I Kissed A Dog (And I Liked It)

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 10, 2008

The taste of his milkbone dog lips

I kissed a dog just to try it

I hope my cat boyfriend don’t mind it

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Judy O. I think you should either separate them or get a recording contract STAT.

{ 59 comments }

1 Katrina 11.10.08 at 4:03 pm

Oh, man is this interspecies snorgling or what?

2 Annie 11.10.08 at 4:05 pm

Ewww Dog Cooties!!

3 lawyerjenn 11.10.08 at 4:08 pm

oh NTMTOM….you have TOTALLY out done yourself on this one.

4 DKN 11.10.08 at 4:13 pm

HAHA! Dis is sooooo much better than the other song.

5 Hon Glad 11.10.08 at 4:15 pm

Goggie looks ”Ew Tuna”

6 ThreeCatNight 11.10.08 at 4:22 pm

I’ll be licking you -
always
With a love that’s true-
always
Saw you sitting there,
Thought a kiss you’d share,
With that golden hair -
always,always.
Saw those velvet eyes,
near me,
Paused, and thought aloud,
“Dear me!”
Dog, you well may be,
you mean more to me.
So, we’ll happy be –
Always!

(Ah, forbidden love!)

7 260Oaklye 11.10.08 at 4:24 pm

Zombie kitteh is trying to suck the dog’s brain out through his snout.

8 metsakins 11.10.08 at 4:24 pm

are you sure he’s not checking the teeth for food scraps?

9 Fegli 11.10.08 at 4:26 pm

Aw pretty cat! Apparently cocker spaniels are the dumbest of the dogs though, so watch out kitty! Don’t let your heart be stolen by a blonde!

10 Carrie 11.10.08 at 4:28 pm

I’m assuming this is Perry not Sobule?

I suppose it could be either…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclQZ4W2VZ0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6q45XgnfZ0

11 Annie J. 11.10.08 at 4:28 pm

Hahaha love it! :)

12 Theo 11.10.08 at 4:31 pm

Carrie — the former (in this case).

13 Erebella 11.10.08 at 4:33 pm

I just hope it wasn’t a french kiss. Ew

14 Theo 11.10.08 at 4:33 pm

Nah, that’d be a poodle. [rimshot]

15 Theresa 11.10.08 at 4:47 pm

Wocka wocka!

16 sas 11.10.08 at 6:05 pm

I didn’t have to get further than the headline to know that it was NTMTOM. LOL!!

Awesome!!

17 Kar 11.10.08 at 6:07 pm

He’s just not that into you.

18 DKN 11.10.08 at 6:10 pm

Oh and btw, NTMTOM, thanks for the earworm! I can’t get that kissed a girl song out of my noggin!

19 muttluver 11.10.08 at 6:19 pm

I don’t like the earworm… but I do like Nomtom’s version of the song. If only it were the original… And if I’m not mistaken, the cat’s actually biting the dog’s nose.

20 muttluver 11.10.08 at 6:20 pm

And ThreeCatNight, I love your version, even if I can’t think of the tune right now.

21 ThreeCatNight 11.10.08 at 6:30 pm

@muttlover:
Thank you. It’s that old Irving Berlin song, “Always”, because I love some of those old standards! (and I love puppehs, too)

22 AuntieMame 11.10.08 at 6:36 pm

The kitteh may like it but I don’t think the puppeh is quite so sure.

23 Katrina 11.10.08 at 6:41 pm

muttlover- the tune is “I’ll be Loving You, Always”, sung as weddings in times gone by- think low, then pretty much up a major scale with “always” high and then what a major second, then to the low tones again up the scale “With a love that’s true-Always… It is a waltz.
Earworm shared.

24 laylaness 11.10.08 at 6:51 pm

Great. Thanks NomTom. Not only do I have that song stuck in my head, I’m singing it quietly to myself with your lyrics.

*sigh*

25 carol m. 11.10.08 at 6:57 pm

@katrina: interspecies snogging.

26 T.U.M. 11.10.08 at 6:59 pm

tinytabbytinytabbytinytabby

27 berthaservant 11.10.08 at 7:16 pm

Katrina — Irving Berlin FTW!

2nd place the Jill Sobule version.

3rd place the other one where the singer only knows how to scream.

By the way, kitteh’s left paw is poised for a vicious slap if doggeh tries to use any tongue.

28 Phill 11.10.08 at 7:19 pm

Auuuughhhhh! Dog lips! Lips of dog! [/lucy van pelt]

29 CJ 11.10.08 at 7:20 pm

Goggie looks revolted. It might just be too wrong to be right..

30 starling 11.10.08 at 7:39 pm

That’s what you get for feeing the dog tuna.

31 starling 11.10.08 at 7:39 pm

FeeDing.

32 Leslie 11.10.08 at 7:41 pm

Well, it is good to know that my kind of crazy is in good company here on CO. I was singing “I Kissed a Cat” to one of my kittehs the other day…

“I kissed a cat and I liked it / Right on his kitty-cat head / I kissed a cat and I liked it / Hope my other cat don’t mind it”

::looking around for the men in white coats::

33 scoobie 11.10.08 at 7:43 pm

I kissed NTMTOM and I liked it..

34 kmira 11.10.08 at 8:28 pm

Nice – just bust out laughing at my desk. Best Caption. The dog looks a little taken aback though.

35 cataddict 11.10.08 at 8:31 pm

@scoobie: do tell….!

36 KD 11.10.08 at 8:47 pm

Oh god, that song makes me grind my teeth…but yet, it is just so appealing when applied to kittlets and doggies! Absolutely adorable, this site always brings a smile to my face.

