Delicious kitteh hair holiday cookies coming right up.
With tiny hairballs on top.
Eileen B., when the kitteh is in the mixer, make sure it’s on the low setting. Just like when kittehs are in the tumble dryer, they like a low setting.
Mmm Mmm, Sanitary!
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As the all-wise mug in the mall read: Everything tastes better with cat hair.
Someone, quick, dig up that cartoon where Marcus the dog who thinks his new found kitty pal has been turned into a cookie!
You’ll need to sift that flour, er, kitteh, a few more times. I can see there are still lumps there.
The kitteh needs to be much smoother to make a good kitteh, er, cookie dough!
S/he looks just like my Truffle (RIP). I bet that cat has a whole range of wonderful tricks-Truff-Truff did, for sure!
I love strained kittehs!! They are like strained peas, but better.
My bad – his name was Marc Antony, not Marcus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN2g0MyHABY
What? No hovers?? No CATEGORY TAG???
Must fix!!!
…et voila
I wanna know where the cat slav…owner got the colander–I would love a mesh colander that big!
The kitty is pretty adorable too, but I already have my own little grey cat to put in a colander!
BRILLIANT hovertext. worth the approximately six-minute wait.
Oops, I mean 26 minutes. more coffee, please.
Me too! I’ll take some coffee!
Can I call him “Colonel Mustache?”
No meal is complete without a cat hair. You need at least one.
TUM — Sounds right to me. Very sievelized.
beautiful kitten ! them eyes just grabbed me !
The glowing angry eyes in the smaller pic make me think there’s about to be some baking from scratch.
strrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiin out that kitty hair, once done, you can wrap hair into eety beeety balls. mash up kitty with sledgehammer. put in oven for ’bout 35?min. when taken out, make sure the angriness doesn’t accidentally scratch your head off. add hairballs.
Ladies and Gentlemen PRESENTING the New sensational kitty colander 2009. One size fits all. Note the fine mesh wire perfect for containing even the finest of ingredi-cats. Allowing for a cleaner wash and larger holding capacity.
This is the item to get for any fine gourma-cat on your list. Available juts in time for the Holiday season. Don’t wait to get your today supplies are limited
**Kitty not included with colander**
Something about grey kitties makes my heart melt.
and black kitties, and tuxedo kitties, and stripey kitties….
Any ’nuffs gonna take umbrage at Meg’s suggestion of cats-in-appliances? No?
I just wanted to say “umbrage.” Which is a great name for a bunneh, by the way.
(Xlnt-e H-text, Teho).
I see a kid’s book featuring Kitty Collander, P.I., and her slightly dumb but loyal dog partner named, er….OK, I don’t see a WHOLE book yet, but “Kitty Collander, P.I.” is pretty catchy.
@Teho: “Sievelized”—LOL!!!!!
Kitteh in the colander is obviously feeling drained.
Colanders are the new boxes, for Spring 2009. They allow for improved air circulation, while still providing maxiumum squishitude. They were on all the runways at fashion week this year.
They’re like cat hammocks.
I have a magnet in my kitchen that says “In this house cat hair is a condiment”.
Any time someone points out that there’s a cat hair in the food I just point to the magnet. I see it as fair warning!
Always use a large mesh collander for cats. Otherwise it just gets clogged up with cat hair.
BTW, because “colander-hab” is kind of clumsy, we refer to the treatment program for such kitties as “mesh-hab.”
Yep. Kitteh is a mesh addict.
I love it when cats lie in bowls with their little heads dangling over the side, casually looking around. It’s even more fun when it’s a mesh or glass dish so you can look through the sides and see how a cat, like a liquid, takes on the shape of its container. I must go home and make a Pyrex mixing bowl available to my cat at ONCE.
She will then avoid it studiously, because I WANT her to get into it.
DONT EAT HER OR COOK HER what r they trying to do strain the blood out of her like with pasta but with blood not water
@katie,
I don’t get your comment – is it biting wit or are you actually worried people want to eat cats. In case you are concerned please note the website you are at – people here love animals (even as we speak I am putting both my beloved cats in a colander so I can get a cute photo – although neither is co operating).
LOL @ both the pic and Berthaservant. I continue to be a little bit in love with you!
“mesh addict”. Snort.
Theo, so great about the
2010 colander!
jenjen-”baking from scratch” LOL LOL LOL!
BServ–I thought that was
a crayon…”Burnt Umbrage”…no?
hovertext win.
I love the smell of umbrage in the mornin’. Smells like victory.
Sarah:
Didn’t you know? Cats *are* a liquid. That is why the container you use to take a cat to the vet is called a “kitty bottle”.
…erm, maybe that’s just at my house?
It’s such a strain to think of another pun, but “mesh addict” almost sent me snerking to the floor, B-Serv! Now I feel so drained. Speaking of draining, Picky has been “draining” a lot since he’s been on subQ fluids! Does anyone know if that’s a good sign?
@Mberkie0, it’s par for the course with subQ. You will be changing the litter a lot. Otherwise how does Picky seem?
‘I shall remain here. Go about your business. This is now mine.’
teh punz iz killin me
@Theresa: Picky is doing extremely well for a senior catizen. He still wants to play, he loves his brushies, he eats his ridiculously expensive dry crunchies with moderate appetite (I think they bore him), eyes and ears clear, fur shiny and extremely floofy, energy pretty good for an old guy, sleeps a little more than he used to. He has also become more cling-y than he used to. I’m thinking of changing his middle name to Velcro.
Oh, and by the way, remember not to over mix your kittehs because they can get a little tough.
mberkie0-or from Picky to Sticky-he’ll never know the diff.
@Mberkie0, excellent! Just keep up the subQ, get his levels taken regularly and watch out for anemia.
@Theresa: thx for advice. The subQ is a bit of a trial for both of us…..
Sucha beautiful cat, lovely colour! *pat,pat,pat*
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