Scanner cat trips OUT

by Meg on November 21, 2008

Um, my face is MELTING.

AND my whiskers are out of control.

[cranks up the Pink Floyd]

Scannerfun

Colt C. may I suggest a Lazarium?

{ 77 comments }

1 Theo 11.21.08 at 3:19 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :ptuush:

2 Theo 11.21.08 at 3:20 pm

…oh, wait, it’s Friday. As in, only casually real.

3 Theresa 11.21.08 at 3:21 pm

Meg you are EN FUEGO today.

“One pill makes you larger, aaaaaaand one pill makes you small . . .”

4 Annie 11.21.08 at 3:21 pm

Beam me up Scottie.

5 JL Sigman 11.21.08 at 3:22 pm

LOL! So instead of copier cats we have scanner cats now?

6 Annie 11.21.08 at 3:24 pm

Oh and Regarding the roll over kitty does resemble Jerry… Really he does!

7 T.U.M. 11.21.08 at 3:26 pm

Ooh, look at the mixed-color beans!

8 Theo 11.21.08 at 3:27 pm

JL Sigman — cat scans! What else?

9 Hon Glad 11.21.08 at 3:28 pm

“I’m melting”

10 GreedySkunk 11.21.08 at 3:35 pm

I’m listening to Pink Floyd now. Trippy.

11 Manny 11.21.08 at 3:36 pm

fat belly.. wanna kiss it…

12 Lu 11.21.08 at 3:37 pm

Cat scan!

13 Lu 11.21.08 at 3:38 pm

Oh, my comment crossed with Theo’s.

14 chanpon 11.21.08 at 3:44 pm

I noticed the scanner appropriately stops at the naughty bits, so no privacy tail needed.

15 Annie 11.21.08 at 3:54 pm

LOL roll over text keeps changing. Snicker

16 DKN 11.21.08 at 4:04 pm

*waves hand in front of face*

Woooaaahhhhhhh…..

17 Theo 11.21.08 at 4:06 pm

Lu – jinx, mocha pls kthx

18 CoffeeCup 11.21.08 at 4:19 pm

It’s Vigo the Carpathian!

19 Prof. Bleen 11.21.08 at 4:30 pm

I’m amazed that nobody has mentioned the artist Louis Wain yet. He painted some disturbing pictures of cats, with demonic expressions like ScannerCat’s, after he developed schizophrenia. You may recognize “Kaleidoscope Cats III” on this page:

http://www.bethlemheritage.org.uk/gallery/pages/LDBTH157.asp

20 Erebella 11.21.08 at 4:37 pm

Viiiiiiiiigo! Haha. “Why am I dripping with goo?”

Wow, man, that’s just…………totally wow………..duuuuuuuuuude. Mmm, got the munchies now, bye

21 metsakins 11.21.08 at 4:48 pm

thank you Prof Bleen, that is some great art work. I had never heard of him.

that kitteh is too cute. Tummeh fluff!

22 Kris 11.21.08 at 4:48 pm

Kitty looks like he’s thinking, “Hmmmmm, what have we here…..”

23 warrior rabbit 11.21.08 at 5:01 pm

I remember when there was an actual site devoted to cat scans… Now defunct, I suspect due to the nuffers that will soon flood us with cries of ‘abuse.’

24 yeahIusePhotoshoptoo 11.21.08 at 5:12 pm

Prof bleen
thanks, love those

25 AuntieMame 11.21.08 at 5:19 pm

“Wait, this isn’t what it said a moment ago – what the hell?”

*snort*

26 Deee 11.21.08 at 5:21 pm

“BLINDED BY THE LIGHT…”

seriously those scanner lights are BA-RIGHT! hope kitty no see whirling birds

27 Theresa 11.21.08 at 5:27 pm

Or bleened by the light.

28 Theo 11.21.08 at 5:28 pm
29 Theresa 11.21.08 at 5:34 pm

Speaking of Vigo, does anyone know why Dana was a cellist in GBI and and art restorer in GBII?

30 S-j 11.21.08 at 5:35 pm

…there used to be a website ‘catscan.com’ – long since defunct… …but my point being: they at least tended to cover the poor kitty’s eyes – the scanner lights are way too bright for sensitive kitty eyes!!! Nooooooo! Cover kitty’s eyes pleeeeeeaaase!!!

31 Theo 11.21.08 at 5:46 pm

They’re called “pupils”, S-J. They contract.
Think about sunlight.

32 Erebella 11.21.08 at 6:05 pm

Theo, that link, that’s far out. Between that and scanner kitty…………..can’t handle it…………..please turn up Pink Floyd. “the lunatics are in the hall” well, duh!

33 Desiree Fawn 11.21.08 at 6:12 pm

“LOL! So instead of copier cats we have scanner cats now?”

Groooooooan — love it!

34 Theo 11.21.08 at 6:14 pm

IIIIIIIIIIII, have become, comfortably NOM.

Reminds me, I’m hungry.

35 teb 11.21.08 at 6:16 pm

those lights are dangerous, i wouldn’t let my cat do that. bad cat parenting

36 CoffeeCup 11.21.08 at 6:26 pm

You know, a few hours after my Vigo post, I think “Vigo the Catpathian” should be the name of a cat somewhere. That’d be teh awesome.

Now I’m really tempted to put my bunny on a scanner. Hubby’s out with a friend tomorrow, I think I’ll try it. Ignore the blood splatter from angry bunny attacking foolish hooman.

