Michael Phelps, your Wheaties sponsorship is oooooverrrr! [singsong]

[Bob Costas whispers into microphone] "We now return to Olympic Caturday Whack-a-Mouse. The reigning champion; LeChat Lunatique, has held the Whack-a-mouse belt since ’03. It was then that he whacked a staggering eight mice."

"Can he beat that personal best!? Let’s… take a look."

Phelps, you might lose your Speedo endorsement tooooo! [singsong]

39 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Jamie says:

    I’m going to need a tear-jerking montage with inspiring music about the difficulties this kitteh has overcome in his life [beforehand/initially/for starters], please, Bob.

  2. ash says:

    haha LOVED the *baroo?* right before number nine

  3. Looloobelle says:

    LOL this is beyond redonk.
    Aaaannndd……THWACK!

  4. essensual says:

    Such dedicated coach too…

  5. Theresa says:

    Where’s his mom? And the entire basketball team cheering wildly in the stands?

  6. Theresa says:

    PS La Chat Lunatique– shnerk!

  7. Allie Catt says:

    Sadly, his Olympic hopes were dashed when he admitted to using catnip & entered Box-hab.

    My laugh for the morning, thanks!

  8. Desdemona says:

    I’m thinking this could be the beginning of a whole range of Caturday Olympic events. There’s bookshelf climbing (and the more difficult curtain climbing), yarn unspooling (extra points for creative arrangement of yarn around furniture legs), and the ever-popular toy mouse hallway racketball. Not to mention marathon sunbeam sitting.

  9. Theresa says:
  10. lolcat says:

    hrhrrh :)

  11. Desdemona says:

    @ Theresa — Of course! Why did I not know this already?!! (Now tell me how I’m going to get anything done today!!)

  12. SoCalSis says:

    I specially love the little mousy twitches. Now we need to see the “Nine Mouse” version for Extra Bonus Points.

    Boy did I need this on this Caturday Morn. Laugh Out Loud funny. AHHHH. All better.

  13. DLR says:

    ROFL! That was cute! Whacka-mouse right there! Bet kitty got a bunch of cat-nip as a prize, eh?

  14. Linda H. says:

    BING!! OOF.

  15. claudia says:

    YES! this kitty is in fine form, I tell you.I can’t wait to see what he comes up with next!

  16. Oh wow, that is Chuck-E-Hilarious!

  17. Annie says:

    Lilac My kitty found this very entertaining.
    She watched the whole thing.

    I am left giggling in a puddle on the floor.. as I am merely mortal and unable to comport myself with any amount of dignity after that.

  18. Vampy says:

    I have GOT to make one of these for my kittehs!

  19. berthaservant says:

    Next up: the daunting Skee-Ball competish.

  20. whackamouse says:

    Numba 8: “OH HAI mousey!” *WHAMM!*

  21. whackamouse says:

    ETA: meant numba 9.

  22. Trisha says:
  23. nakey says:

    Lol! I like how, on mouse 9, the cat’s head goes sideways like, “you must be kidding me.”

  24. berthaservant says:

    I’m sorry.

    I meant the SQUEE-BALL competish, of course.

    My bad.

  25. JL Sigman says:

    @Theresa – THANKS for that link!

  26. Jamie says:

    … I was using “not second” in a completely different context! Sheesh.

    [...which is why I didn't unpublish your comment. Substituting the ICHC version isn't going to win you any points with me, though. - Ed.]

  27. Jamie says:

    Okay, well, I apologize, I just didn’t want you to delete it again. I really wasn’t trying to make a first!!1! post.

    If you’re going to edit my comments, you could at least correct my “an” to “a”. Thanks!

    [Done... - Ed.]

  28. lurkertype says:

    You know how when you don’t laugh “ha ha” but instead through your nose “snork” and it hurts?

    Yeah, that’s what this did to me.

  29. korppi says:

    @lurkertype

    yeah, same to me.. can’t stop giggling now

  30. totalee puppy says:

    Allie Catt-Brilliant!

  31. hamster-on-rye says:

    Desdemona–loved the Olympics, especial “marathon sunbeam-
    sitting.”

  32. cachorro says:

    May I suggest a Friday-night game at the bar’n'grill called “Whack-a-Boss”?

  33. C. says:

    I wish my kitty was interested enough in mice to do that. Instead, he ignores them while they run back and forth underneath my kitchen appliances.

    Speaking of which, do you people have any recommendations for mice-ridding a house in a humane way? Everyone tells me I’m either going to have to set traps or put poison out, and I really don’t want to do either.

  34. Samantha says:

    Man, my cat could totally beat that.

    But probably with her teeth.

  35. Absolutely brilliant. :D

  36. metsakins says:

    I too, loved the look on his face before mouse 9.

  37. Eris says:

    C. – they have humane mouse traps. They actually trap the little guys, but you have to be onhand to escort the traps outside to release them though, so if you’re squeamish about ‘em that could be a problem.

  38. moneca says:

    The look at 0:26 is priceless!!!

  39. eikoleigh says:

    truly redonkulous