Pass the mustard…

by Meg on November 10, 2008

…and sauerkraut

and ketchup

and another beer.

Thanks.

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You’re right Samantha H. I can’t resist this.

{ 153 comments }

1 ceejoe 11.10.08 at 8:23 pm

eeeeeee! no way!!! that is not real!!!!

2 JJ 11.10.08 at 8:24 pm

That puppy looks very tasty.

3 photogirl 11.10.08 at 8:25 pm

poor pupster!

that’s gonna need years of therapy.

4 Holly Scoggins 11.10.08 at 8:27 pm

Can’t..kronsche…smiling….puppy…

5 lapinguina 11.10.08 at 8:28 pm

TOO MUCH! This is the CO post that finally broke me. *IS DED*

6 vegas vickie 11.10.08 at 8:28 pm

this is toooooo cute. i want one

7 kmira 11.10.08 at 8:30 pm

I think everyone who ownes this type o’puppeh needs s pic like this. It’s like, Mandatory!

8 Theresa 11.10.08 at 8:31 pm

(BURP!)

9 T.U.M. 11.10.08 at 8:35 pm

Puppeh looks so trusting! “Thanks for the warm sweater, Mama!”

10 Jezebel 11.10.08 at 8:36 pm

Lunch is served!

11 Kit 11.10.08 at 8:39 pm

GAAAAWD! The smiley pup… I relish the thought of taking a soft kronshee. I’ll ketchup to you later… I is ded.

12 florence1056 11.10.08 at 8:44 pm

OMG OMG!! That is the cutest little puppy. Poor little guy. He has this scared look like “please don’t eat me”Makes me miss my gusgus (mini pom) who passed on last year. He weighed 3.5 lbs. Black with a white goatee/white on top of head. Sigh

13 stark_rain24 11.10.08 at 8:48 pm

@T.U.M. Your comment is the best & makes the post so much cuter!!

14 Jenn 11.10.08 at 8:49 pm

Ah, the eternal question of the teeny dachshund in the hot dog bun, “Shall I begin nibbling the nose or the tail?”

15 turtletattoo 11.10.08 at 8:51 pm

ahh… the sight of a dachsund in a hot dog bun just never gets old, does it?

16 sarah Dozier 11.10.08 at 8:52 pm

oh my god I want one!

17 Von Zeppelin 11.10.08 at 8:53 pm

That’s the wurst dog picture I ever saw (said in Groucho voice).

18 ashagato 11.10.08 at 8:57 pm

@ T.U.M.”

thanks for the warm sweater, momma!”

hilarious! ;)

19 fish eye no miko 11.10.08 at 8:57 pm

So… tiny… [squees, then is ded]

20 Erebella 11.10.08 at 9:09 pm

OMG, that’s so freakin cute!!! Look at that cute little face! k, gonna faint now, bye………

21 hungry 11.10.08 at 9:10 pm

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

22 260Oakley 11.10.08 at 9:13 pm

Pup knows how to celebrate Bunday in style. But nommers beware: all that is yellow is not mustard.

23 Laura 11.10.08 at 9:15 pm

done been ded’ed.

24 Arvay 11.10.08 at 9:16 pm

He’s smiling!

25 kay 11.10.08 at 9:19 pm

pass the mustard!!! :-)

26 Marie 11.10.08 at 9:20 pm

Mmmm. Tasty!

Cooked just right.

27 Juniper Jupiter 11.10.08 at 9:24 pm

SQUEEEE!!!

I LURVE this kinda weinerschnitzelgruben!!!

Oh, this’ll just be my sixteenth today!!

Oh, and THA BLUE EYES, PEEPULS!!!! **sigh**

:D

28 Juniper Jupiter 11.10.08 at 9:26 pm

Oh, and to Von Zeppelin?

BOO!! HISS!!! BAD JOKE!! BAD JOKE!!!

YOU are SUCH a BRAT!!! :P

29 Nik 11.10.08 at 9:27 pm

Snausage!!!

30 Kimmy 11.10.08 at 9:28 pm

SQUEEEEEE!!!!!! *dies*

31 emmemm 11.10.08 at 9:37 pm

I luv how his little tail points straight back. :)

32 mberkie0 11.10.08 at 9:40 pm

How old is that weensie weiner-dog? *grabby hand* I can haz small nibble? Pleez?

33 woofysma 11.10.08 at 9:49 pm

Oh, him is so sweet, so little, so soft. I just want one little taste – I know the top of his widdle noggie is vewy sweet.

34 AnjayRose 11.10.08 at 9:52 pm

Can I have 3 to go? Catsup only please? Nom nom nom.