Theresa, I have no idea why Dana kept switching careers. I’m guessing she’s just multi-talented in that way. And did they ever establish the father of the baby? Was it Venkman?

37 Erebella 11.21.08 at 6:52 pm

Comfortably NOM – that’s awesome! I LOVE TEHO!

38 mary78 11.21.08 at 6:56 pm

this is awesome! i’m going to have to try it with my cat. All I have to do is leave the lid open, he is drawn to smooth, cold surfaces like glass! LOL

39 Sarah 11.21.08 at 7:14 pm

Someone else remembers catscans.com! I loved that website!

40 Kelly 11.21.08 at 7:14 pm

Might I suggest that anyone considering scanning their cat first try scanning their own face. Even with your eyes tightly closed, you’ll still be seeing stars for a while. I stupidly did it once and was very worried that I had damaged my vision and cat’s eyes are much more sensitive than ours.

41 bookmonstercats 11.21.08 at 7:20 pm

Flipping heck, what an expression. I assume it’s mainly because his/her face is along way up from the scanner – I hope…..

42 Annie 11.21.08 at 7:29 pm

LOL at even more roll over text changes.

Kitty is all I will control your thoughts and Dream BWahahahahah evil paw tenting

43 Allison 11.21.08 at 7:48 pm

Woah!
That is freaking trippy.

44 gravyboat 11.21.08 at 8:03 pm

What on earth happened to that fuzzy muffin?

45 Capt' Tightpants 11.21.08 at 8:12 pm

hmmm.. i only get the same hovertext over n’ over.

*weeps*

[Try pressing F5 & re-hovering. - Ed.]

46 Erling Jacobsen 11.21.08 at 8:33 pm

You mean Laserium ?

47 Mel2 11.21.08 at 8:36 pm

Welcome….to the machiiiiiiiiiine.

48 syd barrett 11.21.08 at 8:38 pm

welkum meh frend.. welkummmmm to teh masheen!!

49 syd barrett 11.21.08 at 8:38 pm

jinx!

50 Theo 11.21.08 at 8:53 pm

OMG it’s Syd!
Wait, no, can’t be, dammit.
How I wish…

51 alex 11.21.08 at 8:57 pm

this is an excellent post

52 muzz 11.21.08 at 9:00 pm

new category – Cute or Scary?

53 Theresa 11.21.08 at 9:01 pm

Aw, he wore out his welcome with random precision.

54 jackie 11.21.08 at 9:18 pm

its salvador dali kitty

55 Hélène 11.21.08 at 9:21 pm

[insert cat scan joke here]

Theo, great job on the comfortably NOM.

56 Annie 11.21.08 at 10:08 pm

The Hover texts are so Funny… Teho you are rocking my Friday.. I come in and get a new one each time…

Rats All I had to do was hit f5.

Oh well it is more fun my way.. read posts work a bit come back in and look again.

57 Theo 11.21.08 at 10:26 pm

The downside is, I have no idea what the first hovertext was. Or the second. I think I came in on the third. Has anyone been keeping track?

At some point, y’know, I’m gonna have to let one stand…

58 Gail (the first one) 11.21.08 at 10:32 pm

I vote for the current hover….dovetails nicely with the kitteh!!

59 Theo 11.21.08 at 10:33 pm

Wait, what’s the current one? I have a Jefferson Airplane reference.

60 Theo 11.21.08 at 10:34 pm

(dooooood… I need to lay off the ‘nip for a bit)

61 Theresa 11.21.08 at 10:55 pm

What about Strawberry Alarm Clock?

62 Theresa 11.21.08 at 11:02 pm

Jeez, does anyone else remember what FM radio used to be like, with those promos for Laserium, and the guy who read the ads with those deep, gravelly voices
(Twisted Sister! At the Nassau Colosseum!!)

63 eikoleigh 11.22.08 at 12:02 am

weird

64 Annie 11.22.08 at 12:30 am

THeo I have no CLue I just have been having a blast reading all the different ones… IT made for a really fun day at work.

65 Elanor 11.22.08 at 12:44 am

Clearly this CAT scan technology thing needs some fine tuning.

66 foxy 11.22.08 at 12:45 am

It wasn’t Venkman, there was some discussion about the fact that she left him to get married and that guy was the father.

Now every time I see Viggo Mortensen I say Viggo in that inflection. I love it!

67 ringtailroxy 11.22.08 at 1:28 am

omg! I actually laughed my ass off! I practically fell off of my chair! the pic was humorous enough-the captions are timeless! good work, CO! made my day a lot more psychedelic!

68 snoopysnake 11.22.08 at 2:08 am

Ooh – those neapolitan ice cream paws – vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry!

69 berthaservant 11.22.08 at 2:51 am

I get the same hovertext…a misquote from Jefferson Airplane. cool pic tho.

70 Theresa 11.22.08 at 3:11 am

B-Serv, the hovertexts are in perfect synch with “THe Marx Brothers in A Night at the Opera.” It’s a little-known phenomenon.

71 Theo 11.22.08 at 4:51 am

OK, I put the Floyd hover back.

72 Theresa 11.22.08 at 1:18 pm

Running over the same old scanner bed, huh?

73 Allie Catt 11.22.08 at 2:05 pm

Trippy.

74 totalee puppy 11.23.08 at 3:30 am

Great hovertext!

75 supahC 12.01.08 at 7:52 am

Please have compassion and not feature scanned or copied animals unless their eyes are protected appropriately…Thx (the animaws)

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