Please. Won’t you help this kitteh?

by Meg on November 1, 2008

I hesitate to bring you these images, as they are intense, moving and sad. But you must see them. This kitteh needs Boxhab like no other kitteh we’ve seen. Please, won’t you donate tuhday? [head tilt]

Yes, Alex H., it’s very “‘tockular” too., but this kitteh is crying for help. Stop focusing on his ‘tocks.

{ 107 comments }

1 jfield 11.01.08 at 11:01 pm

Does this box make me look fat?!

2 Jo 11.01.08 at 11:02 pm

Brilliant.

3 tg 11.01.08 at 11:03 pm

he is adorable

4 valerie 11.01.08 at 11:03 pm

oh fer the love of god this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen on here!

5 Wombats 11.01.08 at 11:06 pm

BOXHAB STAT! Calling Dr. Drew!

6 Aunty-G 11.01.08 at 11:07 pm

Special needs kitteh, may need 15 step program. Haven’t I seen that belly slide before?

7 Dave 11.01.08 at 11:08 pm

“DOUBLE BOX DIIIVE!!!
Ohhhh yeah, nice…..ok, I’m kinda…crap, this thing is…really on me, I can’t quite… maybe if I…PUT MY FACE IN THIS OTHER BOX”

8 teenymite 11.01.08 at 11:11 pm

You know you need help if you don’t even care that you’re stuck in the box!

9 KendraPT 11.01.08 at 11:13 pm

I think kitty might need a diet too, or bigger boxes. He looks like he’d be good to cuddle with though.

10 Lucy 11.01.08 at 11:13 pm

2 boxes 1 cat! Amazing!

11 260Oakley 11.01.08 at 11:16 pm

Kitty tries to escape from one box while shoving himself into another one. Story of my life.

12 Fegli 11.01.08 at 11:16 pm

I absolutely ADORE this kitty. I love his colours and little boots and hands his little roly poly belly! <3

13 Annie 11.01.08 at 11:16 pm

ZOMG!!!! My jaw hurts from laughing so hard! I swear it gets funnier every time I hit replay. Whew – will rest my face then come back for more.

14 Nik 11.01.08 at 11:19 pm

Now THAT is some spectacular splayage! Completely crack up every time he slides into the box with his back legs splayed wide. SO funny.

15 yarnyoga 11.01.08 at 11:19 pm

Silly kitty! And strikingly beautiful markings!

16 Laura 11.01.08 at 11:20 pm

In a fair and just world I’d have my hands all over those plump fluffy kitty ‘tocks.

17 Amy 11.01.08 at 11:23 pm

oh no – i wonder if this poor kitteh is beyond boxhab.. has a 2 box habit now.. next thing, human sacrifice, dogs and cats.. living together – mass hysteria

18 Cata 11.01.08 at 11:29 pm

Oh! it’s so cute!!!

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19 BarkingDogShoes 11.01.08 at 11:31 pm

That is the most beautiful cat i’ve ever seen.

20 Gecko 11.01.08 at 11:38 pm

Lunge, splay. Lung, splaaaaay. Seriously little kitteh, you is doin’ the lunge splay. *does a rap about it*

21 jmuhj 11.01.08 at 11:39 pm

All I got was a lousy “This video is no longer available” message. :( (((((((

22 pny 11.01.08 at 11:43 pm

exhale….ex. hale…. ahhhhhhhhhhhh. better.

23 Donna 11.01.08 at 11:47 pm

I used to fit in here,and could run right through.Whats up with that?

24 CathyDee 11.01.08 at 11:53 pm

Kitty has such beautiful striped pajamas!

25 Dozer 11.01.08 at 11:54 pm

Awesome. What the hell is that kitten doing inside those boxes at about 0:30?

“Oh, looookie here! I found a… box wall?”

26 Alice 11.02.08 at 12:08 am

He thought the Diet box would help him slim down.

27 Theresa 11.02.08 at 12:09 am

What a face! He looks oddly like Mikey in those old Life Cereal commercials.

28 Catluvr 11.02.08 at 12:14 am

This cat is what we call in the rehab world, “a goner.” He’ll be lucky to make it through detox with a 24 hour IV of cardboard and meow mix for life support before attempting any kind of 12 steps.

29 Ray 11.02.08 at 12:17 am

what a sweety kitty. Box-hab indeed!

