Read … This … Post … Very … Slowly

Hey, your … (go to break room, get coffee, start crossword puzzle)

watch is … (file TPS reports, finish crossword puzzle, begin writing novel)

running a bit … (finish novel, negotiate Middle East peace, begin life-size toothpick replica of Seattle Space Needle)

... fast.

Thanks … for … the … submishe … Missy … P.

Comments

  1. This…
    Post…
    Is…
    Very…
    Cute…
    Not…
    To…
    Mention…
    “Bleen!”…

  2. Slow enough to make me nod off…a CO post is always the best way to end the day! Who knew little sluglets could be so adorable? With…his…itty-bitty…feelerssss…

    …honk-shuu~

  3. fish eye no miko says:

    “file TPS reports,”

    Don’t… forget the… cover slips…

  4. Shh…..I’m still….reading…this…post.

  5. Not a slug, a SNAIL!

    Fun fact: You can tell the difference between the slime trails left by slugs and snails. Slugs create a solid line, snails make a dotted line, because under their shell they actually move a bit like an inchworm.

    Cool, huh? And/or unbelievably nerdy. I heart snails, I admit it. More Slow Qte!

  6. Excuse me Not That Mike The Other Mike, you forgot a category….GEEE-ROSS!!!!! Also you might consider “I shall leeck you”. Just saying…..

  7. Snails is cute. Slugs is gross.

    What a neat looking shell. I want one of those.

  8. L O L – this made my day!

  9. aw…

    i used to have a pet snail named Noofy. he was all shy at first but once he got use to us it was a slimathon.

  10. Aww…..
    I …. want…. teh… shell…

    and… teh… antennas…

    :….)

  11. @KendraPT: Duly noted re “Gee-ross!”

    Does the watch take a leeking and keep on teeking? :-D

  12. My First Time Nuffing says:

    Can I get an Eyw?

  13. I heart gastropods.

  14. It’s slime time.

  15. berthaservant says:

    Snail on down the wrist, bout a
    Half-an-hour or so, and ya
    Don’t even really know, just-a
    Where ya goin…

    It was plain to see, that a
    Small town slug like me just-a
    Wasn’t your cup-a tea, I was
    Wishful thinkin’….

  16. violetgreen says:

    It’s…two fif…teen…no, two…six…te-, wait, two sev-…it’s after two.

  17. I dunt no about this fasion acksestory

  18. Snail: Officer, a turtle attacked me!
    Cop: Did you get a good look at him?
    Snail: Oh I don’t know– it all happened so fast!

  19. JakePet, that is TOTALLY cool! Ya learn something new every day… and… NTMTOM, are you trying to get all “John Cameron Swayze” on us?

  20. Snails are cool to look at, buuuuut, I do not think I would want one crawling on me!!!

  21. I do like snails. As I am a so-so gardener and the opposite of a lawn nut (we keep a portion of our back yard free of any cultivation for the little things in life, that conveniently stay away from the cultivated parts) I can say that I can appreciate slugs, too. God’s little creatures, folks! Now it is birdy feeding season and I am just so excited. The Great Backyard Bird Count is coming! Please participate! I like the tiny things in my gardens.

  22. Gail (the first one) says:

    Great Commodores ref, Berthaservant!!!

    “Oh-h-h, snail on, Rolex–
    Keep time, like your s’posed to do…”

  23. Dude, if you’re serious about building a toothpick Space Needle, I will get on a plane RIGHT NOW and come help you. As long as it can be our office when we’re done. You have my email.

  24. wannadance says:

    slime, ick. post: great!

  25. scooterpants says:

    ack! ack! ack!
    dont like snails so much.
    *but i DO love your watch!*
    very pretty!

  26. Cute, but yick!

  27. I…….can……see…..myself…..in
    …..this…..watch….

  28. There is just something inherently cute about snailios. Maybe the word “snailio”!

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