Scanner cat trips OUT

Um, my face is MELTING.

AND my whiskers are out of control.

[cranks up the Pink Floyd]

Scannerfun

Colt C. may I suggest a Lazarium?

77 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Theo says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :ptuush:

  2. Theo says:

    …oh, wait, it’s Friday. As in, only casually real.

  3. Theresa says:

    Meg you are EN FUEGO today.

    “One pill makes you larger, aaaaaaand one pill makes you small . . .”

  4. Annie says:

    Beam me up Scottie.

  5. JL Sigman says:

    LOL! So instead of copier cats we have scanner cats now?

  6. Annie says:

    Oh and Regarding the roll over kitty does resemble Jerry… Really he does!

  7. T.U.M. says:

    Ooh, look at the mixed-color beans!

  8. Theo says:

    JL Sigman — cat scans! What else?

  9. Hon Glad says:

    “I’m melting”

  10. GreedySkunk says:

    I’m listening to Pink Floyd now. Trippy.

  11. Manny says:

    fat belly.. wanna kiss it…

  12. Lu says:

    Cat scan!

  13. Lu says:

    Oh, my comment crossed with Theo’s.

  14. chanpon says:

    I noticed the scanner appropriately stops at the naughty bits, so no privacy tail needed.

  15. Annie says:

    LOL roll over text keeps changing. Snicker

  16. DKN says:

    *waves hand in front of face*

    Woooaaahhhhhhh…..

  17. Theo says:

    Lu – jinx, mocha pls kthx

  18. CoffeeCup says:

    It’s Vigo the Carpathian!

  19. Prof. Bleen says:

    I’m amazed that nobody has mentioned the artist Louis Wain yet. He painted some disturbing pictures of cats, with demonic expressions like ScannerCat’s, after he developed schizophrenia. You may recognize “Kaleidoscope Cats III” on this page:

    http://www.bethlemheritage.org.uk/gallery/pages/LDBTH157.asp

  20. Erebella says:

    Viiiiiiiiigo! Haha. “Why am I dripping with goo?”

    Wow, man, that’s just…………totally wow………..duuuuuuuuuude. Mmm, got the munchies now, bye

  21. metsakins says:

    thank you Prof Bleen, that is some great art work. I had never heard of him.

    that kitteh is too cute. Tummeh fluff!

  22. Kris says:

    Kitty looks like he’s thinking, “Hmmmmm, what have we here…..”

  23. warrior rabbit says:

    I remember when there was an actual site devoted to cat scans… Now defunct, I suspect due to the nuffers that will soon flood us with cries of ‘abuse.’

  24. yeahIusePhotoshoptoo says:

    Prof bleen
    thanks, love those

  25. AuntieMame says:

    “Wait, this isn’t what it said a moment ago – what the hell?”

    *snort*

  26. Deee says:

    “BLINDED BY THE LIGHT…”

    seriously those scanner lights are BA-RIGHT! hope kitty no see whirling birds

  27. Theresa says:

    Or bleened by the light.

  28. Theo says:
  29. Theresa says:

    Speaking of Vigo, does anyone know why Dana was a cellist in GBI and and art restorer in GBII?

  30. S-j says:

    …there used to be a website ‘catscan.com’ – long since defunct… …but my point being: they at least tended to cover the poor kitty’s eyes – the scanner lights are way too bright for sensitive kitty eyes!!! Nooooooo! Cover kitty’s eyes pleeeeeeaaase!!!

  31. Theo says:

    They’re called “pupils”, S-J. They contract.
    Think about sunlight.

  32. Erebella says:

    Theo, that link, that’s far out. Between that and scanner kitty…………..can’t handle it…………..please turn up Pink Floyd. “the lunatics are in the hall” well, duh!

  33. Desiree Fawn says:

    “LOL! So instead of copier cats we have scanner cats now?”

    Groooooooan — love it!

  34. Theo says:

    IIIIIIIIIIII, have become, comfortably NOM.

    Reminds me, I’m hungry.

  35. teb says:

    those lights are dangerous, i wouldn’t let my cat do that. bad cat parenting

  36. CoffeeCup says:

    You know, a few hours after my Vigo post, I think “Vigo the Catpathian” should be the name of a cat somewhere. That’d be teh awesome.

    Now I’m really tempted to put my bunny on a scanner. Hubby’s out with a friend tomorrow, I think I’ll try it. Ignore the blood splatter from angry bunny attacking foolish hooman.