30 ailuridae 11.02.08 at 12:21 am

is it just me, or does he seem to claim victory once he’s wearing the box as a girdle? just for a mo.

@amy – ghostbusters quote ftw!!!

31 Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady 11.02.08 at 12:22 am

Those splayed white footses are just the best. Hardwood floors are fab-u-lous for kitty sliding! And, yes, that “I’m stuck in this box, better try to get in another” is the HEIGHT of Kitty Logics!

32 Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady 11.02.08 at 12:22 am

Those splayed white footses are just the best. Hardwood floors are fab-u-lous for kitty sliding! And, yes, that “I’m stuck in this box, better try to get in another” is the HEIGHT of Kitty Logics!

33 Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady 11.02.08 at 12:22 am

Those splayed white footses are just the best. Hardwood floors are fab-u-lous for kitty sliding! And, yes, that “I’m stuck in this box, better try to get in another” is the HEIGHT of Kitty Logics!

34 Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady 11.02.08 at 12:22 am

Those splayed white footses are just the best. Hardwood floors are fab-u-lous for kitty sliding! And, yes, that “I’m stuck in this box, better try to get in another” is the HEIGHT of Kitty Logics!

35 Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady 11.02.08 at 12:22 am

Those splayed white footses are just the best. Hardwood floors are fab-u-lous for kitty sliding! And, yes, that “I’m stuck in this box, better try to get in another” is the HEIGHT of Kitty Logics!

36 Janice the "9 is Enough!" Cat Lady 11.02.08 at 12:22 am

Those splayed white footses are just the best. Hardwood floors are fab-u-lous for kitty sliding! And, yes, that “I’m stuck in this box, better try to get in another” is the HEIGHT of Kitty Logics!

37 Adam de la Halle 11.02.08 at 12:26 am

Amy — with a capital C and that rhymes with B and that stands for BOX!

38 Biscuit Tin 11.02.08 at 12:28 am

You think this is the cutest thing you’ve ever seen, until you look at the video of the same cat with a plastic cup on his head – it’s to die for. Even after the cup has been taken off his head and he knows there’s nothing in it, he goes right back in. And when he looks through the bottom of the cup at the camera? Ded. See the filmstrip underneath this video for the cup one.

39 Kari 11.02.08 at 12:35 am

OK, this is weird — with those unique stripes and kitteh’s robust belleh make him look SO like a watermelon!!

40 gravyboat 11.02.08 at 12:35 am

How darling!

What kind of soda box is that?

41 tracy 11.02.08 at 12:35 am

I just died. That was THE cutest video I’ve ever seen! ^_^

Can I please have that kitty?

42 Boomer's Babysitter 11.02.08 at 12:36 am

OK so i laughed out loud through the whole thing. TWICE. Just what I needed!!

43 Boomer's Babysitter 11.02.08 at 12:36 am

OK so i laughed out loud through the whole thing. TWICE. Just what I needed!!

44 Boomer's Babysitter 11.02.08 at 12:36 am

OK so i laughed out loud through the whole thing. TWICE. Just what I needed!!

45 Boomer's Babysitter 11.02.08 at 12:36 am

OK so i laughed out loud through the whole thing. TWICE. Just what I needed!!

46 Boomer's Babysitter 11.02.08 at 12:36 am

OK so i laughed out loud through the whole thing. TWICE. Just what I needed!!

47 Boomer's Babysitter 11.02.08 at 12:36 am

OK so i laughed out loud through the whole thing. TWICE. Just what I needed!!

48 Sunstorm 11.02.08 at 12:41 am

Ah, the good old corset days. This cat doesn’t need boxhab, it misses the 1700’s!

49 jazmella 11.02.08 at 12:59 am

LOL I love how he just keeps going back for more!

Hahaha, that’s too cute, too cute! :-)

50 PJ 11.02.08 at 1:06 am

Please, please, please, don’t send this kitteh tu boxhab. We need this codependent kitteh.

51 Snowpea 11.02.08 at 1:08 am

Hahahahahahahahahaha! That had me giggling so hard. Heeee. I know I’ve seen those froggy legs and perfect tabby markings before.

52 anastasia 11.02.08 at 1:13 am

notice this box says “diet”

53 Jennifer George 11.02.08 at 1:15 am

HIs name is Maru and he has a blog.

http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/

Thanks to this video and the other Zen-like clips of him, I’m obsessed.

