I’ve Got My Eye on You, Pal…

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 26, 2008

… and I’ve got my other eye on your friend, there, so don’t try anything funny.  And, um … if you could just stand next to each other and try not to move in different directions, that would be great, thanks.

Seriously, could one of you jiggle my head a little?

You’ve opened our eyes, Jaime G.

{ 48 comments }

1 Viki 11.26.08 at 3:12 pm

Gollum?

2 Erebella 11.26.08 at 3:14 pm

What is this little guy, a baby sloth or something? That widdle tongue is priceless.

3 sas 11.26.08 at 3:14 pm

Hm… sort of resembles me after Thanksgiving Dinner.

4 Laura 11.26.08 at 3:20 pm

What is it?

5 biscuithead 11.26.08 at 3:27 pm

SCHNOZZLE!!!!!

And the leetle tongue!

6 Ophelia 11.26.08 at 3:32 pm

New rule of cuteness? Tongue sticking out?

7 chanpon 11.26.08 at 3:35 pm

Snouty!

8 PACAT 11.26.08 at 3:41 pm

BIG BROWN EYES,BLACK SHINY NOSE,SOFT BROWN FUR? OMG!! WHERE ARE THAT POOR PUPPIES EARS?

9 Kristabelle 11.26.08 at 3:49 pm

Happy Slothsgiving!

Reminds me of Marty Feldman…

10 Poohbear 11.26.08 at 3:50 pm

Slooooooothhhhh bebehh !!! Gaaah.

Vocabularical meltdown, as Teho would say.

11 Hila 11.26.08 at 4:01 pm

“And furthermore, PTTHHHHBBBTHHH” :P

12 platedlizard 11.26.08 at 4:04 pm

I theeeeenk dis is a baby sloth. I theenk. the widdle tongue is kyooote.

13 Wombats 11.26.08 at 4:09 pm

OMG! She can see into my soul!

14 Noelegy 11.26.08 at 4:10 pm

There is a Billy Squier song called “Eye On You,” with the chorus going, “Got my eye on you.”

At my desk at work, I have a snapshot of my grand-nephew, giving a very suspicious eye over his mom’s shoulder. Because his lil cheek is smushed into her shoulder, one eye looks larger than the other.

Every time that song comes up on my iPod, I find myself looking at the photo. “Got my eye on you.”

Now I have a new visual reference to add to this.

Oh well, it made sense in my head.

15 jen 11.26.08 at 4:10 pm

ACK!

16 Hon Glad 11.26.08 at 4:11 pm

Leather nose and googly eyes.

17 Noelle 11.26.08 at 4:25 pm

My precious.

BTW, this is off topic, but did any one see the story of the student in China who was bitten by a panda. He jumped the fence into the panda enclosure to give the panda a hug and it bit him. He wasn’t seriously hurt but he said the panda looked so cute and cuddly he just didn’t think it would bite. I guess even cute and cuddly animals have personal space issues. Lets all be careful with our wildlife interactions out there.

Ok, back to cute sloth (or whatever) baby. Someone please help him with that eye will you.

18 crazyweinerdoglady 11.26.08 at 4:49 pm

yes, bebehh sloth…

OFF TOPIC – Who won the trivia contest????

19 chanpon 11.26.08 at 4:50 pm

@Noelle – Good for the panda! If someone found me cute and cuddly, and decided to break into my home to give a hug, I’d bite him too. Yeah, appreciate the nice thought, but um, no thanks.

20 steppy 11.26.08 at 4:53 pm

Baby sloth is muy adorables. Wants to cuddle wittle baby. Wittle tongue reminds me of one of my kitties. she does that also.

21 T.L 11.26.08 at 4:53 pm
22 Theresa 11.26.08 at 5:02 pm

What ees eet!!?

23 Theresa 11.26.08 at 5:03 pm

PS mini-tongue!

24 Lisa Kate 11.26.08 at 5:14 pm

@Noelle- Have you seen this story from 2006?? http://www.pandafix.com/pandafix/2006/09/unreal_man_bite.html
this guy seriously BIT a panda!

and the bebeh’s wittle tongue makes my heart melt!

