THIS JUST IN: Ani-matronic-pals

by Meg on November 11, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, animatronic band overload! What a hilarious mash-up completely resurrected and re-programmed Rock-afire Explosion… 

Great submishe, Sparky ;)

{ 125 comments }

1 ashley 11.11.08 at 10:11 pm

oh my gawwwwd

2 KC 11.11.08 at 10:12 pm

Lovely song – very cute!

3 Claire 11.11.08 at 10:12 pm

There’s something spectacularly wrong about this…

4 Ev's Hooman 11.11.08 at 10:18 pm

Waitaminnit – Chuck E Cheese makes it to YouTube? Hmmm….I may go back to the old teevee. Watching this makes the taste of really foul pizza come into my mouth (but then, I’m over 11 years old and DO appreciate that it’s a big hit with those who aren’t).

5 taylor 11.11.08 at 10:18 pm

This is from old showbiz pizza joint!

6 Courtney 11.11.08 at 10:21 pm

That was seriously weird. Cute, but weird.

I think the ventriloquist part was my favorite.

7 joods 11.11.08 at 10:24 pm

be afraid. be very afraid…

8 KatG 11.11.08 at 10:24 pm

Nightmare fuel!

9 Katie 11.11.08 at 10:25 pm

The venquilotrist/rap part is the best…

10 Erin H 11.11.08 at 10:25 pm

They should play this at Chuck-E-Cheese. They have those creepy animatronic things there.

11 brinnann 11.11.08 at 10:26 pm

OMG is that Peter Piper Pizza!?!?!? Or old-school Chucky Cheez?

12 brinnann 11.11.08 at 10:27 pm

Nvmd, I think it may be Showbiz Pizza.

13 DKN 11.11.08 at 10:29 pm

Woah – total flashback to my 8th b-day party at Showbiz Pizza. What a trip!

14 Cat B. 11.11.08 at 10:30 pm

This was actually from the pre-curser to Chuck E Cheese. This was from Showbiz Pizza. I remember I was always scared of the monkey…Okay I was scared of all of them. But these are characters from my childhood. Scary but thanks for posting.

15 Deseree 11.11.08 at 10:33 pm

This clip scares the crap out of me….

16 Ali 11.11.08 at 10:34 pm

Is there a “Cute or Creepy” category? Because I love AAs as much as the next person, but this is a little creepy.

17 Carmen 11.11.08 at 10:39 pm

I come to CO to get a daily pick-me-up when I have the baroos, NOT to get thoroughly disturbed. This is AWFUL. :(

18 ap 11.11.08 at 10:43 pm

Wow! I remember seeing that at “Circus, Circus” –a pizza place in West St. Paul, MN– when I was in grade school

19 anastasia 11.11.08 at 10:49 pm

DISTURBING. this thing gave me a thorough scare. I’m gonna have nightmares.

20 anastasia 11.11.08 at 10:52 pm

wait-a chucky cheese mutation! they SCARE THE CRAP OUTTA MEEE!GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

21 Bill Kendrick 11.11.08 at 11:01 pm

This is not a mashup. This is not a cleverly edited video. They actually PROGRAMMED the damned things to perform this Usher song. WAAAAAy too much time on their hands. Bravo!

22 biscuithead 11.11.08 at 11:07 pm

Bleah.

Sorry, but animatronics are always creepy, not cure.

23 biscuithead 11.11.08 at 11:08 pm

*face palm*

Not ‘cute’!
Not CUTE.

/That’s what I get for not previewing my post.

24 temperance 11.11.08 at 11:09 pm

ummm…i vote not cute. it’s just too…disturbing. like clowns.

maybe we need a ‘cute or weird’ catagory?

25 Andrew 11.11.08 at 11:12 pm

Aw, this reminds me of the Country Bears at Disneyland.

26 Dustbuffalo 11.11.08 at 11:12 pm

OMG! Showbiz Pizza Place! Wooo!

