(Don’t tell Disney about this one.)

(On second thought, tell Disney, collect massive royalties.)

31 Not That Mike The Other Mike 11.18.08 at 2:19 am

@bunnyhunny: Nope, I didn’t take that picture.

32 Theo 11.18.08 at 3:38 am

NomTom in full effect, no doubt, but it looks like the CO commenting populace is in fine form this evening too… Pixar refs, “ghoti”, grouper groupies… daffodils with eyes… oh, and that’s not Hugh Hefner, Biscuitz — that’s Plastron Kutcher.

33 larshoel 11.18.08 at 4:46 am

“Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax.”
Brilliant. It’s why I keep coming back…

34 cassandra 11.18.08 at 12:41 pm

Love the yellow fish nubular nose action.

35 Katrina 11.18.08 at 2:45 pm

Rudolph the dark blue fishy…, Will the yellow ones let him play yellow Tang games?

36 Patricia 11.18.08 at 6:30 pm

I love turtles. Can’t seem to convince my boyfreind to let me get one as a pet.

Love the color contrast

37 Mike Roberts 11.18.08 at 7:26 pm

Hi all!

Thanks for the comments. The shot is mine and I have no idea how it got here. You can view it and other turtle shots here:

http://reeflections.smugmug.com/gallery/3763408_fiA89

38 Theo 11.18.08 at 7:38 pm

Thanks, Mike. Updated.

39 katie 11.18.08 at 8:27 pm

that turtle looks pissed at those fish sorta like the expression u get were some little creep comes and takes ur ice cream and urr chained to a fence so u cant have it …………….that was a weird way of putting it i realise

40 Mike Roberts 11.18.08 at 8:49 pm

Actually, that’s the only expression turtles have. His mood at the time was one of total bliss. Much like when we get a massage. ;)

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