[Bob Costas whispers into microphone] "We now return to Olympic Caturday Whack-a-Mouse. The reigning champion; LeChat Lunatique, has held the Whack-a-mouse belt since ’03. It was then that he whacked a staggering eight mice."
"Can he beat that personal best!? Let’s… take a look."
Phelps, you might lose your Speedo endorsement tooooo! [singsong]