27 anastasia 11.11.08 at 11:14 pm

wait-a chucky cheese mutation! they SCARE THE CRAP OUTTA MEEE!GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

28 lauraborealis 11.11.08 at 11:16 pm

That is absolutely Showbiz Pizza. Which eventually became Chuck E Cheese. I remember those things very vividly. And those things scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

29 Kalli 11.11.08 at 11:20 pm

The chicken behind the bear with the thingie on its head cracks me up

30 Keri 11.11.08 at 11:21 pm

::APPLAUSE!::

31 Beth 11.11.08 at 11:22 pm

Gotta love Showbiz Pizza. Pretty hilarious.

[Yeah, I remember the Rockafire Explosion, dry thin-crust pizza, and a whole mess o' arcade console video games like Tempest and Cliff Hanger and that wireframe tank simulation. As a kid I was impressed when the robot 'possum (I think?) answered questions from the audience, live. Pretty neat trick for Dayton, OH in the '80s... - Ed.]

32 Mrs. P. 11.11.08 at 11:27 pm

Thank God I’m not the only one frightened to death by this . . . you ‘Mericans SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE me!

33 the other Brenda 11.11.08 at 11:28 pm

WE Are going to let our kids at Chucky Cheese hear a song about sex??? Maybe I am really old, but this seems wrong to me. What ever happenened to innocense??? SHAME (I am not usually a nuffer)

34 the other Brenda 11.11.08 at 11:30 pm

Shame, Meg!!

[Brenda, if Cute Overload were a movie, it would have a PG-13 rating. - Ed.]

35 Pam 11.11.08 at 11:32 pm

So now I know what happened to the characters from Country Bear Jamboree at Disneyland!

36 Jeanna Marie 11.11.08 at 11:32 pm

OMFG.

I remember this from when I was a kid, the Rock-afire Explosion band. This is insane!!!

There’s more on his Myspace page….

37 M. 11.11.08 at 11:35 pm

Thanks for the laugh! I really needed it after the Prop 8 stuff.

38 Cait 11.11.08 at 11:37 pm

I made it through all of 14 seconds. *shudder*

39 Dani 11.11.08 at 11:37 pm

O….M…G…

40 Dani 11.11.08 at 11:38 pm

I’m gonna have NIGHTMARES!!
*whimpers*

41 berthaservant 11.11.08 at 11:48 pm

Yeah, the awesome part is that they programmed it. Way, way, awesome.

42 rin 11.11.08 at 11:50 pm

Seriously this brings back some SHOWBIZ memories from the past….I LOVE IT!

And for those of you who are frightened…as a child I would sneak a look behind the curtains of this show when it was ‘off’…the big creepy gorilla was SCARY. I was afraid he would turn his head and look at me when I peeked at them… AUGH!!!

43 ykansaki 11.11.08 at 11:51 pm

hehehehehehe awesome

44 worst nightmare 11.12.08 at 12:10 am

disturbed. O.O

45 Lexie 11.12.08 at 12:20 am

Watched about 15 seconds of it, and didn’t find it cute at all.. I actually got pretty creeped out :( .

46 Sunstorm 11.12.08 at 12:22 am

Imagine all the people that are scarred for life now! Sorry, that was just too weird for my liking. And maybe I am a little slow, but what does this have to do with Chuck-E-Cheese?

47 john 11.12.08 at 12:23 am

showbiz pizza!! oh yeah!

48 Juniper Jupiter 11.12.08 at 12:25 am

NO! NOT CUTE!! NOT CUTE!! ABORT!! ABORT!!!

Pardon me while I go over to the corner and assume the futile position…

***starts sucking thumb***

49 Samantha 11.12.08 at 12:36 am

Oh wow. I think I saw this video for the first time about a month ago, actually.

Very bizarre.

50 Lyds 11.12.08 at 12:44 am

This goes under the Twisted Catagory…

To me it’s cute, but really really twisted. Whoever programmed this number must be the same sort who programs electronic Christmas tree lights…

51 kaiser1778 11.12.08 at 12:46 am

NOT CUTE! These stupid robots gave me nightmares as a child and now they are are back to haunt me!!!!!