25 Not That Mike The Other Mike 11.26.08 at 5:15 pm

@crazyweinerdoglady: We did pick a winner, and I’m working on a post with the announcement and answers for tomorrow. My apologies for not having it ready today, but holiday plans plus our day jobs have kept us all busy. :-)

[That, and we don't have any spare wishbones yet. - Ed.]

26 Lisa Kate 11.26.08 at 5:16 pm

@Noelle, again!-Oh and its the same panda!! who thinks its a good idea to snug a panda? this is the news story from this new panda “attack”: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/as_china_panda_bites_student

27 berthaservant 11.26.08 at 5:18 pm

Soft, silky, strabismic sloth.
Seeing, searing into my soul.
Slimy sniffer,
Sending out his tongue.

Squee, say I. Salud.

[Some say sloth, she is strabismic,
Since she spies, some separate souls... - Ed.]

28 girlnextdoortn 11.26.08 at 5:36 pm

Fantastic captions, fantastic animal.

29 Heather 11.26.08 at 5:55 pm

not cute. gross.

30 Annie 11.26.08 at 6:04 pm

Baby sloth + oogly eyes = adorable…

The new Math! x D

31 Annie 11.26.08 at 6:07 pm

Looks at Berthaservants coffee shop poem… snaps fingers and raises chocolate mocha in respect.

32 Psilopathic 11.26.08 at 6:43 pm

moishest of nosescicles *kiss*

33 yeahIusePhotoshoptoo 11.26.08 at 7:38 pm

i’m goin over to icanhascheezburger until y’all put up sumpthin’ CUTE

34 Theo 11.26.08 at 7:44 pm

…aaand stay there.

35 smo 11.26.08 at 8:23 pm

ooh she is so precious!! her eyes have that look… just like sid in ice age… sloths are great!

36 bookmonstercats 11.26.08 at 8:36 pm

… and the blue towel of heavenliness. Let joy be unbounded..

37 Sniper 11.26.08 at 9:00 pm

This post has a baby sloth and beat poetry. Honestly, if someone can’t appreciate that, the only suitable response is pity.

(Off to click paypal button.)

38 NotAnotherMilo 11.26.08 at 9:57 pm

I’m just sayin’…beat poetry, obscure references to Eddie Izzard, PDQ Bach, and Carol Burnett, The occasional haiku.. along with the wide array of cute aminals. i luvs you people!

39 kittiegreens 11.26.08 at 10:41 pm

Baby sloths are kind of cute in a creepy way o_O

40 Redboned 11.27.08 at 2:09 am

That is one wall-eyed little scoper, isn’t he? Ah, but I’m sure they’ll eventually end up pointing in the same general direction. He just needs a little practice playing peep-eye. :D

41 Jenn 11.27.08 at 2:45 am

So, I can see qte and learn vocabulary! Thx for “strabismic” Berthaservant! CO is awesome!

42 totalee puppy 11.27.08 at 3:32 am

I have more reasons to be
thankful this year because
I found CO…and baby sloth.

43 Zebra 11.27.08 at 5:21 am

It looks like its gonna eat me O.o

44 Silence 11.27.08 at 11:54 am

um, yeah. it’s just kinda scary

45 Katrina 11.27.08 at 12:20 pm

I am fascinated that this little fella has inspired Beat poetry. He doesn’t have a beret, and if I’m remembering correctly, he doesn’t resemble Allan Ginsberg, but, poetic license is a wonderful thing! You are just right, Berthaservant.
Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Thursday, peeps!

I have a ‘lazy eye’ does that count as strabismatic?

46 hamster-on-rye 11.28.08 at 4:14 am

Unbounded joy!

47 Adam 11.28.08 at 4:25 am

The caption and description have made me laugh all three times I’ve read them. “[T]ry not to move in different directions”… I love it.

48 Blazora 12.16.08 at 5:47 pm

People today are SO stupid.

Sloths are my mum’s favourite animals, and one of mine (my main one is a seal), and nobody nowadays pronounce sloth like you SHOULD.

First, say “oh”, as in, “oh my god your clothes are so ten minutes ago”.
Secondly, say “oh” in sloth, rather than “O” in “Dog”.

SO remember, say “oh” in sloth, instead of “O”!

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