I Gotta Get Outta This Racket

"I can’t take this off-the-wall job anymore. It’s not my fault; I try to give good service, but I’m hamstrung all the time. I hoped I could court a sports career, but I guess I don’t have the … nerve."

One of these things is not like the others ...

Game, set and match, Stephanie T.

33 comments … read them below or add one

  1. greenighs says:

    Cheezus H. Crackers, NotMike, you are a crazy s.o.b.

  2. greenighs says:

    C’mon, peeple, don’t leave me here with my bleen hangin’ out!

  3. AuntieMame says:

    At first I thought it was a peanut butter jar and couldn’t figure out the significance of the balls (never mind the hammy).

  4. Karla B says:

    that is one rotund ham! love the whiskerage. (you’re not alone any more, greenighs!)

  5. VegetarianViking says:

    This reminds me of Alice in Wonderland… run, little hamster run! Before someone whacks you with a flamingo!

  6. Theo says:

    “I’m through with taking falls
    “And bouncing off the walls…”

  7. Decca says:

    If I keep winning the serve, can I keep him?

  8. just me says:

    Massive punnage FTW. Love it!

  9. nismo says:

    Robos are tiny balls of fluff. Unlike my Golden, which is a blob of fur.

  10. (the original) Mel says:

    I am powerless against a pun onslaught. I feel the puns sapping my will to live.

  11. Von Zeppelin says:

    Hey, that’s Carmine “Hamsterball” Rodentini. I used to know him when I worked the racquets in Vegas, know what I’m sayin?

  12. Josh N says:
  13. PJ says:

    It’s the hamster factor for IQ tests!

  14. eikoleigh says:

    omg…I just squealed. That is just too cute!!

  15. firepikachu says:

    Scrolled down, gasped, looked away, looked back and laughed! Hilarious :)

  16. katie says:

    OMG what if some one used the cute little guy that be just sad ut u have to be an idiot to do that

  17. fleur says:

    For some reason, I am imagining him saying ‘nerve’ just like the lion in the Wizard of Oz.

  18. berthasevant says:

    Excellent head fake at the end NTMTOM.

  19. Jezebel says:

    Fananana, shananana, be the ball, hammie, be the ball.

  20. Boy says:

    Caddyshack ref ftw, Jezebel.

  21. Annie says:

    LOL NTMTOM… You Served up an excellent Matchset. Right down to the roll over.

  22. binky-mama says:

    Little ball ‘o fluff can come live wif me!

  23. Stressfactor says:

    Ah! Sesame Street reference! I STILL get that blasted song stuck in my head every now and then… “Which of these things is not like the others?”

  24. totalee puppy says:

    No animals were harmed in the making of
    another off-the-wall NTMTOM
    post. That’s the way-uh huh, uh-huh-I like it!

  25. Chris says:

    the epitome of cuteness!

  26. Angelstar says:

    Lol! *bounces hamster a little*

  27. Kar says:

    I would love to stroke those long whiskers and nuzzle those so so small paws.

  28. Hon Glad says:

    Bennie the ball.

  29. blair says:

    he ate it!

  30. greenighs says:

    blair, that would explain his perfectly roundness!

  31. Lauri says:

    LMAO, NTMTOM!

  32. Mary (the first) says:

    That’s an adorabuhls little hamball. I swear, someday I am getting a hammie!

  33. pyrit says:

    Love – Love the puns.