52 katie 11.12.08 at 12:59 am

someone was inspired by MGMT. or vice versa.

53 DKN 11.12.08 at 1:01 am

funniest comment stream EVAR.

y’all are keeeeling me.

And I’m glad several confirmed that this WAS, in fact, showbiz. I loved going to b-day parties there and I remember the parents always pretending to have fun when they actually hated it. At least they had pitchers of beer to offer the a-dults.

54 Dano 11.12.08 at 1:02 am

There’s a new documentary called “The Rockafire Explosion” that’s about the inventor of those robots and Chris Thrash, the guy who re-programs the robots to sing modern songs. It’s really a great film. The trailer is at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ETK24ax-9A

55 Alexis 11.12.08 at 1:03 am

Animatronics scare the bejeezus out of me, but I’ll get past that to say this is frickin’ hilarious.

56 Blakeley 11.12.08 at 1:04 am

I so remember this place. showbiz, right? strange how far back in the brain things hide…

57 Sunny 11.12.08 at 1:17 am

OOOOOHHHH MYYYYY Gaaaaaawwwwd!!!!

I feel like I’m in some sort of a lucid hip-hop Bear Country Jamboree dream.

58 Corrine 11.12.08 at 1:20 am

There needs to be an anti-cute rule. I loved ShowBiz Pizza Place (and yes – it was definitely ShowBiz) as much as the next kid, but the show made me want to cry. Please don’t ruin Cute Overload with scary things.
Motion to add “Anti-Cute Rule #1: Animatronics are creepy as all get out, and forever banned from Cute Overload.”
All in favor?

59 Cat 11.12.08 at 1:27 am

Oh my God…
I dunno about cute, but this was all kinds of hilarious.

60 Red 11.12.08 at 1:27 am

I gotta admit…I could only watch like 30 seconds because it was kind creepy…okay more like pretty darn creepy. Thank goodness for the doxie below!

61 Donna 11.12.08 at 1:29 am

Not!!!!!!!

62 Anna 11.12.08 at 1:35 am

This makes me so glad that my parents never took me to Showbiz Pizza when I was growing up.

63 Kat 11.12.08 at 1:38 am

This is scary!

64 Mary 11.12.08 at 1:38 am

HAHAHAHAHAH. This brings back scary Chuck E Cheese days. definitely NOT cute.

65 nakey 11.12.08 at 1:40 am

Ahaha, Juniper Jupiter! It may as well be called the futile position, because it ain’t gonna get these creepy animatronics outta your head.
Thank goodness we don’t build these awful things anymore. Now, let’s work on destroying the surviving ones.

66 nakey 11.12.08 at 1:41 am

SECONDED, corrine!

67 Mary 11.12.08 at 1:41 am

p.s. If someone is making these videos in their basement…..that is EXTRA creepy.

68 jmuhj 11.12.08 at 1:46 am

Really, really boring.

69 Emilee 11.12.08 at 1:48 am

so scared!

70 platedlizard 11.12.08 at 1:48 am

Not cute. AWESOME! Absolutely 100% Pure Colombian Grade Awesome and Win.

71 k 11.12.08 at 1:48 am

Definitely more creepy than cute. In fact, not particularly cute at all. :( I’m loving the mini-D in a hot-dog roll, though. Now THAT’S cute!

72 platedlizard 11.12.08 at 1:49 am

And this is coming from someone who HATES Usher.

73 andellene 11.12.08 at 1:56 am

Holy crap… I’ve never been motivated to post on CO before, but I just had flashbacks to my 5th birthday party that I had as Showbiz Pizza. As the birthday girl, they wanted me to sit at the head of this long table for pizza and cake, which was directly in front of the gorilla. I cried my eyes out until I got someone to switch seats with me so I didn’t have be in proximity to that thing. It still creeps me out 20 years later. Thanks for the memories CO. I’ll let you know how my therapy works out… ;)

74 Silent Meow 11.12.08 at 2:08 am

I am thoroughly and utterly CREEPED OUT, yet I just can’t stop laughing…in a maniacal, gone-a-bit-insane, sort of way. Wow, this is WEIRD TO THE MAX! Ohhhhhhhhhh kaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy….

