Pass the mustard…

…and sauerkraut

and ketchup

and another beer.

Thanks.

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You’re right Samantha H. I can’t resist this.

153 comments … read them below or add one

  1. ceejoe says:

    eeeeeee! no way!!! that is not real!!!!

  2. JJ says:

    That puppy looks very tasty.

  3. photogirl says:

    poor pupster!

    that’s gonna need years of therapy.

  4. Holly Scoggins says:

    Can’t..kronsche…smiling….puppy…

  5. lapinguina says:

    TOO MUCH! This is the CO post that finally broke me. *IS DED*

  6. vegas vickie says:

    this is toooooo cute. i want one

  7. kmira says:

    I think everyone who ownes this type o’puppeh needs s pic like this. It’s like, Mandatory!

  8. Theresa says:

    (BURP!)

  9. T.U.M. says:

    Puppeh looks so trusting! “Thanks for the warm sweater, Mama!”

  10. Jezebel says:

    Lunch is served!

  11. Kit says:

    GAAAAWD! The smiley pup… I relish the thought of taking a soft kronshee. I’ll ketchup to you later… I is ded.

  12. florence1056 says:

    OMG OMG!! That is the cutest little puppy. Poor little guy. He has this scared look like “please don’t eat me”Makes me miss my gusgus (mini pom) who passed on last year. He weighed 3.5 lbs. Black with a white goatee/white on top of head. Sigh

  13. stark_rain24 says:

    @T.U.M. Your comment is the best & makes the post so much cuter!!

  14. Jenn says:

    Ah, the eternal question of the teeny dachshund in the hot dog bun, “Shall I begin nibbling the nose or the tail?”

  15. turtletattoo says:

    ahh… the sight of a dachsund in a hot dog bun just never gets old, does it?

  16. sarah Dozier says:

    oh my god I want one!

  17. Von Zeppelin says:

    That’s the wurst dog picture I ever saw (said in Groucho voice).

  18. ashagato says:

    @ T.U.M.”

    thanks for the warm sweater, momma!”

    hilarious! ;)

  19. fish eye no miko says:

    So… tiny… [squees, then is ded]

  20. Erebella says:

    OMG, that’s so freakin cute!!! Look at that cute little face! k, gonna faint now, bye………

  21. hungry says:

    NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

  22. 260Oakley says:

    Pup knows how to celebrate Bunday in style. But nommers beware: all that is yellow is not mustard.

  23. Laura says:

    done been ded’ed.

  24. Arvay says:

    He’s smiling!

  25. kay says:

    pass the mustard!!! :-)

  26. Marie says:

    Mmmm. Tasty!

    Cooked just right.

  27. Juniper Jupiter says:

    SQUEEEE!!!

    I LURVE this kinda weinerschnitzelgruben!!!

    Oh, this’ll just be my sixteenth today!!

    Oh, and THA BLUE EYES, PEEPULS!!!! **sigh**

    :D

  28. Juniper Jupiter says:

    Oh, and to Von Zeppelin?

    BOO!! HISS!!! BAD JOKE!! BAD JOKE!!!

    YOU are SUCH a BRAT!!! :P

  29. Nik says:

    Snausage!!!

  30. Kimmy says:

    SQUEEEEEE!!!!!! *dies*

  31. emmemm says:

    I luv how his little tail points straight back. :)

  32. mberkie0 says:

    How old is that weensie weiner-dog? *grabby hand* I can haz small nibble? Pleez?

  33. woofysma says:

    Oh, him is so sweet, so little, so soft. I just want one little taste – I know the top of his widdle noggie is vewy sweet.

  34. AnjayRose says:

    Can I have 3 to go? Catsup only please? Nom nom nom.

  35. catatonic says:

    Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

    That is what I’d truly like to beeeeeeee -eyyy -eeee.

    For if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner…

    Everyone would take a bite of meeeeeeee….

  36. KBinTo says:

    “I do this. For my country. And my breedren.” (Gulps and looks bravely into the distance, where the kitchen might be.)

  37. Mary says:

    That is the cutest wienny in the world!!!!!!

  38. J. Bo says:

    Two bites, max…

  39. SarahR says:

    I don’t like Mondays, but I lurrrrve Bundays! Thanks, 260Oakley.

  40. Kar says:

    Mmmm! Toasted!

    Seriously though, I really appreciate that this owner let the pup stand on it’s own legs, not letting the feetsies dangle while supporting it from the middle.

  41. Gail (the first one) says:

    @Juniper Jupiter: Those (weiner)schnitzengruben will wipe you out!

  42. pupperatu says:

    You know, the wee little tail needs a bun, too. Just for the fun of it.

  43. spb says:

    So wrong… yet so right! So funny!

  44. Samantha says:

    Yaaaay! Now I can cross “get a submission on to CO” off my life goals list.

