Mr. Pinkering will see you now.

by Meg on November 15, 2008

[Trots back to deck and buzzes you in]

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The wonderful, hilarious work of Julian Wolkenstein via Rachel Hulin and F-Stop Magazine. The Sender-Inner is none-other than Chief Sister Officer.

{ 47 comments }

1 Transpogue 11.15.08 at 10:07 pm

Now this is just the stylist that I am talking…

There is NO wine coloring or cool tones in that hair.

*feels better now*

Moving on….

fantastic photo :D

2 Ash 11.15.08 at 10:07 pm

This is hilarious and creepy… as for cute, I’m on the fence.

3 warrior rabbit 11.15.08 at 10:08 pm

Trots back to… deck?

Lovely horsie. Hope the blonde horsie with the Dolly Parton ‘do is eventually posted as well.

This pretty redhead is total pinup material. She’s like… Rita HAYworth.

4 binky-mama 11.15.08 at 10:10 pm

Love the bangs! :)

5 browngrl 11.15.08 at 10:12 pm

well that’s just odd, cute – but still odd

6 Grendel72 11.15.08 at 10:16 pm

I love Julia Roberts’ new do.

7 stark_rain24 11.15.08 at 10:34 pm

Eww. That is So Racist.

8 CJ 11.15.08 at 10:42 pm

Soooo pretties!

9 sas 11.15.08 at 10:49 pm

hey! that’s rac… um wait. Wrong horsie picture. ;)

Is it wrong that I’m envious of her ‘do’? I can never achieve that little flip on the ends.

10 quark 11.15.08 at 10:49 pm

Soooo racist. THAT’S the logical conclusion we HAVE to reach if we accept the [idiotic] arguments of the [idiotic] nuffers who condemned the photo of the black horse with a weave, by the same photographer, featured on this site last week.

11 Von Zeppelin 11.15.08 at 10:49 pm

Was the rest of the horse dyed to match the mane, or is that her natural tone? (I am male–I know little of the mysteries from the Tent of the Women. We warriors sit around gnawing bones and boasting of our hunting skills.)

12 liz 11.15.08 at 10:53 pm

this is cute but where is CATURDAY??? sadness.

13 Madeleine 11.15.08 at 10:58 pm

Hey now, I’d say this fine femme is no mere secretary (not that being a secretary is “mere”)–she’s a Hollywood starlet!

14 Shannon 11.15.08 at 11:01 pm

There is a NSFW pic on that link. And prolly not safe for those who don’t want to corrupt the eyes of their tender little ones. Just FYI

15 PJ 11.15.08 at 11:03 pm

Sssnort!

16 PJ 11.15.08 at 11:04 pm

I meant snicker-snort!

17 p0keylittlepuppy 11.15.08 at 11:13 pm

hahaha she’s all “does this haircut make my face look long?”

18 T.U.M. 11.15.08 at 11:22 pm

It’s a Varga Mare!

19 Michelle S 11.15.08 at 11:23 pm

No, Von. That horse is chestnut, likely with a full body clip – making her look like a diluted shade of strawberry blonde. Pretty sure the mane was done with human hair extensions, probably dyed.

20 firepikachu 11.15.08 at 11:32 pm

Agree, it is Caturday and this makes me sad.

21 lorisboston 11.16.08 at 12:12 am

actually — would it be more accurate to refer to her as a “Secretariat?”

22 Xenobiologista 11.16.08 at 12:21 am

Holy cow, 5 hours of hairstyling… (click through to the original article, there are more funny horse photos!)

23 Erebella 11.16.08 at 12:26 am

Yeah, that’s kinda funny but it’s still WRONG WRONG WRONG! Horses are one of the most awesome creatures in the world and they definitely lose some of their appeal when we try to humanize them like that. The U.S. Arabian Nationals were held here this year, first time ever, and I was in heaven, just walking about the stalls checking them out, petting their SO soft noses. Wow.

24 wheatuskitty 11.16.08 at 12:37 am

racist.

:-P

25 Theresa 11.16.08 at 1:25 am

Von Zep, are you asking if the curtains match the drapes?

26 cheryl 11.16.08 at 1:31 am

love the headline (and the Secretariat line!)

27 racismspotter 11.16.08 at 1:34 am

it’s racist!!!!

28 DaytimeDeb 11.16.08 at 2:23 am

It’s Jane Hathaway. I wondered whatever happened to her! I wonder what happened to Mr Clydesdale (er, Drysdale).

29 Michelle S 11.16.08 at 2:28 am

Erebella, grats to Oklahoma on your first Arabian Nationals. It’s a fun show. Having spent the vast majority of my life around horses, I will agree with you that they have a natural dignity and grace. But they are also very social and fun-loving creatures. I have even seen horses play pranks and enjoy the outcome. They possess a sense of humor, so don’t sell them short in that regard. This horse may not get what’s so funny, but it’s very likely she enjoyed being fussed over at the very least. :)

30 Claudia 11.16.08 at 2:51 am

Hey, it’s Mrs. Uh-Whiggins in a chesnut wig!

Lol, first thing I thought of, Tudball and Wiggins LOL!!!!!!!

31 joey 11.16.08 at 4:09 am

i see a couple of others have already beat me to the race joke.

32 cachorro 11.16.08 at 4:16 am

Pinkering, Cantering, and
Galloping, Attorneys at Law.

33 Bet 11.16.08 at 4:44 am

It’s nice to see that Sarah Jessica Parker is working again.

34 Gail (the first one) 11.16.08 at 5:09 am

Looks like Barbara Stanwyck in her salad days!

35 Stephanie C. 11.16.08 at 7:21 am

My mom had this hairstyle her senior year in high school (shh! don’t tell anyone).

36 Jezebel 11.16.08 at 4:05 pm

Darling. you simply must tell me the name of your hairdresser. It’s utterly divine!

37 Ray 11.16.08 at 6:10 pm

@Shannon
You’re joking, right?

38 Anna 11.16.08 at 6:43 pm

I have not been able to view a few of your pages over the last 3 days! No picture comes up.

39 Kara 11.16.08 at 6:43 pm

Ann Coulter went brunette?!?!?

[No no, this is a *horse*. Easy mistake to make... - Ed.]

40 Kara 11.16.08 at 6:59 pm

Ahhh, I see it now.

41 snoopysnake 11.16.08 at 9:22 pm

Twist the back up into a curly bun and muss up the bangs and she’ll give you a good Lucy Ricardo “eeeeeuuuuuullllllwwww!”

42 Barb 11.17.08 at 8:40 am

She only uses Mane and Tail hair products!

43 laura Weismann 11.17.08 at 3:54 pm

hey celine what’s with the long face ?????

44 Katrina 11.17.08 at 4:57 pm

Lorisboston, that deserves a big hug and kiss from your favorite person!

Kara- right on!

Theo- how cute are you?
Claudia- you win- it Is Mrs. A-Wiggins.

Wow- great thread, peeps!

45 ThreeCatNight 11.17.08 at 7:15 pm

You know, there’s a woman I see every morning at the Rockefeller Center station who looks like this (with considerably shorter hair).
Actually the horse is much prettier.

46 Hell Hath No Fury 11.17.08 at 7:31 pm

Ahhh, it’s…it’s….my mother-in-law!!!!!!

47 katie 11.23.08 at 6:16 pm

thats just weird i mean wtf

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