75 Beth (in NC) 11.12.08 at 2:11 am

I can’t BELIEVE how freaked out people are by this!!! I loved Showbiz when I was little. And now, I am guessing that there is some sort of magical song-sensor apparatus that makes the animatron animules go exactly in time with the music…. all you have to do is be a bored worker closing up shop and viola!!!

Seriously I loved this post, sooo funny. Thanks for the memories, Meg!

76 B.B. 11.12.08 at 2:34 am

creepy.

77 Boy 11.12.08 at 2:43 am

Whew. Good thing CO isn’t a democracy.

78 Megan 11.12.08 at 2:58 am

Not sure this qualifies as cute, but definitely a fun blast from my past…These guys performed at Showbiz Pizza (which was later bought out by the Chuck E. Cheese franchise) and I loved the one in Irving, Texas that had a bunch of tunnels and nets to play in!

79 Yenasa 11.12.08 at 3:02 am

Um, am I the only person who laughed hysterically throughout the whole thing? The rap interlude with the ventriloquist was all sorts of win!

80 p_chefy 11.12.08 at 3:18 am

Billy Bob! Wow, how did I not find these guys creepy when I was 6? Oh wait, I did. I remember going to
Showbiz, and my grandma telling me there was this really special ride I would like. It ended up being this seat that went around and around, and all I could think was what is so special about this?

81 pookiepuff 11.12.08 at 3:49 am

Um… worst post ever… not cute! :(

82 binky-mama 11.12.08 at 3:55 am

I want my Mommy!

*runs under the covers to rock back and forth while sucking thumb*

83 kerrymc 11.12.08 at 4:03 am

Cute, maybe not. Hilarious, absolutely. Complete nostalgia for children of the late 80’s early 90’s… TOTALLY.

Not entirely sure how this falls into the “farm animals” category, though!

84 crazyweinerdoglady 11.12.08 at 4:33 am

I’m so glad that I’m not the only one that remembers ShowbIz Pizza and Billy Bob. I personally was never “creeped out” by the show. Big time blast from the past, THANK YOU MEG!!!! oh and the pizza SUCKED but oh how I loved me some skee ball!

85 chortlemeister 11.12.08 at 4:38 am

It’s like the Showbiz Bear went all Chef-like from South Park. I still can’t quit laughing.

86 Mel2 11.12.08 at 5:10 am

Wow, I’m amazed at how many people had similar reactions to these freaky things while growing up. The gorilla scared the crap out of me when I was little too. This is definitely Scary Flashback Overload for me.

87 jenny 11.12.08 at 5:37 am

I’m sorry. That’s freaking hilarious!!!

88 AuntieMame 11.12.08 at 5:56 am

We never went to Showbiz but once that I remember. It wasn’t my parents’ kind of place. You went out to eat to EAT, not to play. So I guess I missed the trauma. But I seem to remember a catchy jingle on their television commercials that I can’t quite hum anymore.

89 Doubleclick 11.12.08 at 6:14 am

If you’d asked me yesterday, I would have bet good money that I would never see a bear say “nigga” on Cute Overload.

How wrong was I?

90 Theo 11.12.08 at 6:33 am

Doubleclick — not all that wrong, actually. Let’s just say THIS bear doesn’t sit in the woods. (and neither does Usher)

91 Kow 11.12.08 at 6:35 am

Theo, are you from Dayton, OH? That’s where I grew up and I remember the Showbiz Pizza there as well!

[I'm sure we ate the same saltine-crust pizza, then. Remember Max & Erma's, too? Those table phones? - Ed.]