35 catatonic 11.10.08 at 9:52 pm

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

That is what I’d truly like to beeeeeeee -eyyy -eeee.

For if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner…

Everyone would take a bite of meeeeeeee….

36 KBinTo 11.10.08 at 9:54 pm

“I do this. For my country. And my breedren.” (Gulps and looks bravely into the distance, where the kitchen might be.)

37 Mary 11.10.08 at 9:57 pm

That is the cutest wienny in the world!!!!!!

38 J. Bo 11.10.08 at 9:57 pm

Two bites, max…

39 SarahR 11.10.08 at 9:59 pm

I don’t like Mondays, but I lurrrrve Bundays! Thanks, 260Oakley.

40 Kar 11.10.08 at 10:08 pm

Mmmm! Toasted!

Seriously though, I really appreciate that this owner let the pup stand on it’s own legs, not letting the feetsies dangle while supporting it from the middle.

41 Gail (the first one) 11.10.08 at 10:11 pm

@Juniper Jupiter: Those (weiner)schnitzengruben will wipe you out!

42 pupperatu 11.10.08 at 10:20 pm

You know, the wee little tail needs a bun, too. Just for the fun of it.

43 spb 11.10.08 at 10:35 pm

So wrong… yet so right! So funny!

44 Samantha 11.10.08 at 10:40 pm

Yaaaay! Now I can cross “get a submission on to CO” off my life goals list.

*monches pup*

45 Olof Moleman 11.10.08 at 10:41 pm

Holy shi……

WORDS CANNOT DISCRIBE THIS! It surpasses all meaning!
Every time I think Cute Overload can’t get any cuter, it surpasses it’s previous record holder, thus staying true to it’s name.

I declare this puppeh the cutest on the planet.

46 AuntieMame 11.10.08 at 10:46 pm

LOL, catatonic. I can totally hear the key changes when a different kid sings. :-)

And ketchup only! NO MUSTARD!! (Pleh!)

47 jen 11.10.08 at 10:53 pm

i SNORTED!!!

so cute

48 nismo 11.10.08 at 10:55 pm

Everything about that puppy is tiny. Teeny tiny legs. Teeny tiny face. Teeny tiny heart beat. DO WANT.

49 dee 11.10.08 at 10:59 pm

cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

50 Chris 11.10.08 at 11:01 pm

I’ll take a weenie dog over a coney dog any day of the week! he is tooooo cute! looks about 6 weeks old-makes me wanna get another doxie baby! doxies are the BEST!

51 Mary (the first) 11.10.08 at 11:04 pm

The little dewd does not seem to be familiar with “soft kronsche” as he looks a bit apprehensive. We won’t hurt you, little QTpie!

52 MayhemArts 11.10.08 at 11:07 pm

aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ♥melts♥

53 AuntieMame 11.10.08 at 11:14 pm

The really hilarious part is that the bun is as long as he is…

54 berthaservant 11.10.08 at 11:20 pm

I know I’m popular around here for occasional extended analysis of the “meaning” of the qte, but no explanation required here, none whatsoever. This is ur-cute.

55 Katina 11.10.08 at 11:30 pm

WIENER PUPPY.

Oh thank god I needed that. So adorable

56 Lone 11.10.08 at 11:31 pm

Cant go wrong with a pear head. Especially when so well prepared.

57 M. 11.11.08 at 12:03 am

Mm.. the only thing that would make this better is to make it a Chicago style hot dog!

58 crazyweinerdoglady 11.11.08 at 12:06 am

*SIIIIIGH* Makes me member da times of my baby weiners. Well I only had one that was this little and he was cream and didn’t really look all that hot-doggish. I do have this though….http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/ilovemyleo/DSC00740.jpg

59 Metz 11.11.08 at 12:16 am

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60 AmyJ 11.11.08 at 12:22 am

I think my heart just ’sploded. Too cute! Teeny tiny soft little doglet with such a sweet face! I lurvs him!!!!

61 AnjayRose 11.11.08 at 12:34 am

I think that hotdog bun is a regular small sized bun too. No hoagie bun about that!

62 Decca 11.11.08 at 12:52 am

Yes, but is he kosher?

63 Diane in LA 11.11.08 at 12:55 am

Small enough for the real deal, wow! I think I’ve eaten bigger sausages than him.

Nibble, nibble, on those tiny feets!

64 Daphne Moss 11.11.08 at 12:55 am

Don’t throw stuff, OKs, but PETA had a similar ad a few years ago of a tiny leetle weinder dog resting in a bun and sort of smiling at the camera.

Like that better than some of their more heavy-handed stuff (and I don’t eat any meat, so no need to get mad at me)….