    *monches pup*

  45. Olof Moleman says:

    Holy shi……

    WORDS CANNOT DISCRIBE THIS! It surpasses all meaning!
    Every time I think Cute Overload can’t get any cuter, it surpasses it’s previous record holder, thus staying true to it’s name.

    I declare this puppeh the cutest on the planet.

  46. AuntieMame says:

    LOL, catatonic. I can totally hear the key changes when a different kid sings. :-)

    And ketchup only! NO MUSTARD!! (Pleh!)

  47. jen says:

    i SNORTED!!!

    so cute

  48. nismo says:

    Everything about that puppy is tiny. Teeny tiny legs. Teeny tiny face. Teeny tiny heart beat. DO WANT.

  49. dee says:

    cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

  50. Chris says:

    I’ll take a weenie dog over a coney dog any day of the week! he is tooooo cute! looks about 6 weeks old-makes me wanna get another doxie baby! doxies are the BEST!

  51. Mary (the first) says:

    The little dewd does not seem to be familiar with “soft kronsche” as he looks a bit apprehensive. We won’t hurt you, little QTpie!

  52. MayhemArts says:

    aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ♥melts♥

  53. AuntieMame says:

    The really hilarious part is that the bun is as long as he is…

  54. berthaservant says:

    I know I’m popular around here for occasional extended analysis of the “meaning” of the qte, but no explanation required here, none whatsoever. This is ur-cute.

  55. Katina says:

    WIENER PUPPY.

    Oh thank god I needed that. So adorable

  56. Lone says:

    Cant go wrong with a pear head. Especially when so well prepared.

  57. M. says:

    Mm.. the only thing that would make this better is to make it a Chicago style hot dog!

  58. crazyweinerdoglady says:

    *SIIIIIGH* Makes me member da times of my baby weiners. Well I only had one that was this little and he was cream and didn’t really look all that hot-doggish. I do have this though….http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/ilovemyleo/DSC00740.jpg

  59. Metz says:

    ((threadjack))
    Hi, just a quick note to anyone who tries to acccess Cute Talk forum, we’re experiencing technical difficulties and anyone who tries to access right now gets a message that they are banned. No one, reapeat, no one is banned from the forum, we hope to have it fixed real soon.
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  60. AmyJ says:

    I think my heart just ‘sploded. Too cute! Teeny tiny soft little doglet with such a sweet face! I lurvs him!!!!

  61. AnjayRose says:

    I think that hotdog bun is a regular small sized bun too. No hoagie bun about that!

  62. Decca says:

    Yes, but is he kosher?

  63. Diane in LA says:

    Small enough for the real deal, wow! I think I’ve eaten bigger sausages than him.

    Nibble, nibble, on those tiny feets!

  64. Daphne Moss says:

    Don’t throw stuff, OKs, but PETA had a similar ad a few years ago of a tiny leetle weinder dog resting in a bun and sort of smiling at the camera.

    Like that better than some of their more heavy-handed stuff (and I don’t eat any meat, so no need to get mad at me)….

    Gently nibbling at baby dog’s ear…

  65. angel* says:

    omigosh eet is the portillo’s dog!! *bleen*!

  66. Theresa says:

    Diane, love to eat them doggies?

  67. Jenn says:

    Make him a Carolina dog. Chili, slaw, ketchup and mustard with sweet pickle relish… nomnomnommmm Sigh! Can I haz more, sir?

  68. Cronite5 says:

    People were looking at me funny, cause I was screaming “OMG….OMG”
    That has got to be the cutest thing I have ever seen.

  69. Lisa says:

    Kar, you beat me to it!!! I love, LOVE the teeny weenie, but it KILLS me to see people pick weenies up the wrong way (mid-section not supported).

    This picture (and the owner) is a weiner (HA!! See what I did there??) in every way.

  70. boaks says:

    My insides all just melted. LOOK AT HOW TINY IT IS!!!

  71. CathyDee says:

    Is so small is more like a cocktail weenie. Need a toofpick and some barbeque sauce, maybe a nice cube of cheddar cheese.

  72. Birdcage says:

    The world is better because of dachshunds. I am lucky enough to have been owned by two of them at different times.

  73. JustMe says:

    umm.. is it sad, scary or just plain weird that this gave me the munchies? ;-) LMAO

  74. carolion says:

    this puppy makes me feel whole inside.

  75. Cary says:

    @JustMe – omg. I had the biggest craving for an all-beef hot dog. No lie.

    But not a goggie-dog! I swear puppeh.

  76. butter says:

    Ketchup on a hotdog? Blasphemy!

  77. totalee puppy says:

    Best puppy ever! Deserves a
    better-looking hot dog bun.

  78. sickandtiredofrepeatedvisualpuns says:

    omg is that a weiner dog on a bun? that is so creative!! i’ve never seen that before, where did you come up with the idea?