92 Kow 11.12.08 at 6:47 am

Wow, small world. Max & Erma’s is still there…so is the Red Lobster. Showbiz unfortunately became Chucky Cheese later on. Remember Joker’s Comedy Club? I still go back to Dayton often as I have family in Springboro. Yes, Showbiz was a HUGE deal for a place like Dayton! Ok- I’m done thread-jacking.

93 Raemie L. 11.12.08 at 6:55 am

Wow, on the technical/timing side, it’s nicely done. When I was a kid, I thought Chuck E. Cheese was a little disappointing. Maybe that’s why I’m not so creeped out by this. This video isn’t fluffy/adorable cute like a kitten or puppy, of course, but I thought it was still amusing to watch. Usher’s “Love in this Club” somehow works (for me, at least) with the lounge band feel. Also, I see this more on par with The Muppet Show on parental ratings.

94 Doubleclick 11.12.08 at 7:02 am

Theo – “and neither does Usher”

Them’s betting words, but I reckon it’s a trick and you’ve already got that YouTube video cued up for tomorrow >:(

[Tempting, but no... - Ed.]

95 Lil 11.12.08 at 8:07 am

eerrk. I only lasted 30 seconds on this one. **shudder**
Not cute. creepy yet dull.

96 Hon Glad 11.12.08 at 9:14 am

Perhaps all you traumatised folks should file a collective lawsuit against Showbiz Pizza, for the harm they’ve caused.

[I think there'd be problems with the statute of mortification... er, limitation. As it were. - Ed.]

97 Barbarella von Fluffenstein 11.12.08 at 9:45 am

Don´t know if I´m the only one, but I think it´s creepy rather than cute… :O

98 Maddie 11.12.08 at 11:00 am

Oh Dear God
That was one of the most disturbing things I have EVER seen :(

99 Gail (the first one) 11.12.08 at 12:23 pm

When I saw this posting last night, I thought ‘not cute, boring’, but I figured lots of other folks would like it. I’m glad I came back to find that I’m not the only one!

Plus, I guess I’m too old for Showbiz/Chuck-E-Cheese…..never was there except as an adult! Not my parents’ style, in any case. We used to go to an Italian restaurant in Chicago with strolling musicians.

100 kultgirl 11.12.08 at 1:27 pm

Bad touch. BAD TOUCH!

101 Julia 11.12.08 at 1:45 pm

They’ll program any song for $200. This is one of a few that they’ve done with these leftover robots. This guy invented Whack a Mole too!

102 Rivershine 11.12.08 at 2:04 pm

That was farking awesome! I don’t why so many people are freaked out by this. I think the whole thing is full of win. It made my day to say the least.

103 lurkingsmirk 11.12.08 at 2:26 pm

This is all kinds of goodness. I (fondly) recall being frightened of the animatronics when the curtain came down and they turned off. I used to think that if you stuck your head under the curtain they would come alive and become evil. Then after a while I caught on to the fact that they did the same songs and dialogue over and over and part of the magic was gone. So this injection of modernity and the absurdness resurrects some of the magic for me.

104 vorpalbunnie 11.12.08 at 2:33 pm

This is totally an 80s Showbiz Pizza throwback. I’m in awe. I used to make a mean suicide soda there… :D .

105 gwz 11.12.08 at 2:59 pm

He… The bear got booze and chicks.
Class act.

106 Hope Gaston 11.12.08 at 3:00 pm

this is wrong on so many levels. funny, but wrong. i remember those guys asking my what my favorite food was when i was 6 or so for my birthday. *shudders*

107 Katrina 11.12.08 at 3:00 pm

Ew.

108 katiedid 11.12.08 at 3:13 pm

LOL that was GREAT!!!! I have always wanted to see those creepy bears sing a rap or hiphop/R&B song!!! They only part that freaked me out was the girl mouse cheerleader.. *Shivers*, but that puppet cat thing was great!!!!LOVED IT!!!

109 jen 11.12.08 at 3:43 pm

i’m a-scareds.

