So I crapped on the rug one time. BIG DEAL.

I can’t believe you’re making me wear these.

When you take these pants off, I’m gonna take a dump on your couch.

Crappere

Petit Crappère brought to you by Kimberly P.

58 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Ender says:

    Awww, laaaambypants! You look so angry!

  2. Mo says:

    Lookit the cute pink nosie!

  3. Mandi says:

    Poor little thing! Couldn’t they get a diaper that fits? But potty on the floor is not cute…so better a diaper!

  4. A. says:

    Oh, like YOU haven’t.

  5. CJ says:

    I’d do it too, lambypie!

  6. biscuithead says:

    Pink schnozz and dainty trotters!

  7. DKN says:

    This is redump.

  8. Allison says:

    He looks so grumpy!
    Poor goatie.

  9. wiggy says:

    Aww! It’s a skunk lamb!

  10. Amy says:

    Aww, little lamb looks pissed as hell.

    <3 It's fuzzyyy, too! And that little nose!

  11. Paunchie says:

    adorable lammie with dainty feets!

  12. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Poor little lambypants can’t wiggle his tail!

  13. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Poor little lambypants can’t wiggle his tail!

  14. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Poor little lambypants can’t wiggle his tail!

  15. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Poor little lambypants can’t wiggle his tail!

  16. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Poor little lambypants can’t wiggle his tail!

  17. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Poor little lambypants can’t wiggle his tail!

  18. Paunchie says:

    Aren’t people gonna give CO some crap for using the word CRAP??

  19. berthaservant says:

    That’s a baaaaaa-d little lamb.

    :: ducking flying goat pucky pudding ::

  20. berthaservant says:

    Or, should I say, baaaa-d-a**.

  21. Gail (the first one) says:

    Izzat a lambiepants or a goatiepants wearing diaperpants??

  22. chanpon says:

    I call poopy pants!

  23. Julie says:

    I vote goat!

  24. Annie says:

    I am voting Goat too.

  25. Katrina says:

    Goat poo little pellets- I think the reason is more sartorial than that! S/he is making ‘zee statement’, non?

  26. Marie says:

    What? Theo didn’t write this?!

    Meg…Shocking. ;D

  27. Theo says:

    What?? How did I become the go-to guy for scat gags?

  28. fritzlesnick says:

    I’ve had several baby goats inside – it’s not the poop that’s bad – that’s just pellets that can be cleaned up with a dust pan and brush – but, oooohhh, the puddles!

    Btw – it’s a pygmy goat.

  29. Jessica says:

    That’s a lot of disapproving looking for one little goatsy!

  30. cass says:

    I’ve had baby goats in the house before – when they’re on the bottle its not nice clean pellets. Liquid diet = ewwwwww… Diapers are crucial.

    Fortunately I had a momma dog who thought the goats were puppies and cleaned them obsessively. Oh, if only I had known about CO back then, the submishes I could have made.

  31. Elaine says:

    Is that Pepe Le Pew?

  32. Gail (the first one) says:

    Theo, I guess if the foo s***s……

  33. KarlaB says:

    that is the most beautiful little animal, isn’t it? plus… WANT!

  34. Theo says:

    Gail, that’s a punch line I haven’t heard since I was 10 years old at summer camp. Weird that it should resurface here, almost 30 years later. (well, 28)

  35. hamster-on-rye says:

    Looks like a goat. Cute moments like this are why
    I have to check-out CO at least once a day.

  36. Marie says:

    If the shoe fits, Theo…

    Lol!

  37. Marie says:

    Sorry Gail – just saw your comment. Didn’t mean to copy you.

    Yours is funnier anyway.

  38. Katrina says:

    Oh,yeah, I forgot about the pygmy pee puddle problem. Diapers would be a must, I guess. These are very cute. I wonder what brand/size-range fits a baby pygmy goat best?

  39. Bobskot says:

    Bahahahaha

    wait a minute, who has a pet lamb?

  40. Leslie says:

    The title and narrative of this post totally cracked me up. I heart CO so moishe.

    My cats told me to tell Goatiepants that they crap in the bathroom floor once in a while (when their mother is less-than-fastidious with the catbox-cleaning duties…ahem), and they don’t have to wear diapies!

  41. Junior says:

    “Aren’t people gonna give CO some crap for using the word CRAP??”

    Perhaps all the people who would tell CO how to run their site left in a huff over the stuffed duck post?

    Disapproving pygmy goats, whatdya know?

  42. trin says:

    Theo says “What?? How did I become the go-to guy for scat gags?”

    It’s because you are a guy… and you are being stereotyped. You might want to go to the EEOC, who will just laugh… and make poo jokes with cute animals.

  43. KarlaB says:

    Swab the poop deck, matey! hahahahaha

    BYW, I think little goatie would look fantastic with a pirate flag on those diapers.

  44. Roseanna says:

    I def. thought he was a skunk =(

  45. katie says:

    thats the best title for this one i feel bad for the person who cleans that

  46. ratchic says:

    “Does this thing make me look fat?”

  47. Jen says:

    beep beep the pink nosie!

  48. betsy says:

    I literally laughed outloud at the captions for this one for about 5 minutes!
    Thanks for the giggle!

  49. totalee puppy says:

    ratchic…Y’know, the diaper does make goatster
    look fat.

  50. totalee puppy says:

    Katrina– Newborn size diapers? Given how
    active a baby pygmy goat
    can be, maybe pull-up pants ASAP. My brother worked at a store that had
    Comfortwear, Diapers, Training Pants, and Eligible Underwear.

  51. warrior rabbit says:

    Eligible underwear? Like, it’s a candidate? And you vote one or two? (No, really. Eligible underwear? Wha…?)

  52. Hon Glad says:

    Big pants for those feeling fat days.

  53. queensissy says:

    Ha! I just saw this today; I was busy all Thanksgiving weekend putting diapers on my ancient and now incontinent cat. Maybe he’ll feel better knowing he’s in a club with this dude.

  54. Karyn says:

    Ruh roh. Someone is trying to out-disapprove my bunny…

  55. Katrina says:

    Karyn-your comment forced me (forced me, mind you) to go over to Disapproving Rabbits and stay a nice, long visit, after which I went to Leafy Seas Dragons and messed around over there.

    Thank You!

  56. Katrina says:
  57. totalee puppy says:

    warrior rabbit…there’s more about e-underwear if you read the story and
    comments at “Death by Gossip”…You probably already read them. Regards.

  58. cachorro says:

    Katrina–Thank you for helping me experience a stay under the sea with
    Leafy Sea Dragons. You open our eyes to the unique and beautiful. I C !
    I C !