Bon-bons, s’il vous plaît

by Meg on November 29, 2008

Pleeeeeease, pass moi zuh bon-bons.

I need zem.

I need zem very, very, very moshe. [chomps own paw in distress]

This smooshed-face lethal cuteness found by Kaity J. >^•^<

{ 84 comments }

1 Szilvia 11.29.08 at 9:47 pm

Meg.. do you HAVE to keel me with ze kyute frensh akzent and the even more kyute ball of silver floof?

I admit it, I watched the entire thing with a head-tilt.

*shakes fist in air -”damn you and your overload of teh cute!”*

2 pny 11.29.08 at 9:47 pm

It’s a Tammy Faye Bakker cat with those eyes.

3 Jenn 11.29.08 at 9:48 pm

Give this kitteh whatever she wants! I am captive!

4 Isabel 11.29.08 at 9:49 pm

Ohmygod SO CUTE

5 Boomer's Babysitter 11.29.08 at 9:51 pm

Awwww!

6 chanpon 11.29.08 at 10:06 pm

This kitten will haunt me in my dreams tonight.

7 Utterly sickened by the cute 11.29.08 at 10:06 pm

‘What’s this? Can I gnaw on this? Then I shall…’

8 Julie 11.29.08 at 10:09 pm

Egads, the chirp has rendered me absolutely useless! Le sigh.

9 berthaservant 11.29.08 at 10:10 pm

Tin man voice: Now I know I have a heart, ’cause it’s breaking.

10 Lizzy 11.29.08 at 10:14 pm

I MUST huff zees kitteh! Naow!!!

11 Katrina 11.29.08 at 10:26 pm

Its the cat from ‘eep-anima’!

Just too wonderful. Too, too….

12 Annie 11.29.08 at 10:29 pm

Some one is in big trouble because there will be no denying theis cutey anything. ever never no how no way!

13 binky-mama 11.29.08 at 10:39 pm

I detect a level of stubbular-ness that is past the legal limit.

tsk tsk…for SHAME C.O.

14 Theo 11.29.08 at 11:19 pm

I’ll be needing a badge number and the name of your superior officer.

15 Erebella 11.29.08 at 11:21 pm

Shake your bon-bon, baby, shake your bon-bon. Meow

16 the other Brenda 11.29.08 at 11:42 pm

this kitteh will someday rule the universe!!!

17 debg 11.30.08 at 12:19 am

I didn’t realize how tiny s/he was until I saw THE HAND. What a tinykins.

18 Fegli 11.30.08 at 12:44 am

So I wanted to go look for TV listings, but I just couldn’t… look… away..!

*siiigh* makes me want a kitty

19 Kaity J. 11.30.08 at 12:45 am

YAYYYYY! I was the sender-inner on this one! I could not stand keeping the toxicity of cute to mehself anymore! Now everyone is this petite smooshed face’s victim! Mwahaha!
=]

20 Shaz 11.30.08 at 1:24 am

siiiiiiiiigh. I want.

21 PierreLabite 11.30.08 at 2:22 am

That is not a kitteh, that’s a baby ewok.

22 Gail (the first one) 11.30.08 at 3:02 am

Zee eyes of zees pauvre kitteh, zey need to clean—-eet ees distracting me from ze Cute!!!

23 totalee puppy 11.30.08 at 3:29 am

Marguerite, peel me a grape.

24 cachorro 11.30.08 at 3:32 am

Remember, s’il vous plait,
le “Smooshed Face Caturday”? Eet ees getting
better, sans doute. I really loved that song, Meg.

25 SilentMouse 11.30.08 at 3:38 am

Oh, that is fabulous! That kitten is so leetle it still has blue eyes!

26 jazmella 11.30.08 at 3:59 am

I can’t handle eet! Zee fluffiness! Ees too CUTE!! I CAN’T DO EET!!

AND VHY DO I TALK LIKE ZIS WHENEVER I ZEE A CUTE ANIMAL!

27 cait 11.30.08 at 4:02 am

please notice, that youtube has chosen a barry white song as a related video.

28 Samantha 11.30.08 at 4:45 am

Kitty whimpers!

I actually said the word “bon bons” today and it made one of my friends crack up.

29 kneecoal 11.30.08 at 6:00 am

Oui leetle keetee, you can ‘ave ze bon bons. But I do require a leetle keees in advance! keeskeeskees

30 Bonnie 11.30.08 at 6:03 am

This kitten is going to grow up to be SO spoiled. You know it’ll just have to let out a few “meep-meeps” & “chirp-chirps” and the humans will come running with whatever it wants.

31 Claire 11.30.08 at 6:09 am

OMG, that’s soooo adorable! I practically cried watching this! What kind of kitten is this anyway?

32 Ponygirl 11.30.08 at 6:10 am

The video link at the end of the Chipmunk eating out of a woman’s hand is pretty killer too.

33 waffles'momma 11.30.08 at 6:57 am

wait, did I see a human nipple?