54 m 11.02.08 at 1:18 am

this is one of my favorite Cute Overload videos of all time.looks like a happy kitteh. is the “diet” on the boxes for him?

55 AnjayRose 11.02.08 at 1:24 am

Oh this kitteh might need an intervention before he will go. It looks like he is soooo hooked, he might be in denial.

Its still super cute.

56 Emily 11.02.08 at 1:28 am

I think he’s developing the next Olympic sport: feline box-luge.

57 NoraMaria 11.02.08 at 1:39 am

Oh such a cute kitteh!!! I want to give him all de boxes in de world, and just watch him sliding happily from one to another, seeing how many he can be in at once.

58 totalee puppy 11.02.08 at 1:40 am

Guys, I think that’s a Japanese label on the side of the soda box…I’m loving this anyway…Happy
Caturday!

59 CoffeeCup 11.02.08 at 1:48 am

Some cats just can’t be rehabilitated. This is one such case. I laughed the entire duration of the video, and even showed my hubby. I love this cat! So chubbular, so cute and I love the white socks and the cute chubby face! And the tocks splayage is just too cute!

60 crazyweinerdoglady 11.02.08 at 2:00 am

Adam — I tell you there’s trouble, right here in Box City……

61 Amy R. 11.02.08 at 2:00 am

I love when he pretty much runs into the table and stops.

62 momof2kitties 11.02.08 at 2:04 am

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. This kitteh’s need for intensive boxhab is clearly so acute, but the chubulousness stuffed into the box corset is just too funny. I love the look of “What? I don’t see anything.”

I think I need to watch it again. And again.

63 scooterpants 11.02.08 at 2:20 am

oh no. this is obviously meant to humiliate the kitteh, you can see by his use of his massive ABS in the later part of the vid, to ‘Bust out of the box’ that is kitteh is indeed not FAT but just Fluffeh,
with a core body of pure iron under the fluff-a-tude.
Shame on you with the ‘diet 77′ box, what ARE you trying to say here?
Next thing you know, he’ll be bulemic, and I know you dont want that.

64 Gwenny 11.02.08 at 2:24 am

Omigod that is so funny! Why the charge and slide???Do all box addicted kittehs do that?! That is hilarious!

65 scooterpants 11.02.08 at 2:31 am

ah, yes Gwenny, they ‘mostly’ do.
and ramming your head right into the table leg
at full speed, is also a ‘have to’.

66 Gail (the first one) 11.02.08 at 2:42 am

@scooterpants: So many boxhab residents have co-addictions, like my Baby who is a packaging tape-aholic.

67 tracey 11.02.08 at 2:50 am

Spec-TOCK-ular!

68 boaks 11.02.08 at 2:55 am

hahaha I just sat here and could not stop laughing. Anyone passing my apartment door must have thought I was crazy.

69 Slave To Three 11.02.08 at 3:00 am

More proof this cat needs BoxHab: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHZUPJji6w8

70 feefifoto 11.02.08 at 3:10 am

Wow, that Diet stuff really works — it is sooo slimming.

71 moggyfan 11.02.08 at 3:18 am

Is it wrong that I want to stuff his chubbular paws into my mouf and nom them?

72 moggyfan 11.02.08 at 3:18 am

Is it wrong that I want to stuff his chubbular paws into my mouf and nom them?

73 Monica 11.02.08 at 3:31 am

It’s a kitty cat slip n’ slide!

LOVE the splayed legs.

74 ariel 11.02.08 at 3:48 am

this is genius! i love the final paw pat!

75 Elsie 11.02.08 at 4:07 am

That’s such a cat response. To be completely stuck in a box, and look around casually like, “What? Yeah, I’m stuck in a box. I planned that. No, it’s cool. Stuck is where it’s AT.”

76 claudia 11.02.08 at 4:12 am

ahhh oh soo funny, I loved this.

Esp the “yeh. so?” look at around 1:00 or so. then the paw possessively placed in the box at the end, brilliant kitty!

77 Lor 11.02.08 at 4:46 am

That’s so sad :(
The poor Kitteh is stuck in one box, and all he can think about it getting into that other one!

78 M. 11.02.08 at 4:52 am

I love the way his tail moves!

