Be the Banana

by Not That Mike The Other Mike on November 3, 2008

Relax, young apprentice.  Clear your mind of worldly cares.  Listen to the soothing wind chimes as you earth the energy within your body and become one with the environment around you.  Concentrate on the banana.  Feel your life energy reach out to it, lifting it off the ground … yesssss, that’s it … goooood …

Yeah, well, if we don't cover peeling in our next lesson, I want a refund.

Found in 126 Photos Worth Freezing at yeeeeee.com.

{ 35 comments }

1 Sunstorm 11.03.08 at 1:27 pm

Is that banana…FLOATING?!

2 wannadance 11.03.08 at 1:28 pm

bwahahahaha! perfecto, mike. ‘earth the energy…’

you and i have been to the same workshops and too many of them…

3 Sunstorm 11.03.08 at 1:28 pm

I am FIRST! Miracle of miracles!

4 Capt' Tightpants 11.03.08 at 1:56 pm

Judge me by my potassium content, do you? As well you should not! For my ally are plantains. But cook those, you must, before eating them.

5 Hon Glad 11.03.08 at 2:22 pm

”Now if I could just make that kids ice cream float over”

6 jug 11.03.08 at 2:41 pm

There is no banana!

7 Janni 11.03.08 at 2:42 pm

Capt’Tightpants, now I just need to watch a movie with a little green fella who’s got pointy ears. Thanks…

8 Erebella 11.03.08 at 2:42 pm

Do not try to float the banana; that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth……..there is no banana.

Whoa.

9 Von Zeppelin 11.03.08 at 2:57 pm

@jug–Shouldn’t that be “Yes! We Have No Bananas?”

10 Mel2 11.03.08 at 3:05 pm

They’re very high in potassi-ummmmmmmmmmm…ummmmmmmmmmm….

11 Tracy 11.03.08 at 3:06 pm

Perhaps it’s a banana boomerang…

12 Katrina 11.03.08 at 3:24 pm

Yeah, but give her SOME credit, when it was lying on the ground it was an apple.

13 WannaSmile.com 11.03.08 at 3:25 pm

Great, now make me a banana split! Stat!

14 Annie 11.03.08 at 3:35 pm

::Said in yoda voice:: do not fight the force Luke Monkey,feel the force… feel the banana balancing now call it to you. (Yes I know it is a baboon work with me here)

15 wannadance 11.03.08 at 4:36 pm

there is no banana!!

yelps with delight, shuffles through dvd’s…

falls down laffs

loses punctuation

16 berthaservant 11.03.08 at 4:47 pm

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

17 gravyboat 11.03.08 at 4:51 pm

Is somebody throwing a banana at that monkey?

18 Fegli 11.03.08 at 5:02 pm

I’ve heard of hovercats and hover turtles before… but a hover banana? GTFO!!!

19 Paunchie 11.03.08 at 5:13 pm

as you earth the energy??

float float float, like a baby stoat!

the force is strong with this one.

20 M. V. 11.03.08 at 5:18 pm

I’m going to Be the Banana for the rest of the day. I’ll let you know how that works out.

21 Theresa 11.03.08 at 5:59 pm

This is why Oprah says always have your bra professionally fitted.

22 Paunchie 11.03.08 at 6:27 pm

HAHA! Wondered if someone would touch that …

23 Sumorabbit 11.03.08 at 7:27 pm

Is this a banana, which i see before me,
The stalk toward my hand? Come let me clutch thee:
I have thee not, yet i see the still.
Art tho not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling, as to sight? or art thou but
A banana of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

Apologies to the bard.

24 Katrina 11.03.08 at 7:35 pm

If someone has just thrown that banananana to the monkey, that monkey has no choice but have a banaannnanaaaa in the face- she has no reaction time left!
Very lovely sumorabbit and Capt’Tightpants!

25 Theresa 11.03.08 at 7:37 pm

@Paunchie, can’t touch this.

26 Theresa 11.03.08 at 7:39 pm

PS: Stop! Nana time!

27 Katrina 11.03.08 at 8:16 pm

Theresa-I got one of those Playtex 18 hour jobbers- comfy, cozy and so perky(!) (ya think we can schkeeve Theo out again,like with the Museum that is only open one week a month? (snerk, hardy-har-har)

28 Theresa 11.03.08 at 8:22 pm

Janni, when four hundred years old you are, look so good you will not.

29 Theresa 11.03.08 at 8:28 pm

Katrina, gosh knows you don’t want to be giving a brace of nineteen year old percussionists an accidental wet t-shirt contest. Play it safe by all means.

30 Capt' Tightpants 11.03.08 at 8:52 pm

@ Theresa & Katrina:

BWAH HA HA! Stop it!
NANA TIME!

31 Capt' Tightpants 11.03.08 at 8:55 pm

Janni – you mean that movie isn’t already playing on repeat in the background of every room in your home?

YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Sorry, that’s my reaction to my stuffed brown puppy Chewbacca coming out of the dryer – so fresh and so clean clean!)

32 Minya 11.03.08 at 9:01 pm

It seems obvious to me that she’s taking the Zen approach to the problem of What To Do If You Are Attacked By A Banana.

33 scooterpants 11.03.08 at 10:44 pm

Is that Keanu Reeves?

[Yep, on the right, there... - Ed.]

34 DLT 11.03.08 at 11:55 pm

Paunchie: “HAHA! Wondered if someone would touch that … “

EW

35 TinySpeed 11.04.08 at 2:31 am

“What the monkey sees, the banana is” -a pearl of wisdom said by a dear friend Dave ten years ago… he is gone now, and missed by many people. Love you, Dave.

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