Gently nibbling at baby dog’s ear…

65 angel* 11.11.08 at 1:15 am

omigosh eet is the portillo’s dog!! *bleen*!

66 Theresa 11.11.08 at 1:17 am

Diane, love to eat them doggies?

67 Jenn 11.11.08 at 1:35 am

Make him a Carolina dog. Chili, slaw, ketchup and mustard with sweet pickle relish… nomnomnommmm Sigh! Can I haz more, sir?

68 Cronite5 11.11.08 at 1:46 am

People were looking at me funny, cause I was screaming “OMG….OMG”
That has got to be the cutest thing I have ever seen.

69 Lisa 11.11.08 at 1:47 am

Kar, you beat me to it!!! I love, LOVE the teeny weenie, but it KILLS me to see people pick weenies up the wrong way (mid-section not supported).

This picture (and the owner) is a weiner (HA!! See what I did there??) in every way.

70 boaks 11.11.08 at 2:02 am

My insides all just melted. LOOK AT HOW TINY IT IS!!!

71 CathyDee 11.11.08 at 2:25 am

Is so small is more like a cocktail weenie. Need a toofpick and some barbeque sauce, maybe a nice cube of cheddar cheese.

72 Birdcage 11.11.08 at 2:37 am

The world is better because of dachshunds. I am lucky enough to have been owned by two of them at different times.

73 JustMe 11.11.08 at 3:04 am

umm.. is it sad, scary or just plain weird that this gave me the munchies? ;-) LMAO

74 carolion 11.11.08 at 4:01 am

this puppy makes me feel whole inside.

75 Cary 11.11.08 at 4:05 am

@JustMe – omg. I had the biggest craving for an all-beef hot dog. No lie.

But not a goggie-dog! I swear puppeh.

76 butter 11.11.08 at 4:20 am

Ketchup on a hotdog? Blasphemy!

77 totalee puppy 11.11.08 at 4:23 am

Best puppy ever! Deserves a
better-looking hot dog bun.

78 sickandtiredofrepeatedvisualpuns 11.11.08 at 4:54 am

omg is that a weiner dog on a bun? that is so creative!! i’ve never seen that before, where did you come up with the idea?

[You think maybe sarcasm is more original, somehow? - Ed.]

79 hey-h 11.11.08 at 5:04 am

Heh – this totally made me crave a hot dog, too.

80 J. Bo 11.11.08 at 6:08 am

“crazywienerdoglady” is a handle I wish I’D come up with, I swear… though I don’t have wiener dogs… and I’m not all that crazy…

*sigh*

GREAT NAME, ANYWAY!

And cutest little bun-pup of all time, right down to the silly little smile on his weenie little face.

81 Cathy Santarsiero 11.11.08 at 6:29 am

eeeeee! (me squealing!) too cute for words. ^..^

82 furfaceluv 11.11.08 at 6:46 am

*sigh* I guess I’m the only critter lover in the universe that has always found dachshunds in hot dog buns downright creepy. Maybe there is some childhood trauma I’ve suppressed?

83 Michelle S 11.11.08 at 7:00 am

Oh the punsters are a-foot long before I got here. This post brat out the wurst in us!

84 Ev's mom 11.11.08 at 7:08 am

*WANT* (I’ve always wanted to say that) Seriously, this may be the CUTEST of the CO all year.

85 Red 11.11.08 at 9:21 am

Also WANT!
What a little tiny guy! He needs some snorgles, with his bun on!

86 Pamela 11.11.08 at 9:34 am

I want that puppy..he is so cute…that little guy can put his shoes under my bed anytime…lol

87 DaytimeDeb 11.11.08 at 10:34 am

“Oh nose! Now that I am a weaned weiner dog, I naturally thought when my people invited me to dinner that I would be joining them AT the table — not ON the table. Gulp!”

88 DaytimeDeb 11.11.08 at 10:35 am

Oh, and is it true what they say about the size of a pups ears? That they indicate the size of his—oh, nevermind.

89 Kats 11.11.08 at 12:24 pm

I love pups earnest expression…how absolutely adorable. I want to kiss him right on the temple where his fur is thinned out…

90 jenny 11.11.08 at 12:35 pm

he’s chocolate and tan just like my Liesel! and you can see his skin through the fur!

I already have one, but I will take two.

91 Biscuit Tin 11.11.08 at 12:45 pm

@crazyweinerdoglady – What a sweet face on your doggie! Thanks for sharing the pic!

92 kgirl 11.11.08 at 12:48 pm

@ Carolion. *head tilt* Ahn. I lof your comment :)

As for the puppers. MEGA-WANT (I will happily fight all you other peeps for the puppers….)

