Read … This … Post … Very … Slowly

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 14, 2008

Hey, your … (go to break room, get coffee, start crossword puzzle)

watch is … (file TPS reports, finish crossword puzzle, begin writing novel)

running a bit … (finish novel, negotiate Middle East peace, begin life-size toothpick replica of Seattle Space Needle)

... fast.

Thanks … for … the … submishe … Missy … P.

{ 28 comments }

1 Aquila 11.14.08 at 5:20 am

This…
Post…
Is…
Very…
Cute…
Not…
To…
Mention…
“Bleen!”…

2 KD 11.14.08 at 5:26 am

Slow enough to make me nod off…a CO post is always the best way to end the day! Who knew little sluglets could be so adorable? With…his…itty-bitty…feelerssss…

…honk-shuu~

3 fish eye no miko 11.14.08 at 5:34 am

“file TPS reports,”

Don’t… forget the… cover slips…

4 Kristi 11.14.08 at 5:48 am

Shh…..I’m still….reading…this…post.

5 JakePets 11.14.08 at 5:51 am

Not a slug, a SNAIL!

Fun fact: You can tell the difference between the slime trails left by slugs and snails. Slugs create a solid line, snails make a dotted line, because under their shell they actually move a bit like an inchworm.

Cool, huh? And/or unbelievably nerdy. I heart snails, I admit it. More Slow Qte!

6 KendraPT 11.14.08 at 6:02 am

Excuse me Not That Mike The Other Mike, you forgot a category….GEEE-ROSS!!!!! Also you might consider “I shall leeck you”. Just saying…..

7 CJ 11.14.08 at 6:05 am

Snails is cute. Slugs is gross.

What a neat looking shell. I want one of those.

8 Sandy 11.14.08 at 6:08 am

L O L – this made my day!

9 alex 11.14.08 at 6:09 am

aw…

i used to have a pet snail named Noofy. he was all shy at first but once he got use to us it was a slimathon.

10 Angelstar 11.14.08 at 6:15 am

Aww…..
I …. want…. teh… shell…

and… teh… antennas…

:….)

11 Not That Mike The Other Mike 11.14.08 at 6:19 am

@KendraPT: Duly noted re “Gee-ross!”

Does the watch take a leeking and keep on teeking? :-D

12 My First Time Nuffing 11.14.08 at 6:19 am

Can I get an Eyw?

13 Lizzy 11.14.08 at 6:30 am

I heart gastropods.

14 Hon Glad 11.14.08 at 6:48 am

It’s slime time.

15 berthaservant 11.14.08 at 7:52 am

Snail on down the wrist, bout a
Half-an-hour or so, and ya
Don’t even really know, just-a
Where ya goin…

It was plain to see, that a
Small town slug like me just-a
Wasn’t your cup-a tea, I was
Wishful thinkin’….

16 violetgreen 11.14.08 at 11:44 am

It’s…two fif…teen…no, two…six…te-, wait, two sev-…it’s after two.

17 Lynda 11.14.08 at 11:46 am

I dunt no about this fasion acksestory

18 Theresa 11.14.08 at 12:34 pm

Snail: Officer, a turtle attacked me!
Cop: Did you get a good look at him?
Snail: Oh I don’t know– it all happened so fast!

19 SoCalSis 11.14.08 at 2:16 pm

JakePet, that is TOTALLY cool! Ya learn something new every day… and… NTMTOM, are you trying to get all “John Cameron Swayze” on us?

20 Kris 11.14.08 at 3:04 pm

Snails are cool to look at, buuuuut, I do not think I would want one crawling on me!!!

21 Katrina 11.14.08 at 3:28 pm

I do like snails. As I am a so-so gardener and the opposite of a lawn nut (we keep a portion of our back yard free of any cultivation for the little things in life, that conveniently stay away from the cultivated parts) I can say that I can appreciate slugs, too. God’s little creatures, folks! Now it is birdy feeding season and I am just so excited. The Great Backyard Bird Count is coming! Please participate! I like the tiny things in my gardens.

22 Gail (the first one) 11.14.08 at 4:27 pm

Great Commodores ref, Berthaservant!!!

“Oh-h-h, snail on, Rolex–
Keep time, like your s’posed to do…”

23 Theo 11.14.08 at 4:52 pm

Dude, if you’re serious about building a toothpick Space Needle, I will get on a plane RIGHT NOW and come help you. As long as it can be our office when we’re done. You have my email.

24 wannadance 11.14.08 at 5:52 pm

slime, ick. post: great!

25 scooterpants 11.14.08 at 6:55 pm

ack! ack! ack!
dont like snails so much.
*but i DO love your watch!*
very pretty!

26 Paunchie 11.14.08 at 7:52 pm

Cute, but yick!

27 MLO 11.15.08 at 12:25 am

I…….can……see…..myself…..in
…..this…..watch….

28 Fegli 11.15.08 at 4:18 am

There is just something inherently cute about snailios. Maybe the word “snailio”!

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