34 angel* 11.30.08 at 8:19 am

*fell over dead on floor-too much to handle*

35 cheesybird 11.30.08 at 10:39 am

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! The paws! The paws!! Black toe beans in a sea of white fuzzulence!!!! Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!! *sploit*

36 Subhangi 11.30.08 at 11:22 am

Can’t… stand… the cute…

*bawls*

37 Kimbelly 11.30.08 at 12:05 pm

waffles’momma – That’s not a nip, it’s just a peach colored shirt with some pink embroidery!!

38 flowerfanatic 11.30.08 at 12:50 pm

This little babe is a Shaded Silver Persian. It’s marked just as it should be with black eyeliner, black toe beans, and it will probably have beautiful turquoise eyes.

39 LR 11.30.08 at 1:02 pm
40 pyrit 11.30.08 at 1:33 pm

Yesterday, all my tribbles seemed so far awayyyy…

41 Katrina 11.30.08 at 2:18 pm

As God is my witness, this is possibly the cutest non-cat/dog/rabbit/red panda/giraffe film I have ever seen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y4cQEEyuTw&feature=related
Well, at least porcupines aren’t 17 feet tall….

42 essensual 11.30.08 at 2:26 pm

The miniscule mew mew mew just kill me!!!

43 Sunstorm 11.30.08 at 2:34 pm

Oh my God! Kitten squweak at 00:10!!!!

I haz to try theez accent theng ven I saw all de othyer people doing et. Fun!

44 Sunstorm 11.30.08 at 2:35 pm

Failed. My accent is mostly unreadable. :(

45 warrior rabbit 11.30.08 at 2:39 pm

Sunstorm — No, eet ees fine.

46 crazyweinerdoglady 11.30.08 at 2:44 pm

Katrina! bebeh porcupet sooooo cute!

47 warrior rabbit 11.30.08 at 3:01 pm

Katrina, that porcupine was soooo kyoot! And did you notice that was Birdchick’s channel? (Of Disapproving Rabbits fame.)

Porcupines always look like they’re wearing hula skirts.

48 warrior rabbit 11.30.08 at 3:02 pm

Pyrit! Where were you on the road hog thread?!

49 leslie 11.30.08 at 3:40 pm

Meg — remember all the other times, I wrote in, to say an item was the BEST ITEM EVER POSTED?

I was WRONG.

Someone please notify Winston. Someone younger and (gasp?) CUTER??????
has emerged. It’s always that way in the nation that gave birth to
HollyWeird.
I am SO repentant, Winston.

(but ……..)

50 Peanutcat 11.30.08 at 4:01 pm

What do you mean “wants a bon-bon”? It IS a bon-bon! I WANTS!

51 Dewi 11.30.08 at 4:20 pm

LR

Thanks for your you tube link and I return the favour with
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gY0MSuyaKMk&feature=related

52 Katrina 11.30.08 at 4:22 pm

That porcupine should be mine. I’ll give it banananananas and I won’t try to hug it until it puts its quills down and I’ll be very nice to it. Can you imagine the adorable Porcupine and Corgi photos? No, neither can I. Feh.

53 Katrina 11.30.08 at 4:25 pm

Oh, yes, Dewi- I played that thing so many times I memorized that little ditty and it became an earworm!

Love each kittie with its own headbobbing action! Thanks!

54 Theresa 11.30.08 at 4:36 pm

Katrina– I fainted at the porklypine, and am only just coming around. Must not look again

55 Jacqueline 11.30.08 at 5:13 pm

OMG. The baby teef, the baby pawsies, the wittle baby nosie! SQUEEEEEE!!!! :D

56 Noelegy 11.30.08 at 5:53 pm

There IS one way to ramp up the cuteness to even more lethal levels: watch this video for the first time with a four-year-old in your lap. I was showing this site to my niece yesterday and we watched the poor helpless kitteh together, and her squeals were infectious.

57 Katrina 11.30.08 at 5:53 pm

Theresa- isn’t that the just the most wonderful face on that porklypine?

This white kitty is wonderful too, this is a good day.

58 Michele 11.30.08 at 6:35 pm

This is the cutest kitten ever! Where can I get one?!

59 Beth 11.30.08 at 7:15 pm

My kitty started squeaking when he heard me playing this video. TOO CUTE! :)

60 Formica 11.30.08 at 10:29 pm

Beth, right after leetle Persian kitteh went “Meep!” my old Persian kitteh went “Meep!” and I had to hit pause so I could go snorgle him. Or is that paws?

61 Formica 11.30.08 at 10:29 pm

Beth, right after leetle Persian kitteh went “Meep!” my old Persian kitteh went “Meep!” and I had to hit pause so I could go snorgle him. Or is that paws?

62 Meriweather 12.01.08 at 2:16 am

Mew. Mew. Meerp! Mew…

Too much fluffulence for even a hardened cynic like me… *staggers* Overload. Overload. *flomp*

63 totalee puppy 12.01.08 at 4:32 am

I have had the worst craving for bon-bons…I don’t want to compete with crowds
at the mall for
Godiva Chocolates…Is a
snack-size Nestle Crunch
bar a bon-bon?