    Theresa, I have no idea why Dana kept switching careers. I’m guessing she’s just multi-talented in that way. And did they ever establish the father of the baby? Was it Venkman?

  37. Erebella says:

    Comfortably NOM – that’s awesome! I LOVE TEHO!

  38. mary78 says:

    this is awesome! i’m going to have to try it with my cat. All I have to do is leave the lid open, he is drawn to smooth, cold surfaces like glass! LOL

  39. Sarah says:

    Someone else remembers catscans.com! I loved that website!

  40. Kelly says:

    Might I suggest that anyone considering scanning their cat first try scanning their own face. Even with your eyes tightly closed, you’ll still be seeing stars for a while. I stupidly did it once and was very worried that I had damaged my vision and cat’s eyes are much more sensitive than ours.

  41. bookmonstercats says:

    Flipping heck, what an expression. I assume it’s mainly because his/her face is along way up from the scanner – I hope…..

  42. Annie says:

    LOL at even more roll over text changes.

    Kitty is all I will control your thoughts and Dream BWahahahahah evil paw tenting

  43. Allison says:

    Woah!
    That is freaking trippy.

  44. gravyboat says:

    What on earth happened to that fuzzy muffin?

  45. Capt' Tightpants says:

    hmmm.. i only get the same hovertext over n’ over.

    *weeps*

    [Try pressing F5 & re-hovering. - Ed.]

  46. Erling Jacobsen says:

    You mean Laserium ?

  47. Mel2 says:

    Welcome….to the machiiiiiiiiiine.

  48. syd barrett says:

    welkum meh frend.. welkummmmm to teh masheen!!

  49. syd barrett says:

    jinx!

  50. Theo says:

    OMG it’s Syd!
    Wait, no, can’t be, dammit.
    How I wish…

  51. alex says:

    this is an excellent post

  52. muzz says:

    new category – Cute or Scary?

  53. Theresa says:

    Aw, he wore out his welcome with random precision.

  54. jackie says:

    its salvador dali kitty

  55. Hélène says:

    [insert cat scan joke here]

    Theo, great job on the comfortably NOM.

  56. Annie says:

    The Hover texts are so Funny… Teho you are rocking my Friday.. I come in and get a new one each time…

    Rats All I had to do was hit f5.

    Oh well it is more fun my way.. read posts work a bit come back in and look again.

  57. Theo says:

    The downside is, I have no idea what the first hovertext was. Or the second. I think I came in on the third. Has anyone been keeping track?

    At some point, y’know, I’m gonna have to let one stand…

  58. Gail (the first one) says:

    I vote for the current hover….dovetails nicely with the kitteh!!

  59. Theo says:

    Wait, what’s the current one? I have a Jefferson Airplane reference.

  60. Theo says:

    (dooooood… I need to lay off the ‘nip for a bit)

  61. Theresa says:

    What about Strawberry Alarm Clock?

  62. Theresa says:

    Jeez, does anyone else remember what FM radio used to be like, with those promos for Laserium, and the guy who read the ads with those deep, gravelly voices
    (Twisted Sister! At the Nassau Colosseum!!)

  63. eikoleigh says:

    weird

  64. Annie says:

    THeo I have no CLue I just have been having a blast reading all the different ones… IT made for a really fun day at work.

  65. Elanor says:

    Clearly this CAT scan technology thing needs some fine tuning.

  66. foxy says:

    It wasn’t Venkman, there was some discussion about the fact that she left him to get married and that guy was the father.

    Now every time I see Viggo Mortensen I say Viggo in that inflection. I love it!

  67. ringtailroxy says:

    omg! I actually laughed my ass off! I practically fell off of my chair! the pic was humorous enough-the captions are timeless! good work, CO! made my day a lot more psychedelic!

  68. snoopysnake says:

    Ooh – those neapolitan ice cream paws – vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry!

  69. berthaservant says:

    I get the same hovertext…a misquote from Jefferson Airplane. cool pic tho.

  70. Theresa says:

    B-Serv, the hovertexts are in perfect synch with “THe Marx Brothers in A Night at the Opera.” It’s a little-known phenomenon.

  71. Theo says:

    OK, I put the Floyd hover back.

  72. Theresa says:

    Running over the same old scanner bed, huh?

  73. Allie Catt says:

    Trippy.

  74. totalee puppy says:

    Great hovertext!

  75. supahC says:

    Please have compassion and not feature scanned or copied animals unless their eyes are protected appropriately…Thx (the animaws)

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    Epic spam fail. LOL