I am proud to announce that this is the new background on my laptop (at work…) and it makes me smile with its preciousnessness each time I see it. So much is just GOOD about the photo. The straight tail. The soft, velvety lookin floof. The ears. The little grin. The trusting mien of the pupper. The BROWN!!! Ahn. That’s some potent Qte right there.

Also, are those crumbs on the puppers back????

93 karla b 11.11.08 at 1:11 pm

Who put the Wee in Wiener Dog??

(@furfacelove – my husband thought the same thing.)

94 nancy 11.11.08 at 1:18 pm

Uber-weeeennie!

95 sami 11.11.08 at 1:29 pm

what happened to NOSEvember?!?!?

96 Theresa 11.11.08 at 1:49 pm

@Sami, look on the right of the picture– he has a nose, and a cute one at that!

97 Deirdre 11.11.08 at 3:22 pm

Portillo’s!! THE hot dog drive-through, so sadly not here in Texas. Angel(*, please wave for me. And the puppeh ain’t bad, either.

98 Karyn 11.11.08 at 3:47 pm

Must. Stuff. In. Mouf.

99 Hon Glad 11.11.08 at 3:55 pm

Is this something ‘cut my own throat Dibbler’ would sell?

100 Molls 11.11.08 at 4:07 pm

Uh, yeah, I want the doggie extra value meal with a large milkbone shake and could I get that with a toasted bun??

101 Eaglie 11.11.08 at 4:26 pm

I take issue with ketchup on any form of dog, living or processed, and especially when sauerkraut is involved.

102 Theresa 11.11.08 at 4:53 pm

@Hon Glad– Whereever people eat terrible food, there will be someone there to sell it to them. ;)

103 ThreeCatNight 11.11.08 at 4:54 pm

He is too delish to eat. Seems most likely that I’d just snorgle and lick him, myself, and that would satisfy my puppeh cravings.

104 jennine 11.11.08 at 5:09 pm

i must have looked at this picture a million times since you first posted it. he still makes me giggle.

105 Eagle 11.11.08 at 5:28 pm

I couldn’t eat him, because I would miss seeing him the next day and the next and the next and the next and the next etc. How could anyone live without one? Thank God I have one. A doxie that is.

106 Katrina 11.11.08 at 5:47 pm

Hon Glad-
“Is that pork?”
“In a manner of speaking”

Hooray for Terry Pratchett,I hope he is doing as well as possible.

107 Rizzo 11.11.08 at 6:26 pm

Awww geez….

108 Bayreutherfestspielbesucher 11.11.08 at 6:35 pm

Ich möchte einen Dackelbraten mit Senf, bitte. Mmm, schmeckt gut! Noch ein, bitte…

109 Bayreutherfestspielbesucher 11.11.08 at 6:36 pm

@Eagle: My wife grapples with the same dilemma several times a day. Doxies rock!

110 pny 11.11.08 at 6:38 pm

Notice how he’s so obediently holding his pose? He KNOWS he’s cute.

111 Paunchie 11.11.08 at 6:41 pm

love to eat them doggehs, doggehs I loves to eats, I nibble their little nose-ies, I kronche their tiny feets

112 Paunchie 11.11.08 at 6:43 pm

Schmeckt gut! Ja!

113 BeckyMonster 11.11.08 at 6:45 pm

Oh, so just because he’s a Daschund he gets put into a bun and called “Weinerschnitzelgruben”?

RACIST!

HA! KIDDING! Just got done reading the posts from the fabulous Rick James horse and couldn’t help being ridiculous.

The wee little pup is almost too much to bear!

114 Bayreutherfestspielbesucher 11.11.08 at 6:49 pm

Doxies seem to like being held up in the air. I think they’re entranced by view.

115 Bayreutherfestspielbesucher 11.11.08 at 6:50 pm

…er, by *the* view. Entschuldigung.

116 Kiragirl 11.11.08 at 7:07 pm

Do those come in packages of 8 or 10?

117 Paunchie 11.11.08 at 7:10 pm

(long german name person) – kittens are the same way

118 WannaSmile.com 11.11.08 at 7:28 pm

Ehn!!!! So adorable!

119 Alice 11.11.08 at 7:32 pm

Okay, I didn’t think you could top that horse that rode around in a car, but… well I think this is it.

120 Theresa 11.11.08 at 7:56 pm

Bayreutherfestspielebesucher:
Er ist der heilige Gral von Hunden. ;)

121 Paunchie 11.11.08 at 8:09 pm

Won’t someone think of his dignity?!?

122 Katelyn 11.11.08 at 8:14 pm

*is dead*
EHN!!! Its too much to handle!