    [You think maybe sarcasm is more original, somehow? - Ed.]

  79. hey-h says:

    Heh – this totally made me crave a hot dog, too.

  80. J. Bo says:

    “crazywienerdoglady” is a handle I wish I’D come up with, I swear… though I don’t have wiener dogs… and I’m not all that crazy…

    *sigh*

    GREAT NAME, ANYWAY!

    And cutest little bun-pup of all time, right down to the silly little smile on his weenie little face.

  81. eeeeee! (me squealing!) too cute for words. ^..^

  82. furfaceluv says:

    *sigh* I guess I’m the only critter lover in the universe that has always found dachshunds in hot dog buns downright creepy. Maybe there is some childhood trauma I’ve suppressed?

  83. Michelle S says:

    Oh the punsters are a-foot long before I got here. This post brat out the wurst in us!

  84. Ev's mom says:

    *WANT* (I’ve always wanted to say that) Seriously, this may be the CUTEST of the CO all year.

  85. Red says:

    Also WANT!
    What a little tiny guy! He needs some snorgles, with his bun on!

  86. Pamela says:

    I want that puppy..he is so cute…that little guy can put his shoes under my bed anytime…lol

  87. DaytimeDeb says:

    “Oh nose! Now that I am a weaned weiner dog, I naturally thought when my people invited me to dinner that I would be joining them AT the table — not ON the table. Gulp!”

  88. DaytimeDeb says:

    Oh, and is it true what they say about the size of a pups ears? That they indicate the size of his—oh, nevermind.

  89. Kats says:

    I love pups earnest expression…how absolutely adorable. I want to kiss him right on the temple where his fur is thinned out…

  90. jenny says:

    he’s chocolate and tan just like my Liesel! and you can see his skin through the fur!

    I already have one, but I will take two.

  91. Biscuit Tin says:

    @crazyweinerdoglady – What a sweet face on your doggie! Thanks for sharing the pic!

  92. kgirl says:

    @ Carolion. *head tilt* Ahn. I lof your comment :)

    As for the puppers. MEGA-WANT (I will happily fight all you other peeps for the puppers….)

    I am proud to announce that this is the new background on my laptop (at work…) and it makes me smile with its preciousnessness each time I see it. So much is just GOOD about the photo. The straight tail. The soft, velvety lookin floof. The ears. The little grin. The trusting mien of the pupper. The BROWN!!! Ahn. That’s some potent Qte right there.

    Also, are those crumbs on the puppers back????

  93. karla b says:

    Who put the Wee in Wiener Dog??

    (@furfacelove – my husband thought the same thing.)

  94. nancy says:

    Uber-weeeennie!

  95. sami says:

    what happened to NOSEvember?!?!?

  96. Theresa says:

    @Sami, look on the right of the picture– he has a nose, and a cute one at that!

  97. Deirdre says:

    Portillo’s!! THE hot dog drive-through, so sadly not here in Texas. Angel(*, please wave for me. And the puppeh ain’t bad, either.

  98. Karyn says:

    Must. Stuff. In. Mouf.

  99. Hon Glad says:

    Is this something ‘cut my own throat Dibbler’ would sell?

  100. Molls says:

    Uh, yeah, I want the doggie extra value meal with a large milkbone shake and could I get that with a toasted bun??

  101. Eaglie says:

    I take issue with ketchup on any form of dog, living or processed, and especially when sauerkraut is involved.

  102. Theresa says:

    @Hon Glad– Whereever people eat terrible food, there will be someone there to sell it to them. ;)

  103. ThreeCatNight says:

    He is too delish to eat. Seems most likely that I’d just snorgle and lick him, myself, and that would satisfy my puppeh cravings.

  104. jennine says:

    i must have looked at this picture a million times since you first posted it. he still makes me giggle.

  105. Eagle says:

    I couldn’t eat him, because I would miss seeing him the next day and the next and the next and the next and the next etc. How could anyone live without one? Thank God I have one. A doxie that is.

  106. Katrina says:

    Hon Glad-
    “Is that pork?”
    “In a manner of speaking”

    Hooray for Terry Pratchett,I hope he is doing as well as possible.

  107. Rizzo says:

    Awww geez….

  108. Bayreutherfestspielbesucher says:

    Ich möchte einen Dackelbraten mit Senf, bitte. Mmm, schmeckt gut! Noch ein, bitte…

  109. Bayreutherfestspielbesucher says:

    @Eagle: My wife grapples with the same dilemma several times a day. Doxies rock!

  110. pny says:

    Notice how he’s so obediently holding his pose? He KNOWS he’s cute.

  111. Paunchie says:

    love to eat them doggehs, doggehs I loves to eats, I nibble their little nose-ies, I kronche their tiny feets

  112. Paunchie says:

    Schmeckt gut! Ja!