110 Lissy 11.12.08 at 4:18 pm

for those of you who think it’s funny, you should check out their version of “4 minutes” by madonna and justin timberlake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc-Jg-pWQ78

i find it pretty hilarious. i was creeped out at first, but then i got curious as to what other songs this guy has programmed. it’s crazy!

111 Emi 11.12.08 at 4:27 pm

Holy crapola, this is so awesome. I’d've peed myself for sure at this when I was six, but at four times that I’m just fascinated. There’s something a little more relatable and human about these freakish creatures performing less juvenile material.

[The part about "less juvenile" is debatable. Wait till you find the Me So Horny version. No, I'm not kidding. - Ed.]

112 that_girl 11.12.08 at 6:33 pm

hilarity.

the “hips don’t lie” cover amuses the heck out of me.

point of history: showbiz pizza and chuck e cheese were originally two different companies. showbiz bought CEC but took over its name, and eventually all showbiz’s were revamped to be CEC. that’s when they removed the Rockafire Explosion in lieu of the CEC gang.

how do I know all this? sadly, i worked at CEC for 2.5 years in high school.

113 Katie 11.12.08 at 6:53 pm

Awesome to the highest degree. I remember growing up with Showbiz Pizza. I LOVED those singing animals, but the gorilla always scared the crap out of my little brother.

Awesome vid…

114 Emmerly 11.12.08 at 7:36 pm

Oh my GODS!!!!

Count me in with the “VISCERAL BLAST FROM THE PAST” crowd, not the “creepy” crowd. WOW. I have not thought about those guys in years, and it all came rushing back. The gorilla! The cheerleaders! The ventriloquist! OMG!

And OLD SCHOOL SHOWBIZ, not Chuck E Cheeze. THAT blows me away.

Does anybody else remember their commercials??? “Showbiz Pizza, where a kid can be a kid!”

115 anner 11.12.08 at 8:08 pm

does this remind anyone else of the Banana Splits? or did that show really exist? i may have just imagined it.

116 Julie 11.12.08 at 10:39 pm

Would you believe I have a 45 record “featuring” Fatz (that’s the big gorilla’s name)from Showbiz Pizza…wow those were the days! He could really sing Sixteen Candles and make me tear up!

117 vonvon 11.12.08 at 11:33 pm

@anner
No, you didn’t imagine them. The Banana Splits were real. Na na na nananana, na na na nananana.

@Megan
CEC in Irving, Texas? I grew up in Irving!

118 just me 11.13.08 at 12:40 am

Holey COW. I loved Showbiz Pizza when I was little. I did pretty well with the animatronics, except the gorilla did completely freak me out. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one!

I am thoroughly amazed by the quality of the programmed puppeteering of these things. Fan-stinking-tastic.

I’m not sure I would call it “cute” either, but I’m super glad to see it, all the same. I’m totally checking out some of their other covers.

119 Julia 11.13.08 at 3:52 am

Here’s the original guy, in the original documentary. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1oi-GmSM0A&feature=related

120 Theo 11.13.08 at 4:37 am

And here’s… well, see for yourself. Holy *crap*.
http://www.showbizpizza.com/

121 Creepy Sheep 11.13.08 at 10:05 pm

Very cool, but also holy crap terrifying. Were I still a kid, I’d be hiding behind my Mum right now…

122 temperance 11.14.08 at 3:30 am

i loved the banana splits!

remember lidsville? h.r. puffnstuf? new zoo review?

ah, those wacky 70’s.
good times.

123 Christine 11.16.08 at 4:51 pm

Awesome! Cracked me up. Of course when I was a kid I thought it would be funny to make Teddy Ruxpin sing Bon Jovi or something.

124 JingerCat 11.19.08 at 4:30 am

This is not cute, it is utterly terrifying. The keyboard playing gorilla looks like something from a horrible nightmare. I still have vivid memories of a friend’s Showbiz Pizza birthday party when I was 4, in which I cowered screaming under the table for the entire “performance”. Not cute. Not.

125 Amber 11.20.08 at 6:43 am

Hi-Fricken-Larious!!!! That’s freakin’ awesome!

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