123 Chanya 11.11.08 at 8:33 pm

Awwwwww – he is too sweet and trusting for words! LOF heem!

124 heleen 11.11.08 at 8:41 pm

OMG! This is seriously the cutest thing that I’ve seen in a very long time!!
Ontzettend schattig!

125 Von Zeppelin 11.11.08 at 8:50 pm

Bayreutherfestspielebesucher, wenn man Bayreuthfestspiel besucht, kann man da ein Dachshundbrotchen essen? (Verzeihung–Ich weiss nicht wie man ein Umlaut oder ein Eszett in “comments” machen kann.)

126 Theresa 11.11.08 at 8:54 pm

LOL!

127 meadowgirl 11.11.08 at 9:16 pm

*soft kronshe*

oh, bebeh puppeh in a bun. i luuuurve dis.

*ded*

128 katelyn 11.11.08 at 9:47 pm

your a bad person

129 warrior rabbit 11.11.08 at 10:03 pm

Von Zepp, Mein Deutsch hat sich leider verlernt, aber man kann ein Umlaut schaffen wenn ‘a’ (oder ‘o’ oder ‘u’) mit ‘e’ zusammengesezt ist. Umsonst weiss ich nichts.

130 Mary W. 11.11.08 at 10:32 pm

I bleened so hard my head hurts >< ahhhhn

131 c 11.11.08 at 11:16 pm

He’s sooo cute. I swore off new pets but………………

132 angel* 11.11.08 at 11:20 pm

@ butter- right on! Eet is a chicago hot dog. NO KETCHUP!!

133 Patricia 11.12.08 at 12:07 am

Always loved Daschunds. I once had a neighbor who had one, cutest little dog. So mild mannored and happy.

You have got to love those tiny little paws too!

134 mads 11.12.08 at 12:32 am

i want one of those, hese the cutest ever

135 RaemieL. 11.12.08 at 1:41 am

Hot and presh, get’cher hot dogs here! Totally needed a serving of the Qte today.

136 Nina 11.12.08 at 1:41 am

You broke me, CO. You really did. ;_;

137 spb 11.12.08 at 3:08 am

Von Zepp & B.F.S.B.,

So… what is the Bayreuth festival anyway? Just wondering.

138 spb 11.12.08 at 3:12 am

p.s. this has got to be one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. Even if it is a “repeated visual pun”

139 cheryl 11.12.08 at 3:26 am

oh boy oh boy oh boy! mom says it’s lunchtime! hey, wait a minute….
cutest little face, cutest little everything! yay for repeated visual puns!

140 Von Zeppelin 11.12.08 at 6:48 am

@spb–Bayreuth, a city in Bavaria, every summer holds a month-long festival of the works of Richard Wagner, including performances of his operas. Not sure if mini-Dachshunds are on the menu along with German music.

141 Theresa 11.12.08 at 1:35 pm

The theater in Bayreuth was built by Wagner, with the support of King Ludwig II, and specially designed to stage Wagner’s works. Underneath my many trades and interests, music nerd is my true vocation. ;)

142 tracyFlick 11.12.08 at 3:28 pm

yet another thing you cannot do with a cat

143 Ameri 11.12.08 at 6:01 pm

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That is all.

144 Kurt Parker 11.12.08 at 11:50 pm

OMG!!! So F*@!!ing cute

145 bone 11.12.08 at 11:52 pm

They plump when you cook em!

146 spb 11.13.08 at 2:12 am

@Von Zepp, et al… Danke for the info. (They really should have cute weinerpups there too, if they want a successful festival. But that’s just my humble opinion.)

147 spb 11.13.08 at 2:13 am

@Bone… Cute.

148 totalee puppy 11.13.08 at 11:08 pm

Molls…Great Extra Value
Meal!

149 emu 11.14.08 at 1:54 am

ohmigod. *squeals like there’s no tomorrow*. un-freakin-believably cute.

150 Katrina 11.14.08 at 6:03 pm

Oh, let’s hear it for the loooooooooooooog dogs of the world! Hooray!

151 Liora 11.21.08 at 12:33 am

So soft, such sweet little tiny doggy back, and big innocent eyes. Want!!!

152 contrariwise 12.05.08 at 6:14 pm

SOOOOOOOO!!! Adorable. Just want to eat it all up.(YUMM!)

153 Jijaba 01.18.09 at 8:32 pm

So cute!I LOVE Dauchsaunds!
That one is so tiny!He fits in a hotdog bun!Pass the cuteness,not the mustard.I found this off of Ultra Kawii,the guy said it spreaded like a virus!It does!

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