Cute Overload :D
In fact, let’s all say it together, shall we? And a-one, and a-two …
Excuse me, is that a raccoon in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
It had to be said, Brinke G.
Racks in cracks? ;-)
Why can’t it be both?
Why yes, yes it is :)
Awww, cute raccoon!
I’d have to agree with Paul and say it’s both.
Awwww! I know you’re not supposed to encourage raccoon-human interaction, but they sure are adorable! <3
It just shows how adaptable raccoons are. They can live in the country, in the city, in your pants…
Spinal Tap had armadillos, and this guy has . . .
i guess those will need to go back in the wash.
Aww, what a cutiepie! Surely he would be fine with me just scooping him up and hugging him…
Raccoons are very fond of fly fishing. It’s in their jeans.
PS: Beep-able nose!
260Oakley, you. win. everything.
KristinC — right before eating, presumably.
[sigh] Raccoons. Always rummaging around in your junk.
Tailor: Let me take Sir’s measurements – what side does Sir wear his raccoon on?
260Oakley and Teho: Awesome, I’m so jealous I didn’t think of those. :-D
[You're not short of win, my man. The hover stands alone. - Ed.]
260Oakley–what type of tackle do you suppose they use?
[LOL again!... - Ed.]
TUM, who does your suits??
Other Mike — it was either that or a “Ranger Dick” joke.
Curiously, the raccoon’s name is also Mike.
Not Not that Mike the Other Mike.
(not nearly as funny as the others but y’all took all the good jokes)
Or how about “I was just looking for the meat-and-two-veg breakfast.”
Huh? Too on the nose?
[Well, better aim next time... - Ed.]
OK, I’m’a shush now. Self-imposed time-out.
Kristabelle said: “Aww, what a cutiepie! Surely he would be fine with me just scooping him up and hugging him…”
Yeah, ok, you do that, and I’ll dial 911…
Wow that is one big lot of happiness.. (I know… I know but it HAD to be said)
You mean the pest in the pants one? ;-D
Hmmm.. Peeping coon.
and the ever popular
SIr your barn door is open and your coon has escaped.
Stripey face and a raccoon booty.
@Theresa – Dang! You beat me to the armadillo comment. Any reference to Spinal Tap goes to eleven, in my book.
He’s a sporran-in-training.
“Look how much weight I lost by eating from the dumpster behind Subway!”
I also believe that look is called “Blue Steel.”
Yeah Dreamer – We should name him Jarod :)
@260Oakley & T.U.M: Three, that’s three times you have caused me to *snort*!!!
Well, little raccoon is cuter than a one-eyed trouser snake!
@Berthaserv, are you sure it’s Mike Rotch? Not Mike Hunt?
That’d be if it was a cat, Warrior.
Ha…Or a beaver. Or a camel. (But I was thinking they could be women’s jeans…but I guess the happiness would be less discernible then, so never mind.)
How would you fit… a camel…? nah, skip it
Teho….you’d only need one part of the camel.
And this raccoon’s favorite actor is Peter O’Toole.
You know, I once worked for a Harry Johnson. No lie. Harry Johnson the Third. Nice guy, but I only worked for him briefly.
Rocky Racoon is only trying to find his copy of Guideon’s bible!
Peter O’Toole . . . interesting name. Think about it . . . Peter . . . O’ Toole . . .
you people are insane.
i love it.
Kristabelle…be careful though. Did you hear about the student in China who was bitten by the Panda. He jumped the fence into the panda enclosure to try and hug it and the panda bit him. The student said the panda looked so cute and cuddly he never thought it would bite. Just goes to prove cute does not always equal cuddly.
Noelle, thing like this seem to happen every few years. I’ll never forget when I was a kid, some genius tried to go swimming with the polar bears in the local zoo. Wasn’t pretty.
Oh, Peter O’Toole is nothing. In baseball, there are two coaches, one named Dick Pole, the other (I’m serious) named Rusty Kuntz. I like Harry Johnson, though, I’m surprised he’s not as famous as Mike Hunt or Dick Trickle.
(I’m sorry for the off-colored stuff, but these are all completely true names!)
Just when we’d all forgotten about Magic Johnson.
Annie, you’re a winner!
And…from “West Side Story” (Jets)
“Got a rocket in your pocket…”
‘Racoons in Pantaloons’
I was gonna say: “I’m stealin your boyfriend. Look! I’m already in his pants”
I once spoke to a customer named Richard Head. Poor fella.
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