I Gotta Get Outta This Racket

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 16, 2008

"I can’t take this off-the-wall job anymore. It’s not my fault; I try to give good service, but I’m hamstrung all the time. I hoped I could court a sports career, but I guess I don’t have the … nerve."

One of these things is not like the others ...

Game, set and match, Stephanie T.

{ 33 comments }

1 greenighs 11.16.08 at 9:28 pm

Cheezus H. Crackers, NotMike, you are a crazy s.o.b.

2 greenighs 11.16.08 at 9:35 pm

C’mon, peeple, don’t leave me here with my bleen hangin’ out!

3 AuntieMame 11.16.08 at 9:41 pm

At first I thought it was a peanut butter jar and couldn’t figure out the significance of the balls (never mind the hammy).

4 Karla B 11.16.08 at 9:43 pm

that is one rotund ham! love the whiskerage. (you’re not alone any more, greenighs!)

5 VegetarianViking 11.16.08 at 9:46 pm

This reminds me of Alice in Wonderland… run, little hamster run! Before someone whacks you with a flamingo!

6 Theo 11.16.08 at 9:51 pm

“I’m through with taking falls
“And bouncing off the walls…”

7 Decca 11.16.08 at 9:53 pm

If I keep winning the serve, can I keep him?

8 just me 11.16.08 at 9:54 pm

Massive punnage FTW. Love it!

9 nismo 11.16.08 at 10:21 pm

Robos are tiny balls of fluff. Unlike my Golden, which is a blob of fur.

10 (the original) Mel 11.16.08 at 10:23 pm

I am powerless against a pun onslaught. I feel the puns sapping my will to live.

11 Von Zeppelin 11.16.08 at 10:23 pm

Hey, that’s Carmine “Hamsterball” Rodentini. I used to know him when I worked the racquets in Vegas, know what I’m sayin?

12 Josh N 11.16.08 at 10:32 pm
13 PJ 11.16.08 at 10:35 pm

It’s the hamster factor for IQ tests!

14 eikoleigh 11.16.08 at 11:19 pm

omg…I just squealed. That is just too cute!!

15 firepikachu 11.16.08 at 11:50 pm

Scrolled down, gasped, looked away, looked back and laughed! Hilarious :)

16 katie 11.17.08 at 12:00 am

OMG what if some one used the cute little guy that be just sad ut u have to be an idiot to do that

17 fleur 11.17.08 at 12:02 am

For some reason, I am imagining him saying ‘nerve’ just like the lion in the Wizard of Oz.

18 berthasevant 11.17.08 at 12:05 am

Excellent head fake at the end NTMTOM.

19 Jezebel 11.17.08 at 12:54 am

Fananana, shananana, be the ball, hammie, be the ball.

20 Boy 11.17.08 at 2:08 am

Caddyshack ref ftw, Jezebel.

21 Annie 11.17.08 at 2:30 am

LOL NTMTOM… You Served up an excellent Matchset. Right down to the roll over.

22 binky-mama 11.17.08 at 2:31 am

Little ball ‘o fluff can come live wif me!

23 Stressfactor 11.17.08 at 3:54 am

Ah! Sesame Street reference! I STILL get that blasted song stuck in my head every now and then… “Which of these things is not like the others?”

24 totalee puppy 11.17.08 at 4:19 am

No animals were harmed in the making of
another off-the-wall NTMTOM
post. That’s the way-uh huh, uh-huh-I like it!

25 Chris 11.17.08 at 5:56 am

the epitome of cuteness!

26 Angelstar 11.17.08 at 6:05 am

Lol! *bounces hamster a little*

27 Kar 11.17.08 at 8:53 am

I would love to stroke those long whiskers and nuzzle those so so small paws.

28 Hon Glad 11.17.08 at 9:05 am

Bennie the ball.

29 blair 11.17.08 at 1:52 pm

he ate it!

30 greenighs 11.17.08 at 3:05 pm

blair, that would explain his perfectly roundness!

31 Lauri 11.17.08 at 10:35 pm

LMAO, NTMTOM!

32 Mary (the first) 11.18.08 at 12:26 am

That’s an adorabuhls little hamball. I swear, someday I am getting a hammie!

33 pyrit 11.18.08 at 4:29 pm

Love – Love the puns.

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