79 taj 11.02.08 at 5:02 am

Such a beautiful cat! This had me LOL’ing!

80 Joe 11.02.08 at 6:04 am

Biscuit Tin must be referring to this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4dF5Lsdxc

Yes, the last shot of the cat looking through the bottom of the clear plastic container is too cute.

81 Anita 11.02.08 at 6:15 am

Yay! Kitty in a cardboard corset! ;;)

82 CoffeeCup 11.02.08 at 6:17 am

Holy. crap.

Look at the blog, look at the blog, look at the blog!!! It’s in Japanese, but all you need to do is look at the photos!! This is the most expressive cat I’ve ever seen!!!

83 jazzynightowl 11.02.08 at 6:45 am

omg this is the cutest cat i have ever seen in my life.

84 Amy 11.02.08 at 9:39 am

lol @ cardboard corset.. does this box make me look fat? hahahahahaha

85 NYVenus 11.02.08 at 10:00 am

Yikes. This video is indeed very ‘tockular. Those are some cute kitocks! But we’re in Nosevember Meg!

86 berthaservant (in transit) 11.02.08 at 10:08 am

I think we need to make this part of the new “Scared Straight” ‘tockumentary. “Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children!!!”

87 kay 11.02.08 at 11:30 am

I must have this kitty!

88 Katrina 11.02.08 at 3:01 pm

OK, he’s not a maroon, he’s an idjit. Wonderfully created idjit.

89 girlnextdoortn 11.02.08 at 3:24 pm

It’s like the Incredible Hulk- he just bursts out of the confines of this clothing.

90 joe 11.02.08 at 4:13 pm

i bet Diet 77 tastes delicious.

91 blair 11.02.08 at 5:11 pm

1. install wood flooring
2. get fat cat and two soda cartons
3. ???
4. Profit! (or at least get famous on c.o.)

92 Janni 11.02.08 at 6:21 pm

I love how he lovingly places his paw inside the box and then sniffs it. “My prrrrrecious”…

93 Andie 11.02.08 at 7:08 pm

Man, that is one mellow and also very troubled cat. Total TOCKitudeness! Hrbls slidin’ on da shiny floor!

94 Paunchie 11.02.08 at 7:19 pm

I LOL’ed at the part where he slides head first into the table leg. HAW HAW

95 Patty P 11.02.08 at 10:11 pm

My cat does exactly the same thing if I open up a cereal boxe like that and hold it for heem to dive into. It doesn’t matter how small the box, he will stive dive in as hard as he can.

96 Angie 11.03.08 at 8:34 am

too cute!!! he seemed to have a look of triumphant satisfaction when the box was around his middle! and then he remembered the other box…

this kitty needs to become an internet sensation!

97 mberkie0 11.03.08 at 12:31 pm

@Paunchie: Me too.

98 LaFeeVerte 11.03.08 at 10:28 pm

OMG, my sides hurt from giggling so hard! The boxes…the plastic cup! LOL XD

Winston better look out ’cause he may have a new rival for most adorable cat!

99 Brandi7920 11.04.08 at 3:02 am

I can’t stop watching this clip over and over – SO FREAKING FUNNY! Lmao Thank you sooo much – I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

p.s. wants to lof that kitteh! He’s so geometrical and floofie!

100 Shelly 11.04.08 at 4:38 am

How is that person holding the camera still? I would be laughing so hard you’d barely be able to see the cat for all the jumping around. Cutest cat video ever! (and I am totally a dog person)

101 NIKKI 11.04.08 at 9:39 am

love it…. beautiful cat. very funny… :)

102 SarahMonster711 11.05.08 at 12:51 am

I think I love this cat more than both of mine combined….

103 Mary 11.07.08 at 12:31 am

I like the part at 1:00, he is all “I’m happy, I’m in the box!” I love a good solid tabby cat!

104 Winston Churchill 11.07.08 at 10:38 pm

That cat is morbidly obese – you should put him on a diet before he gets diabetes and needs shots every day.

105 Megan 11.08.08 at 4:24 pm

woohoo, CO made it onto the front page of Fazed! Keep up the cuteness!

106 jammin Jude 11.09.08 at 9:10 pm

Kittieh Pleeeeeez!

107 amanda 11.17.08 at 3:20 am

what kind of a cat is he? breed, i mean

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