Read … This … Post … Very … Slowly

Hey, your … (go to break room, get coffee, start crossword puzzle)

watch is … (file TPS reports, finish crossword puzzle, begin writing novel)

running a bit … (finish novel, negotiate Middle East peace, begin life-size toothpick replica of Seattle Space Needle)

... fast.

Thanks … for … the … submishe … Missy … P.

28 comments … read them below or add one

  1. Aquila says:

    This…
    Post…
    Is…
    Very…
    Cute…
    Not…
    To…
    Mention…
    “Bleen!”…

  2. KD says:

    Slow enough to make me nod off…a CO post is always the best way to end the day! Who knew little sluglets could be so adorable? With…his…itty-bitty…feelerssss…

    …honk-shuu~

  3. fish eye no miko says:

    “file TPS reports,”

    Don’t… forget the… cover slips…

  4. Kristi says:

    Shh…..I’m still….reading…this…post.

  5. JakePets says:

    Not a slug, a SNAIL!

    Fun fact: You can tell the difference between the slime trails left by slugs and snails. Slugs create a solid line, snails make a dotted line, because under their shell they actually move a bit like an inchworm.

    Cool, huh? And/or unbelievably nerdy. I heart snails, I admit it. More Slow Qte!

  6. KendraPT says:

    Excuse me Not That Mike The Other Mike, you forgot a category….GEEE-ROSS!!!!! Also you might consider “I shall leeck you”. Just saying…..

  7. CJ says:

    Snails is cute. Slugs is gross.

    What a neat looking shell. I want one of those.

  8. Sandy says:

    L O L – this made my day!

  9. alex says:

    aw…

    i used to have a pet snail named Noofy. he was all shy at first but once he got use to us it was a slimathon.

  10. Angelstar says:

    Aww…..
    I …. want…. teh… shell…

    and… teh… antennas…

    :….)

  11. @KendraPT: Duly noted re “Gee-ross!”

    Does the watch take a leeking and keep on teeking? :-D

  12. My First Time Nuffing says:

    Can I get an Eyw?

  13. Lizzy says:

    I heart gastropods.

  14. Hon Glad says:

    It’s slime time.

  15. berthaservant says:

    Snail on down the wrist, bout a
    Half-an-hour or so, and ya
    Don’t even really know, just-a
    Where ya goin…

    It was plain to see, that a
    Small town slug like me just-a
    Wasn’t your cup-a tea, I was
    Wishful thinkin’….

  16. violetgreen says:

    It’s…two fif…teen…no, two…six…te-, wait, two sev-…it’s after two.

  17. Lynda says:

    I dunt no about this fasion acksestory

  18. Theresa says:

    Snail: Officer, a turtle attacked me!
    Cop: Did you get a good look at him?
    Snail: Oh I don’t know– it all happened so fast!

  19. SoCalSis says:

    JakePet, that is TOTALLY cool! Ya learn something new every day… and… NTMTOM, are you trying to get all “John Cameron Swayze” on us?

  20. Kris says:

    Snails are cool to look at, buuuuut, I do not think I would want one crawling on me!!!

  21. Katrina says:

    I do like snails. As I am a so-so gardener and the opposite of a lawn nut (we keep a portion of our back yard free of any cultivation for the little things in life, that conveniently stay away from the cultivated parts) I can say that I can appreciate slugs, too. God’s little creatures, folks! Now it is birdy feeding season and I am just so excited. The Great Backyard Bird Count is coming! Please participate! I like the tiny things in my gardens.

  22. Gail (the first one) says:

    Great Commodores ref, Berthaservant!!!

    “Oh-h-h, snail on, Rolex–
    Keep time, like your s’posed to do…”

  23. Theo says:

    Dude, if you’re serious about building a toothpick Space Needle, I will get on a plane RIGHT NOW and come help you. As long as it can be our office when we’re done. You have my email.

  24. wannadance says:

    slime, ick. post: great!

  25. scooterpants says:

    ack! ack! ack!
    dont like snails so much.
    *but i DO love your watch!*
    very pretty!

  26. Paunchie says:

    Cute, but yick!

  27. MLO says:

    I…….can……see…..myself…..in
    …..this…..watch….

  28. Fegli says:

    There is just something inherently cute about snailios. Maybe the word “snailio”!