64 Wendy 12.01.08 at 5:04 am

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

Must nom the nose and the ears and the PAWS!

Flowerfanatic said “toe beans!”

65 Christine H 12.01.08 at 6:16 am

So impossibly fluffy and adorable! *cuddles the little snowy fluffball*

66 Londoner 12.01.08 at 11:19 am

When are they going to invent snorglevision? When?

*smooches screen helplessly*

67 jackie31337 12.01.08 at 1:04 pm

Fegli “*siiigh* makes me want a kitty”

Oh no, the conspiracy has gotten to you too!

pyrit “Yesterday, all my tribbles seemed so far awayyyy…”

ROFL! If that parody does not yet exist, someone really must write it. Not me, though, because I’m not enough of an original series geek to pull it off.

68 Katrina 12.01.08 at 4:30 pm

Sing-Songy voice-
Tuuuuuurrrrreeeeeeessssuuuhhh,

Meet Agra, the porklypine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENb4k5xAsv0&NR=1
from your friend, K.

Now everybdy else can see it too. thankskby.

69 Paunchie 12.01.08 at 5:09 pm

Agra kinda scary, huh?? Can’t they shoot those quills?? Don’t let them kids geet to close! Ze grand rongeur!

70 tracyFlick 12.01.08 at 6:17 pm

Persians.

They make the best rugs.

And the best cats.

71 Jenn in IL 12.01.08 at 6:38 pm

Oh, good Lord…she still has her baby keeten blue eyes! I love, I love, I love. She is beautiful.

The kitten I saved at 4 weeks and gave to a friend at 8 weeks recently lost her blue eyes to the more common greenish. She looks much more like the Devil now…the blue eyes are just SO innocent and beautiful.

72 Katrina 12.01.08 at 6:47 pm

Paunchie- No, porklypines can’t throw their quills- they do however, back up at their foes. And they don’t ‘beep’ while they are doing it.

Actually, the do make a tooth clattering sound way before they land the stickies into you. You would know.

73 Katrina 12.01.08 at 6:50 pm

Actually, I just had a vision of a porklypine luurkenspoinging somebody backwards- Theresa- are ya with me here? Erebella, BServant, Theo- can you just see it- Oh, Hamster-on-Rye, Warriorrabbit-Totaleepuppy-NOMTOM-I know you can, yes?

74 Katrina 12.01.08 at 7:10 pm

I am having a quiet conversation with a friend of mine about going to the Philadelphia Flower Show this year-AAA is running a bus from somewhere or other in CT to the show- is anybody else going?

75 warrior rabbit 12.01.08 at 7:38 pm

Katrina, I took that tour (uh, with other people), I met that porcupine (well at the WAP, not the Zoo, but still)! I was going to say it earlier, then was all, oh, never mind.

I’d never been up close and personal with a porcupine before, or an ambassador, much less an ambassador (peers through monacle self-importantly) porcupine.

That porcupine is why I think they look like they’re wearing hula skirts.

You know, the behind the scenes stuff at the WAP/Zoo is worth it, imho.

76 Katrina 12.01.08 at 8:13 pm

warrior rabbit- was the tour fun? Can a person who uses a cane still have fun? Wanna go again? I know it is a lot of walking – thinking of renting myself one of those motorized cart thingys.
I like the Ambassador Porklypine- I’d be very happy to meet Agar!

The Philadelphia Zoo is sooo calling me right now. Do they still have flutterbys?

77 Danilelle 12.02.08 at 4:54 am

dangerous! Why is it that when things are tiny and extremely cute, I want to squish them?

78 Katrina 12.02.08 at 5:34 pm

Danielle-my guess is that you would only do it once in the case of the porklypine.
The kitten is another story. Choose well.

79 mberkie0 12.02.08 at 9:10 pm

Le porc-epic (say “pork-ay-peek), ‘ee is vair’qte, n’est-ce pas? Mais, mes amis, I am not of accord zat le chaton persian is ze best kittain, alzo zees one is vair’qte, too. I am of opinion zat ze best kittain is one you ‘ave close by enough to snorfle and pat.

80 Paunchie 12.02.08 at 9:33 pm

“snorf – Le” en francais, NON?

81 totalee puppy 12.03.08 at 2:08 am

Katrina…Somehow I have
gotten porklypine vision…
I see it!

82 hamster-on-rye 12.03.08 at 2:15 am

L. Katrina–What would life be without Katrina’s vision? Grant me that vision, great OGD–I will see!

83 Katrina 12.03.08 at 11:59 am

Totalee puppy and hamster-on-rye, good, good, now see the porklypine backing up to the nasty prey and *lurkensproing!!* The helpless (but very nasty prey who never ever uses signal lights when turning) is taken completely off-guard and now wishes that s/he had used her/his signal lights and will always use them from now on, even when changing lanes! Hooray Porklypine of Justice! Hooray!

84 neko 01.02.09 at 7:27 pm

Is it just me or do I spy a panda on kitty’s paw??

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