  113. BeckyMonster says:

    Oh, so just because he’s a Daschund he gets put into a bun and called “Weinerschnitzelgruben”?

    RACIST!

    HA! KIDDING! Just got done reading the posts from the fabulous Rick James horse and couldn’t help being ridiculous.

    The wee little pup is almost too much to bear!

  114. Bayreutherfestspielbesucher says:

    Doxies seem to like being held up in the air. I think they’re entranced by view.

  115. Bayreutherfestspielbesucher says:

    …er, by *the* view. Entschuldigung.

  116. Kiragirl says:

    Do those come in packages of 8 or 10?

  117. Paunchie says:

    (long german name person) – kittens are the same way

  118. Ehn!!!! So adorable!

  119. Alice says:

    Okay, I didn’t think you could top that horse that rode around in a car, but… well I think this is it.

  120. Theresa says:

    Bayreutherfestspielebesucher:
    Er ist der heilige Gral von Hunden. ;)

  121. Paunchie says:

    Won’t someone think of his dignity?!?

  122. Katelyn says:

    *is dead*
    EHN!!! Its too much to handle!

  123. Chanya says:

    Awwwwww – he is too sweet and trusting for words! LOF heem!

  124. heleen says:

    OMG! This is seriously the cutest thing that I’ve seen in a very long time!!
    Ontzettend schattig!

  125. Von Zeppelin says:

    Bayreutherfestspielebesucher, wenn man Bayreuthfestspiel besucht, kann man da ein Dachshundbrotchen essen? (Verzeihung–Ich weiss nicht wie man ein Umlaut oder ein Eszett in “comments” machen kann.)

  126. Theresa says:

    LOL!

  127. meadowgirl says:

    *soft kronshe*

    oh, bebeh puppeh in a bun. i luuuurve dis.

    *ded*

  128. katelyn says:

    your a bad person

  129. warrior rabbit says:

    Von Zepp, Mein Deutsch hat sich leider verlernt, aber man kann ein Umlaut schaffen wenn ‘a’ (oder ‘o’ oder ‘u’) mit ‘e’ zusammengesezt ist. Umsonst weiss ich nichts.

  130. Mary W. says:

    I bleened so hard my head hurts >< ahhhhn

  131. c says:

    He’s sooo cute. I swore off new pets but………………

  132. angel* says:

    @ butter- right on! Eet is a chicago hot dog. NO KETCHUP!!

  133. Patricia says:

    Always loved Daschunds. I once had a neighbor who had one, cutest little dog. So mild mannored and happy.

    You have got to love those tiny little paws too!

  134. mads says:

    i want one of those, hese the cutest ever

  135. RaemieL. says:

    Hot and presh, get’cher hot dogs here! Totally needed a serving of the Qte today.

  136. Nina says:

    You broke me, CO. You really did. ;_;

  137. spb says:

    Von Zepp & B.F.S.B.,

    So… what is the Bayreuth festival anyway? Just wondering.

  138. spb says:

    p.s. this has got to be one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. Even if it is a “repeated visual pun”

  139. cheryl says:

    oh boy oh boy oh boy! mom says it’s lunchtime! hey, wait a minute….
    cutest little face, cutest little everything! yay for repeated visual puns!

  140. Von Zeppelin says:

    @spb–Bayreuth, a city in Bavaria, every summer holds a month-long festival of the works of Richard Wagner, including performances of his operas. Not sure if mini-Dachshunds are on the menu along with German music.

  141. Theresa says:

    The theater in Bayreuth was built by Wagner, with the support of King Ludwig II, and specially designed to stage Wagner’s works. Underneath my many trades and interests, music nerd is my true vocation. ;)

  142. tracyFlick says:

    yet another thing you cannot do with a cat

  143. Ameri says:

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    That is all.

  144. Kurt Parker says:

    OMG!!! So F*@!!ing cute

  145. bone says:

    They plump when you cook em!

  146. spb says:

    @Von Zepp, et al… Danke for the info. (They really should have cute weinerpups there too, if they want a successful festival. But that’s just my humble opinion.)

  147. spb says:

    @Bone… Cute.

  148. totalee puppy says:

    Molls…Great Extra Value
    Meal!

  149. emu says:

    ohmigod. *squeals like there’s no tomorrow*. un-freakin-believably cute.

  150. Katrina says:

    Oh, let’s hear it for the loooooooooooooog dogs of the world! Hooray!

  151. Liora says:

    So soft, such sweet little tiny doggy back, and big innocent eyes. Want!!!

  152. contrariwise says:

    SOOOOOOOO!!! Adorable. Just want to eat it all up.(YUMM!)

  153. Jijaba says:

    So cute!I LOVE Dauchsaunds!
    That one is so tiny!He fits in a hotdog bun!Pass the cuteness,not the mustard.I found this off of Ultra Kawii,the guy said it spreaded like a virus!It does!