37 Khadija 11.10.08 at 9:15 pm

the doggy is a bit on the chubby side. just like i like them. :)

38 Gail (the first one) 11.10.08 at 10:06 pm

@leslie: LOL!!! Always good to hear of others who sing songs to their pets…..I ALWAYS do. The tunes change, but the lyrics usually include playing and toys. So if the men in the white coats come, at least we’ll have each other for company!!

(oh, and I DO like the song!)

39 anner 11.10.08 at 10:25 pm

leslie — my husband and i have a long list of silly songs with various combos the words “kitty”, “fluff”, “loaf”, and “meowmy” — that’s right, “meowmy” — worked into them (as well as our cat’s name). just this morning he was singing (to the tune of “Head, Knees and Toes”):

Our kitty is a loaf,
Is a loaf!
Our kitty is a loaf.
Fluff and tail and
Paws and Nose,
Our kitty is a loaf
is a loaf!

It doesn’t quite rhyme, but it’s still pretty catchy.

So anyway, yes, you are in good company!

40 Theresa 11.11.08 at 12:08 am

Oh, I have so many! Especially for my poor late Stinky, a black and white cat with a sumptuous coat– I used to sing to the tune of “Mr. Grinch”:

“You’re a clean one,
Mr. Stink,
You really are a sight,
Your coat’s so bright and shiny,
You glow in the dark at night
Mr. Stink!”

41 Speedcat 11.11.08 at 12:20 am

ohhh my!!!

42 muttluver 11.11.08 at 1:57 am

I know the “Always” song, I just blanked on the tune for a moment. Thanks, Katrina… are you a musician? Sounds like it…

Our dog howls to the tune of Happy Birthday. Just say the words, “Happy Birthday”, and he’ll start talking to you. But other than that, we don’t really have any songs for him… though my mom occasionally sings, “You Are My Sunshine.” And I do sing AT him… all the time. He just looks at me like I’m crazy. :)

43 anner 11.11.08 at 6:15 am

…that’s “Head, *Shoulders*, Knees and Toes”…

44 Red 11.11.08 at 7:39 am

@anner: that’s really cute that he did that and that you both do that. Aw.

45 Leslie 11.11.08 at 3:06 pm

Oh, my god, I’m laughing… Y’all are the best.

Another song at my home every morning when I am toweling off while still standing in the bathtub and there’s one or two kittehs on the side of the tub on the other side of the curtain… “I see a little silhouette-o of a kitteh / Meow, meow, meow / Meow, meow, meow”

46 Pups'nstuff 11.11.08 at 4:37 pm

Someone’s about to get: a. their face bitten off, b. claw-swiped.

47 Theresa 11.11.08 at 4:49 pm

Sometimes we’re in a Sondheim mood, and I would sing
“Attend the tale of Stinky Todd,
He had a black and white fuzzy bod . . .” etc.

48 Katrina 11.11.08 at 6:05 pm

Oh, where do I start?

Berthaservant, I’m sorry to have to ask, but what does “FTW” mean?

Theresa, thank you for THAT earworm-a young musician in the orchestra was playing it last week, and I finally got rid of it and *BANG* here it is again!

Muttluver-I sing to Killer Corgi-and I find that if I sing a command, she will(almost)always remember it and do it. I think animals are much for tone and rhythm aware than we give them credit for being. I was a singer, now can’t, so I’m starting the cello this week. I have a youth orchestra, where I am administrator.

Peeps, I’m told that my cello will be coming to the cello store today. I will find out if Killer Corgi can deal with my practicing. Film at 11. No, not really, but I’ll tell you what ensues.

Pups’nstuff-I thought the same thing, but commented with my better angels on my shoulder.

Theresa- “Attend the tale or tail of Stinky Todd? Just checking….

49 warrior rabbit 11.11.08 at 10:08 pm

Katrina, FTW is ‘for the win.’

50 Irene 11.11.08 at 11:15 pm

Cocker Spaniels are NOT stupid Fegli! They are smart, loyal, nuzzly, and have the best neck rolls of all.

51 Theresa 11.12.08 at 12:11 am

Or “Fhat the Wuck.” ;)

52 Judy O. 11.12.08 at 2:57 am

That cocker spaniel is my own dear Walter, and the kitty is my kitty, SugarPlum. She absolutely loved my dogs and she was always either trying to nap on top of them, or snuggling with them. She just reached her paws out and gave him a big smackaroo!!! Thanks for using one of my very favorite photos!!! Both of them have been gone to the Rainbow Bridge for several years now. It was such a treat to see them both here! Thank you!!!

53 AuntieMame 11.12.08 at 3:06 am

LOL @ Theresa. That’s what I always say in my head when I read it.

And your animals were lovely, Judy O. Thanks for sending the photo in!

54 Snowy Owl 11.12.08 at 8:36 am
55 Katrina 11.12.08 at 3:09 pm

Warrior Rabbit- Thanks!

Berthaservant- Thanks- I won! I’d like to thank the Academy and all the little people who…

Snowy Owl- I really don’t get this generation- I am hopelessly stuck on the beautiful and uplifting, but thanks for the Anthropological field trip.

No cello yet; bummed.

Gotta go do errands, catch ya later, all! (We in CT don’t say that ‘you all’ contraction).

56 Katrina 11.12.08 at 3:11 pm

Judy O- what wonderful critters they must have been, true characters!

57 Cristina 11.16.08 at 2:40 pm

Crazy cat…..kkkk
crazy love…

58 totalee puppy 11.16.08 at 3:14 pm

ssshhhh…jus’ let me keees…
Starling–So great:”feeding the dog tuna.”

59 totalee puppy 11.16.08 at 3:33 pm

KATRINA–Hope your cello arrives soon! May I resubmit a possible name for your cello? “Monti” (or “Monty”).

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