We Take You Now to King Neptune Memorial Speedway

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been a thrilling race so far.  In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn.  And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service …

Check my left flipper; it's running a little hot.

I hear he’s got endorsement deals with Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax, Brinke G.

// UPDATE — photo by Mike Roberts, like the caption says — and you can buy a print here! – Ed. //

40 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Erebella says:

    Dude, don’t hurl on the shell, I just had it waxed. Sweet!

  2. staticgirl says:

    That’s kinda cute and also a stunning photograph!

  3. Eastie says:

    Yay!! I love turtles. Those yellow fishies are pretty.

  4. jess e. says:

    Turtle looks cranky! But still an amazing picture.

  5. jayjay says:

    Some of the ghoti are smiling

  6. Biscuitz4Bearz says:

    Looks like the underwater version of Hugh Hefner.

  7. Katrina says:

    Great picture! Just how far along into those 300 miles are they now, NOMTOM? Great pit crew!

  8. bookmonstercats says:

    LOL, NOMTOM. New category – Smilinks all over face?

  9. kisskiss says:

    Oooh! I want to be kissed by a meelion little fissshie moufs!

  10. trtl says:

    Are those groupies or grouper?

  11. Lerrinus says:

    @Biscuitz4Bearz: Exactly! :-D

    What a great pic!

  12. fish eye no miko says:

    jayjay said: “Some of the ghoti are smiling”

    Cute. ^_^

  13. Rookie says:

    Love the caption…I can totally hear that ‘zztt zztt’ sound that the guns make that the pit guys use to take the tires off and put the new ones on.

  14. (the original) Mel says:

    The official drink of the Atlantianapolis 500 is TANG.

    Harharhar.

    Mike, you are too clever by half.

  15. biscuithead says:

    “When E.F. Hutton talks…”

  16. Stormist says:

    beautiful picture and terrific caption

  17. Kit says:

    If I were that turtle being swarmed by tangs, my first reaction would be to go “What’s up, little fishy dudes?” Followed closely by “OH GOD! I’m blind! I can only see yellow!”

  18. Boomer's Babysitter says:

    Turtle’s in for that new spa treatment, having dead skin chewed off by fish… Ewww! I wish I hadn’t thought of that.

  19. Creepy Sheep says:

    Mmm…tangy!

  20. Courtney says:

    Awww. Symbiosis at its cutest. :)

  21. T.U.M. says:

    They’re like ever so many golden chorus girls, fluttering around the hard-shelled headliner!

  22. T.U.M. says:

    They also kind of look like daffodils with eyes.

  23. berthasevant says:

    I just want to point out the rather stunning blue fishie at the left of the frame. It’s a subtle blue, but a beautiful contrast to his yellow friends.

  24. Lisa says:

    Ooooh! PRETTY!!

  25. Golden says:

    Oh wow.. there’s two blue fishie to the left! I didn’t see them, the contrast rocks.

  26. PACAT says:

    GREAT PICTURE!!THE COLORS AND SUBJECTS ARE GREAT

  27. Capt' Tightpants says:

    bwah ha ha! I love you, NTMTOM.

  28. bunnyhunny says:

    The photo says (c) 2007 Mike Roberts. Is that you, NTMTOM? Did you take this photo yourself? Wow, it’s beautiful!

  29. Theresa says:

    One fish two fish yellow fish blue fish!

  30. It’s like a cross between Finding Nemo and Cars.

    (Don’t tell Disney about this one.)

    (On second thought, tell Disney, collect massive royalties.)

  31. @bunnyhunny: Nope, I didn’t take that picture.

  32. Theo says:

    NomTom in full effect, no doubt, but it looks like the CO commenting populace is in fine form this evening too… Pixar refs, “ghoti”, grouper groupies… daffodils with eyes… oh, and that’s not Hugh Hefner, Biscuitz — that’s Plastron Kutcher.

  33. larshoel says:

    “Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax.”
    Brilliant. It’s why I keep coming back…

  34. cassandra says:

    Love the yellow fish nubular nose action.

  35. Katrina says:

    Rudolph the dark blue fishy…, Will the yellow ones let him play yellow Tang games?

  36. Patricia says:

    I love turtles. Can’t seem to convince my boyfreind to let me get one as a pet.

    Love the color contrast

  37. Mike Roberts says:

    Hi all!

    Thanks for the comments. The shot is mine and I have no idea how it got here. You can view it and other turtle shots here:

    http://reeflections.smugmug.com/gallery/3763408_fiA89

  38. Theo says:

    Thanks, Mike. Updated.

  39. katie says:

    that turtle looks pissed at those fish sorta like the expression u get were some little creep comes and takes ur ice cream and urr chained to a fence so u cant have it …………….that was a weird way of putting it i realise

  40. Mike Roberts says:

    Actually, that’s the only expression turtles have. His mood at the time was one of total bliss. Much like when we get a massage. ;)